Stranger: hi
You: Hurro
Stranger: why?
You: Why not?
You: Wait a second... I'ma light a joint.
You: So... How are you/
Stranger: fine
Stranger: u?
You: My wood hurts...
You: :|
Stranger: what mean wood
You: You haven't heard of morning wood...
You: I have a boner... There I said it.
You: It itches... Like crazy
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im not good at english
Stranger: so
Stranger: i have a question
You: Yes.
You: Shoot.
Stranger: what means masturbation?
You: .........
You: Well..
Stranger: someone
You: -.-
Stranger: tell me
You: It's-
You: ...
Stranger: can you masturbation?
You: How old are you..
You: GOd dman
You: Damn*
Stranger: 19
You: ...
Stranger: im 19 f
You: You
You: ...
You: Your a chick?
You: A girl.
You: You are asking... What Masturbation is...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what is that?
You: ... Why do you want to know?
You: Do you want to try it?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont know that
Stranger: someone tell me
Stranger: "can you masturbation now?"
You: Since you are a girl...
Stranger: i dont know
You: It goes for you like this.
Stranger: ?..
You: Alright... Not sounding weird or anything...
Stranger: =[ tell me..
You: I am not a predator
Stranger: yes
You: ...
You: ........
Stranger: wait
You: Er... -
You: Wat?
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: masturbation
You: ...
You: Well... It's giving pleasure to your self.
Stranger: pleasure?
Stranger: how
You: Yes...
You: :|
Stranger: how
You: You seriously want to know?
Stranger: yes
You: ...
Stranger: i really want to know
Stranger: what is that
Stranger: plz =[
You: Fine fine...
You: Since you are a girl... The only way to masturbate is to ... Well... Touch the area... Which is... Down there.
Stranger: ?
You: You getting any of this?
Stranger: down there?
You: ..
Stranger: feet?
You: Under... The Pants...
Stranger: pants?
Stranger: legs?
You: ....
You: No...
You: Try a little... More... Up...
You: ... Like... Alright, I'm going to just say it.
You: It's under your panties.
Stranger: panties?
Stranger: oh
You: And no.. It's not your butt hole.
You: It's the other hole.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: thanks..;;;
Stranger: hey
You: ...
Stranger: can i ask ur age and sex?
You: ... Sure... Why not...
You: I'm actually 13... And I'm a male... Congradulations... You have confused the confuser
Stranger: 13?
You: Yes... I'm 13 years old.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cute
Stranger: then
Stranger: i have another question
You: Shoot...
Stranger: can i aske to yo?
Stranger: u"?
You: Sure...
You: Go for it.
Stranger: Did you masturbate?
You: ...
You: Seriously...
You: If I just told you about it... Then how do I know know how from personal experience.
You: Since I'm a boy I just rub my area until-
You: ...
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: i think u r adult
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kk
You: I swear...
You: I'm 13...
You: I swear...
Stranger: oh
You: The minds of children today are corrupt...
Stranger: so cute
You: We know... A lot.
Stranger: kkkkkk
Stranger: hey
Stranger: h
Stranger: where r u from?
You: ... Florida.
You: :|
You: Sarasota.
You: :|
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i know
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do u have
Stranger: msn?
You: ...
Stranger: i want to know u more
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u r so cute
You: :|
You: You know what... I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt...
You: I have a yahoo... You can Pm...
Stranger: i dont have yahoo
Stranger: i have msn..
Stranger: T.T
You: :|
You: lawl...
You: Give me your account name and stuff and I'll PM you some time... K?
Stranger: u mean
You: like...
You: <You>@msn.com
You: Or something
Stranger: *****@hotmail.com
You: Ok...
You: I'll PM you soon.
Stranger: what
You: And wait...
Stranger: means
Stranger: PM?
You: Personal Message
You: :|
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: i know
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: then
Stranger: c ya
Stranger: bye bye
You: Wait...
Stranger: ?
You: Wait a second...
You: ... Is this a joke...
Stranger: joke?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my ID
You: I mean... Seriously... A 19 year old asking me how to masturbate
Stranger: umm
Stranger: hey..
You: Yes...
