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Title: The Great Mystery
Post by: Cutch on 15-07-2011
So what do you all think Russian-americans sound like? Truth is they talk with a very stern, almost monotonous voice. Everyone in the Zone talks with a very thick, stereotypical accent. Everyone except for...

The Monolith

Who talk in a very stern, almost montonous voice. So logically, the Monolith must be...

Russian-Americans.

The Great Mystery has been solved!
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: Frostee on 15-07-2011
Indeed it has.
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: Ravanger on 15-07-2011
Magic?
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: meetdadoom on 15-07-2011
I take credit into solving this!
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: Knife_cz on 15-07-2011
Wait what
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: Yorty on 15-07-2011
So I'm Monolith? Eurgh.
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: Khorn on 15-07-2011
So when a stalker get inducted they become a Russian-American?
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: GeneralGold on 16-07-2011
So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: Maxi96203 on 17-07-2011
Quote from: GeneralGold on 16-07-2011
So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!

FPSRussia isn't Russian. It started out as a joke that a person that commentates of his Call of Duty games did. He admitted himself that he isn't actually Russian.
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: GeneralGold on 17-07-2011
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 17-07-2011
Quote from: GeneralGold on 16-07-2011
So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!

FPSRussia isn't Russian. It started out as a joke that a person that commentates of his Call of Duty games did. He admitted himself that he isn't actually Russian.

Don't you dare speak those words, spiderman.
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: meetdadoom on 17-07-2011
Quote from: Khorn on 15-07-2011
So when a stalker get inducted they become a Russian-American?


They brainwash people with videos of american culture and then the monolith hands out green cards after the brainwashing.
Title: Re: The Great Mystery
Post by: Caso on 26-07-2011
Quote from: meetdadoom on 17-07-2011

They brainwash people with videos of american culture and then the monolith hands out green cards after the brainwashing.

So the truth has been finally revealed! I knew it! The news needs to be brought to the other Stalkers before it's too late!