Ok so in this "Game" if it were to be called, You say what the worst way and the best way to die would be then the person after says how he would kill someone (Not the person before him just like your enemy)
Please make it more complex than " Quick and easy " Do something like " To die in my sleep from... Lets say a monoxide leak..."
I know it sounds kind of retarded but i think it would be fun and help my fucknut crazy side to read how im going to kill you all some day... *Twitch*
Anyways, I'll start.
The worst way: To be burned to death by a Psychotic Killer.
Best way: To die while blowing homemade bombs up.
I would kill someone by repeatedly sticking needles in their nipples.
Worst way: Hentai type bondage death
Best way: Shot by a sniper whom you don't see...
I would kill someone by trapping them in a steam room till they shrivil up
Worst way: goose goose... dont get it? look for it in media area of forums, careful though, youll lose your innocence
Best way: Explosion :D
Worst Way: Being slowly chopped up.
Best Way: On a surfboard as a great white tears you limb from limb.
Worst Way: Torture. The kind where they want you to live. Ex:
Stick toothpicks in fingernails, then smash them in on the wall. Staple eyelids to forehead. Shove a bb gun up ass and shoot bbs in it. Make him jack it with sandpaper. Cut off ears. Put acid in eyedrops. Cut him up with a butterknife. Make persons mouth look like joker's mouth.
Then finally, if you live through all that.Heated In an oven until you die of being so damn hot.
Best way: Never wake up.
Worst way: Shot 8 times all around your body and left to die for 9 hours.
Best way: Time Paradox
Worst way: Getting strangled or drown.
Best way: Eaten by the Murloc God.
Worst way.. Getting killed while playing a video game.
Best way.. Have Arnold (Aka Terminator) Say "You 'ave been terminated" Just before he shoots you.
Worse way. #1-
Go through the process of becoming a fast zombie.
Little do you know, when this process happens; YOU ARE STILL ALIVE.
Imagine, your skin slowly tearing and splitting away, the muscle rotting and dropping until what little amount to sustain your skeletal structure remains, as well as all your internal organs falling out of your ribcage.
All that whilst alive, in A slow, agonizing process.
Imagine the pain of the headcrab biting your skull just on its own.
Worse way. #2- Being torn apart by A hunter (L4D), it grips your skin and tears it all away whilst you are stuck on your own, helplessly dying in this fast but excruciating process.
Worse way. #3- Poison zombification?
Yeah, im gonna let you figure this one out. (Think fastie, only except its either laying eggs in you or turning you into a poison factory.
Best way. #1.- SNORKIFICATION.
Who is a cute little snork yes you are :3
headcrab, you ruined it...
*jk, idk*
Yea he kinda did but its ok i like the enthusiasm
BTW your suposed to say how you would KILL the person that posted BEFORE you
ya everyone pretty much stopped doing that after my first one... but the problem with this threads idea is that you pretty much only post once..
Worst way: Getting your lung chops off while you are still alive and conciseness.
Best way: Finding out your power level is over 9000.
I'd feed them to an army of cats, from the split bottom up...
Worst way: Having a cannibal chop you up while keeping you alive and force feeding you the peices.
Best way: Freeze yourself, that way you might have a chance to survive centuries. Think of what the year 2200 must be like. (Post-apocalyptic world with mutants trying to eat you and raiders torturing you in unknown ways...)
You'd die of suffocation.
Worst way: Drowning in jizz.
Best way: Shot by a Low orbit Ion cannon.
worst: getting trapped i gmans briefcase.
Best: gordon freemans crowbar of deaht