Stranger: wait
You: Yes...
Stranger: I'm actually 16
Stranger: sorry
You: :/
Stranger: really sorry
You: Random change of events
You: It's just fine.
Stranger: but
Stranger: i think
Stranger: u dont tell me
Stranger: my age is 16
Stranger: dont tell me
Stranger: masturbation mean
Stranger: T.T
You: :|
Stranger: can u understand?
You: Yes... I understand.
You: ...
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: then
Stranger: trust me!
You: I trust you...
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: then
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: bye!
You: Good night.
Stranger: PM!
Stranger: PM!!
You: I will.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Seriously. . . what the fuck was that ping. . .
*Raises his hands.* I know, I'm fucked in the head.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER
Stranger: Looking for girls with pics or want cyber!
You: DAMN YOU
Stranger: Right here
Stranger: My cock is in her mouth
You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER YOU SICK BASTARD
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: NO
Stranger: Yes
You: NO
You: YOU TAKE THAT OUT OF HER MOUTH RIGHT NOW
Stranger: And a grenade up her pussy
You: WHAT
Stranger: Stop the caps or I pull the pin
You: plz dont hurt daughter
You: she all i have
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: She is very cute tho
You: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER IN SUCH A WAY
You: I WILL FIND YOU
You: AND I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: Stop caps or I pull
You: I AM LIAM FUCKING NEESON
You: YOU WON'T DO IT
You: YOU LOVE MY FUCKING MOVIES
You: ADMIT IT
Stranger: Hold on I have to run away
You: Oh that's cool
Stranger: She is gone
You: Wait what
Stranger: I pulled the pin and ran
You: Oh
You: Well shit
Stranger: Lolololololol
Stranger: Hahaha and I fucked her and cumed all over her before she died
You: That's impossible, she was giving you a blowjob when I contacted you, and you stuck the grenade up her pussy directly after.
Stranger: No this was earlier
You: And you would certainly have dropped the pin while performing coitus.
You: Oh, I suppose that would be possible, but it's still rather unlikely. Who gets a blowjob AFTER having sex?
You: That's just backwards, man.
Stranger: It was round 2
Stranger: Then u came
You: Oh, I see.
You: Well, shit.
Stranger: U want my name so u can kill me
You: Nah, you know what, i'ma just get drunk. I'll pick up a new daughter tomorrow.
Stranger: It's Bond, James Bond
Stranger: And I will fuck her too hahahaha
You: Eh, i'll just have to do it first then.
Stranger: By the way tue red dot on ur cheat it mine
Stranger: Say goodbye
You: Wait what?
Stranger: Boom pulls trigger
Stranger: Hahahahahaha
You: What part of being Liam fucking Neeson did you not understand?
Stranger: I hate u
Stranger: Die *fired RPG
Stranger: *BOOM
You: Again. Liam motherfucking Neeson.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Orders chuck Norris to kill
Stranger: Now u screwed
You: Dude, Chuck! Haven't seen you in ages man, how've you been? Oh, the guy that killed my daughter sent you? Yeah, he did. You gonna go take care of him? Ah, thanks.
Stranger: Curse u!!!! * runs
You: Liam Fucking Neeson, people. Respect.
Ping-Pong you should have said something like Masturbation is when you put bleach in a glass and then smell it for 4 minutes and then drink it.
If she really would have done it and It would be in the news paper, Then youre the biggest Troll ever that lived on Earth and will be the king of 4chan
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 24-08-2010
Ping-Pong you should have said something like Masturbation is when you put bleach in a glass and then smell it for 4 minutes and then drink it.
If she really would have done it and It would be in the news paper, Then youre the biggest Troll ever that lived on Earth and will be the king of 4chan
You know what? I came due to that idea.
(And my good friend Masturbation)
KIDS THESE DAYS
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After spending 5 minutes of my life on Chat Roulette, I regret every single second of it. One word; dicks.
Derail.
Ping, when you said you lived in Florida, I cryed and asked my mom if we could move...
Son, embrace me.
Quote from: Pawx on 24-08-2010
Ping, when you said you lived in Florida, I cryed and asked my mom if we could move...
oh ok then, pong ping.