The "Who / What am I?" Game

[Akira]

Alright, here are the rules: You tell us what/who the guy above you is and do another "Who / What am I?"
I'll start to show an example...

What am I?

I'm approximately 20 cm big.

Both genders like to use me.

Normally you'll find me hanging or standing, ready for some action.

I primp myself with a bunch of little hairs at one end.

When used, I'm getting shoved in a warm, fleshy and wet hole. Sometimes slow, sometimes fast.

There I'm getting bumped in and pulled out again and again, very often. Often fast with winding movements.

When I'm finally getting pulled out, I leave a juicy, fluffy, sticky white substance. You have to wipe some of it off the outside of the hole and some off my long, shiny shaft.

What am I? (No penis)

[Bl★ck Star]

you got the shit from me and youre a Toothbrush :P


Im the Mighty owner of HGN who am i ? :D

[Assassinator]

Murlocs own everything.

I live from the coast of Westfall to Black Fathoms Deep, silent I will hunt you, silent I will creep.

[Akira]

MURLOCZ

My predecessor once lived in a tower... But he got lost in an infernal underworld.
Now I live in my own underworld! Who am I?

[Bl★ck Star]

Overlord ? :O

Im a Murloc what am i ?

[Assassinator]

A Murloc.

I killed two east guards and left only the medallion of one, who am I?

[Bl★ck Star]

A Murloc :P

[deluxulous]

I stop betrayers of the law, and make them pay the fine or serve their sentence, their stolen goods are now forfeit.
What am I?

[MatroK]

You're the Imperial Guard.


I am a soldier in the year 40,000. I use las guns and huge tanks. What am I?

[deluxulous]

FUCKING SPACE MARINE FFFFUUUUU


I eat cocks and my first name is Genghis.
I live in Ohio.

What am i.

[ISPYUDIE]

Genghis Khan?

I am a weapon of massive destruction, obliterating everything in my path

What am I?

[Commissar Nitro]

Fule air bomb?

[ISPYUDIE]

Acctually I was going for a nuke but that works...

[Assassinator]

Rofl epic chain break.

I find lone people and take away a precious liquid that resides within them.

What am I?

[Fluffy]

4chan?

I am kindof Fluffy and Adored by just about everyone. What am I?

[Rhyom Guther]

Me?

I am round, pink and dark pink. (Not a Penis)

[SpAcY]

A vagina

I have 4 legs, 2 legs, then 3, who am I?

[Snurf]

A human being !

You start on 4 legs as a baby, then 2 as an adult, and 3 as an old fart (with the cane).


I am sometimes square-shaped but most often rectangular and pixels invade my face. What am I ?

[Fluffy]

Pixel Aids Virus.

I am not Human, but I am. What am I?

[itsjustguy]

Nothing

I am Brownish.I have metal parts and strings

[Assassinator]

Penguins.   (And mine was bloodsuckers, lol)

I sometimes beat people for no reason and I live in a city with a police for like me, what am I?

[Snurf]

Metrocop !

I'm the ruler of a Yellow nation in a land called Calradia. Who am I?

[deluxulous]

KING RAGNAR

I eat dicks for breakfast, also greenies in calradia are cool bcuz i lead them

[Commissar Nitro]

19yroldlesbain?


Im wooden and steel and used to hit minges.

[Dark Angel]

Ban Hammer (Hate you CNG)


I'm little , cuddly and i like attention.