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Title: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: KillSlim on 14-07-2009
Swine Flu, a new type of influenza which has no 'cure'. It targets people who are rather young and have weaker or less developed immune systems.
As you all know, it's place of origin is Mexico, the Flu flourishes in countries which have higher than average temperatures.
As you probably know, it's Airborne; which means it's traveling by air to spread itself. It cannot be contained.
I don't understand why so many people are becoming so worried, they should just be a little concerned.

It's symptoms are that of the Regular Flu, but the world-wide thought is that: 'IT CAN KILL OMFG.' So what? Around 50,000 people die in the UK alone due to the common cold. How many recorded deaths have there been due to Swine Flu? 433. (433 WORLD WIDE.)

'Fuck that I don't want the Swine Flu.' I hear you say. Well there are extremely basic ways to prevent you from catching it:
1.) Wash your hands quite frequently. It kills germs and bacteria from whatever and wherever you have touched.
2.) Keep your hands away from your face, so stop picking your nose.
3.) Get lots of vitamin C. (Oranges, etc.)
4.) Drink more, it can flush out anything nasty in your body.
5.) Stay away from children. They are breeding grounds for colds, flu's, bacteria and viruses etc.
6.) Stay away from people who you think are ill.

There. Don't freak out, there have been many worse Influenza's in the past, such as the Tokyo Flu. Over a million people died from that.
Chill.
Kthxbai.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Silver Knight on 14-07-2009
We have 17 deaths so far in the UK, and about 1/3 of the population is said to be infected come winter... It's pretty dum, are fucking retarded goverment cannot keep some pig raping man's oral infection out of a fucking island across the world from him !

The UK is ran by morons !
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: itsjustguy on 16-07-2009
Yup, my country doesn't stress a bit.Thank god.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 17-07-2009
Swine flu is a joke and everyone is being stupid and panicking. I don't care about it, anyways I'm immune to swineflu and cancer because I'm so awesome.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: deluxulous on 18-07-2009
I shot a swine flu cell.

In the nucleus.

With a knife.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Lord-Vorn on 15-08-2009
Here Here Silver, Gordon Brown and His Labour Government need to die in a fire, UKIP all the way :D
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Wellington on 16-08-2009
LOL stay away from children! QUICK EVERYONE, WE MUST QUARANTINE ALL CHILDREN BEFORE THE VACCINE COMES OUT!
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: deluxulous on 16-08-2009
swine flu is dead. it's not a major hype anymore.

not many cases over here in amerika
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Locke on 28-08-2009
Im in mexico right now, am I okay?
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Welshy on 29-08-2009
Locke. A few questions to see if you're ok or not.

Do you suddently snort like a pig?
Have you suddenly put on alot of weight?
Have you grown a tail?

If not then you're fine
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Locke on 29-08-2009
OMG IM NOT FINE D:
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Cobra on 29-08-2009
Quote from: Locke on 29-08-2009
OMG IM NOT FINE D:

Lockes probably sitting in a bathtub in the middle of the desert with a labtop post whoring before he dies because he no longer has his kidneys oh lol.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Allmostfunny on 30-08-2009
Quote from: Cobra on 29-08-2009
Quote from: Locke on 29-08-2009
OMG IM NOT FINE D:

Lockes probably sitting in a bathtub in the middle of the desert with a labtop post whoring before he dies because he no longer has his kidneys oh lol.
well look at all his posts the recent weeks..... 100 posts in 20 minutes
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: deluxulous on 30-08-2009
Quote from: Locke on 28-08-2009
Im in mexico right now, am I okay?
+thread necro'd.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Locke on 30-08-2009
Its a week old, and it actually relates to something to do with me, cry some more.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Zarrick on 30-08-2009
My school went mad about it, twas' dumb, one or two people were crying about it O.o
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Chaos on 08-09-2009
We are having in-school vaccinations. It's serious were I live.
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Wannabe Taco on 09-09-2009
Or we can all die and get it over with...
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: Bacon007 on 09-09-2009
So true, britian is ran by morons, they keep raising the oil prices up, they want our money bad  :(
Title: Re: Oh my fuck. Swine Flu.
Post by: KillSlim on 09-09-2009
Quote from: Bacon007 on 09-09-2009
So true, britian is ran by morons, they keep raising the oil prices up, they want our money bad  :(

Try spelling 'Britain' correctly before you say anything about it.