Me: Lets go kill some goblins yeah!
later...
Me: Time to kill my first goblin, Charge!!!!! Hey get back here! Ow ow ow wtf who's shooting me?!
Me: WTF did the other 3 cumz from?
Me: Ow Ow ow O_O what are you doing don't touch my pants don't pull that down!!!!
Me: No! Don't put that in there!
Me: Oh My god! I fell it In my Gut!
Me: No no no don't put 10 others in there!
Me: No not on my kidneys!
Me: its sticky Please stop!
Asshole: Mohahahaha a nub
Me: oh that some one who can hel.... wha tare you doing!
Me: Oh My God I'm on FIRE!!!!!!!!!
Sircool man has died.....
So what should of you learned from this you may ask? to use a condom. Pie flavored condom.....
Who's the king now bitches!
Probably not me.....................................
GOOSH GOOSH!
Cum on your organs.
lol.
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