So what do you all think Russian-americans sound like? Truth is they talk with a very stern, almost monotonous voice. Everyone in the Zone talks with a very thick, stereotypical accent. Everyone except for...
The Monolith
Who talk in a very stern, almost montonous voice. So logically, the Monolith must be...
Russian-Americans.
The Great Mystery has been solved!
Indeed it has.
Magic?
I take credit into solving this!
Wait what
So I'm Monolith? Eurgh.
So when a stalker get inducted they become a Russian-American?
So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!
Quote from: GeneralGold on 16-07-2011
So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!
FPSRussia isn't Russian. It started out as a joke that a person that commentates of his Call of Duty games did. He admitted himself that he isn't actually Russian.
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 17-07-2011
Quote from: GeneralGold on 16-07-2011
So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!
FPSRussia isn't Russian. It started out as a joke that a person that commentates of his Call of Duty games did. He admitted himself that he isn't actually Russian.
Don't you dare speak those words, spiderman.
Quote from: Khorn on 15-07-2011
So when a stalker get inducted they become a Russian-American?
They brainwash people with videos of american culture and then the monolith hands out green cards after the brainwashing.
Quote from: meetdadoom on 17-07-2011
They brainwash people with videos of american culture and then the monolith hands out green cards after the brainwashing.
So the truth has been finally revealed! I knew it! The news needs to be brought to the other Stalkers before it's too late!