Final Solution to HGN's Problems

Started by Frostee, 01-09-2013

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Is it Genius or is it Genius?

Completely Genius
1 (25%)
Too Genius for Me
3 (75%)

Total Members Voted: 4

Frostee

Metro/STALKER Dark RP

It's so stupid it could actually work. You change up everything to be Metro/STALKERish and boom, you have a successful Dark RP server that brings the best of worlds to retarded RP. Essentially, it will be normal RP but even greater.


Example:

Rangers/Military as Police

Sidorvich/Hanza as traders

Soviets and Facists/DUTY and Freedom as mafias

A freedom guy/normal metro guy as a drug dealer

Mercs (both games) as hitmen.

Bloodsucker/Nosalis as hobos

Metro Citizens/STALKERS as Citizens or other jobs.


It's so dumb it could actually work.

jaik

#1
you should've put more effort into the thread to make it look serious if you wanted people to at least think that this is amusing

-10/10 try harder frasty

it sounded funnier in ts


Quote3:37 AM - Mr. Frahstee: jake
3:37 AM - Mr. Frahstee: it's fucking dark rp
3:37 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": but the point is conveyed in an amusing way
3:37 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": you dont fucking get it
3:37 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": its the joke
3:37 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": that matters
3:37 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": the execution
3:38 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": its a good joke
3:38 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": i mean
3:38 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": you can tell an essentially good joke while stuttering and fucking up
3:38 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": the idea is funny
3:38 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": but
3:38 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": nobody will laugh
3:38 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": because you suck at telling it
3:38 AM - Mr. Frahstee: You're making tthis sound more complex than it needs to be
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": you dont understand the joke frosty
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": the way of joke is serious
3:39 AM - Mr. Frahstee: but it was my joke tho
3:39 AM - Mr. Frahstee: I think I understand it
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": you might
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": anyone can especially if you think you can
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": but you stutter too much
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": you cant tell it properly
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": everyone knows what you mean
3:39 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": but they dont laugh because your autistic speech made it sound like shit
3:41 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": and instead they feel bad for your parents because they had to raise an autist mcretard like you
3:41 AM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": good night frosty
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway