The Almighty Charpleman

[Bl★ck Star]

The Almighty Charpleman is a creature living in the Zone and could be said as the Big Foot of the Zone.  Many people spotted him, but noone believes them. Theres said that the Goverment has placed a bounty on the Charpleman's head about 50k RU.

Some Quotes from Stalkers talking about the Charpleman:

[OOC] [Relentless D] Alien: The Almighty Charpleman is the tou-
rist attraction of the zone, it is protected by the endangere-
d species pact

[OOC] |HGN| Prof. Bl☆ck Star: The Almighty Charplemen is sai-
d to be a Burned God and is lurking the forest's searching fo-
r Roubles to eat.


Noone know's if the fact's are true about the Almighty Charpleman or if he even exist's.

Heres a picture from the Local Zone Time newspaper:




Noone knows if this picture is true or fake.



Post your spotings here and if you hear people talking about him.

[Genesis]

All I can say is:
Fear God, and give glory to Him; for the hour of His judgment is come.  (Rev. 14:7)

[RG4ORDR]

Oh god

[Steel]

Fail...
No just no.

[Goose]

Insane man in exo+RPG+Bounty on stupid thingy= Profit?

[Tom]

Heres a picture from the Local Zone Time newspaper:

HOLY SHITE WE HAS A NEWSPAPER!?!?!?!?111
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS!

[Bl★ck Star]

News Update:

Several people who saw the Charpleman reported that he's saying random things about cake or fluid catalytic cracking unit's.

One Stalker recorded his voice when he found him:

"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five... four... Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead."

Or:

"Okay, the test is over now. You win! Go back to the recovery annex for your cake."

and another one:

"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

[Chrono]

The charpleman is a lie !!!!!!!

[lolKieck]

** Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko takes out his PDA and starts rec-
ording.
Almighty Charpleman: "It's not too late for you to turn back.
"
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: What ?
Almighty Charpleman: "You really shouldn't be here. This isn'
t safe for you."
Almighty Charpleman: "What are you doing? You haven't escape-
d, you know."
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: I know. I like this place here.
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: I don't want to escape the Zone, b-
uddy.
Almighty Charpleman: "You should have turned left before. It'
s funny, actually, when you think about it."
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: I seriously don't know anything yo-
ur talking about.
Almighty Charpleman: "Someday we'll remember this and laugh-
and laugh- and laugh- Ohhh Boyyy. Well, You may as well come
on back."
Almighty Charpleman: Didn't we have some fun, though? Rememb-
er when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said
'Goodbye' and you wer
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: Were like what ?
Almighty Charpleman: e like 'NO WAY', and then I was all 'We
pretended we were going to murder you', that was great."
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: You played Portal, I bet ?
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: The subject made me think like tha-
t.
Almighty Charpleman: "Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told t-
hem to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still s-
ome left, if you hurry bac
Almighty Charpleman: k
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: I don't want cake, I want steak.
Almighty Charpleman: "I feel sorry for you, really. Because
you're not even in the right place."
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: It's raining.
Almighty Charpleman: "What did I ever do to you?"
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: You didn't give me the steak.
Almighty Charpleman: "This isn't brave. It's murder. What di-
d I ever do to you?"
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: You didn't give me my steak. And I
didn't kill you.
Almighty Charpleman: "I'd just like to point out that you we-
re given every opportunity to succeed."
Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko: I have a Sunrise, so I succeeded.
Almighty Charpleman: "What was that? Did you say something?
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response, because I'
m not talking to you. The
Almighty Charpleman: The Talking is over."
** Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko yells out, "SHOO !"
** Artyom 'Pietr' Pietrenko stops recording.

[Locke]

Please don't tell me those are in game logs. Unless you have admin auths for such a retarded IC thing, you should never play it again. If you do somehow have auths, I want to see them and find out who gave them to you.

[lolKieck]

Please don't tell me those are in game logs. Unless you have admin auths for such a retarded IC thing, you should never play it again. If you do somehow have auths, I want to see them and find out who gave them to you.

These are, Black Star is the Almighty guy, I am the Artyom (FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS CHAR IS OLDER THAN THE BOOK AND THE GAME OF Metro 2033 !!!!!!).

[Bl★ck Star]

For People who dont get it. Its a joke that started this morning cause I had a char with a charple Model and someone always tried to kill me and Screamed "SOMETIME I'LL GET YOU ALMIGHTY CHARPLEMAN !!!!"

[Pawx]

Umm, Question. We have a newspaper? Wat...

[Afromana]

Another reason to never play SRP again.

[bto]

Awsome. . . I think this Will fail within..................Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- 2 Hours maybe?

And this topic might turn into a Flame war. . . So yeah i give it 2 Hours

Afro. . . Just because 2 people cant rp doesn't mean the rp went to shit. . . THere is still good rp.

[lolKieck]

Awsome. . . I think this Will fail within..................Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- 2 Hours maybe?

And this topic might turn into a Flame war. . . So yeah i give it 2 Hours

Afro. . . Just because 2 people cant rp doesn't mean the rp went to shit. . . THere is still good rp.

Yep, it'll become a flame war. And if you never saw me RPing, don't even try to tell from one RP that somebody can't do it. Bolded the flamebait part.

[Bl★ck Star]

Bto, If you cant read. Its a Joke do you guys really think this is serious ? >___>

[Locke]

You're still doing dark rp bullshit in the serious rp server.

[Pawx]

Bto, If you cant read. Its a Joke do you guys really think this is serious ? >___>

Well then Next time, don't bring it into IC, I think that was the most stupidest thing you've done.

[lolKieck]

Bto, If you cant read. Its a Joke do you guys really think this is serious ? >___>

Well then Next time, don't bring it into IC, I think that was the most stupidest thing you've done.

I RP for the fun. I try to RP with everyone, it doesn't depend fully on me with who I am RPing with. And yes, I think the Charpleman isn't a good idea either.

[jaik]

Why this isn't in GVC?

[Genesis]

You quoted Portal....in character. That is a bit....minge-ish. All I can say is:

Fear Admins, and give glory to them; for the hour of Their judgment is come.  (Rev. 14:7, Genesis the SRPer)

^ Notice how I changed it XD

[bto]

See what did i say. . . This is turning into a FLame war. . . Just stop it here. . . It was wrong for them to do that on the server when it was Totally Stupid. I really don't think anyone wants this Flaming here. . . So either Just talk it out or This topic might just get Locked. . .

The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama

Never forget about this when you start Flaming ^^^^

[jaik]

See what did i say. . . This is turning into a FLame war. . . Just stop it here. . . It was wrong for them to do that on the server when it was Totally Stupid. I really don't think anyone wants this Flaming here. . . So either Just talk it out or This topic might just get Locked. . .

The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama The E-Drama

Never forget about this when you start Flaming ^^^^

Rifk there is no flaming or e-drama here.

Just stupidity.