Zombie Apocalypse Game, What do you do?

[Sakna]

zombie apocalypse, what do you do?


This is what I would do, more or less.

1. Board up house.

2. Call family.

3. Find/Obatin weapons.

4. Watch the news.

5. Wait.

[deluxulous]

Go to Cleveland during the day, go to the coast guard station, steal a boat and off to Canada. Then catch a flight to Norway, since it's the best country ever.

[Creeding]

If an epademic rises...
1. Refer to my already created plan
2. Watch Tv.
3. Find blunt objects, LOTS of food and water, shelter
4. Turn TV/Radio on and wait...
4.5. Follow goverment instuctions or wait even more!

By now if all gose well the military will arrive...if not then eather A or B (depending on the situation)

5. When food runs out or the zombies over-run, Get to
6a. get a Boat then get to Jersy! ( a small island off the coast of england)
7a. If jersy is over-ran...then get back on the boat and hope you reach france in time! (and hope thats its not also over-ran!)

6b.Find food and baracade more!
7b.Try and find others (HELP flags, flears)
8b.Survive!

[sniperhunter]

1. Grab SKS and ammo from closet
2. "Aquire" My fathers gasmask and body armor he got from back whenhe was in the special forces
3. Leeroy?

 - I forgot that I already had chicken >_>

[itsjustguy]

1. Come up with 39 plans to use SilverKnight as bait for the zombies while i run free.
2.After i run free i will fly to canada and live in a isolated mountain.Zombies have no body heat so they will Freeze

[Bl★ck Star]

1.) go into ventrilo
2.) speak to SK for help
3.) Then he comes with his chuck Norris Army and would round house kick all zombies
4.) then the world is secure :P

[deluxulous]

WHY IS EVERYONE STEALING MY BOAT TO THE NEAREST COUNTRY IDEA?

[Silver Knight]

1. Look for ammo, and find Sniper has stolen it
2. Get into my car.. and find deathcons hidden the keys
3. Run to the Harbor and find creedings stolen my boat
4. Run to the airport and find Clouds stolen my petrol
5. Grab a fireaxe, and lets get busy !

[deluxulous]

1. Look for ammo, and find Sniper has stolen it
2. Get into my car.. and find deathcons hidden the keys
3. Run to the Harbor and find creedings stolen my boat
4. Run to the airport and find Clouds stolen my petrol
5. Grab a fireaxe, and lets get busy !

5. Revised - Grab a fireaxe, to find that the fireaxes were stolen by firefighters

[Alex]

1. Get a shamwow. (You'll need it for the zombie blood)
2. Find your local gunstore.
3. Get a shitload of guns and ammo then go to a small supermarket.
4. Drop the guns and ammo off, keeping at least one, go to Home Depot or Lows(I live in the U.S. becuase I'm cool)and get alot of wood.(or just go to a store that sells porn ;D)
5. Find some cake, I don't give a shit if it's a lie.
6. Board up the supermarket store.
7. Hold it off, slowly finding survivors and building your own empire.
8. Learn how to make nukes.
9. Make a fuckload of nukes.
10. Throw the nukes at Ukraine(We want The Zone,right?)then throw the leftovers at the U.K. because they're British.(Tally ho bitches!)
11. Find the Great Answer(Hint:23+19.)
12. Aren't you fucking done? You already bombed the British, what next?
13. Oh I know, lets go kill some zombies. PURGE!
14. Pick up that can!
15. Now, put it in the trashcan!
16. Anticitizen! AMPUTATE!
17. *PewPew*
18. Wait for Gordon Freeman to come kill all the zombies and CPs.

[Silver Knight]

1. Get a shamwow. (You'll need it for the zombie blood)
2. Find your local gunstore.
3. Get a shitload of guns and ammo then go to a small supermarket.
4. Drop the guns and ammo off, keeping at least one, go to Home Depot or Lows(I live in the U.S. becuase I'm cool)and get alot of wood.(or just go to a store that sells porn ;D)
5. Find some cake, I don't give a shit if it's a lie.
6. Board up the supermarket store.
7. Hold it off, slowly finding survivors and building your own empire.
8. Learn how to make nukes.
9. Make a fuckload of nukes.
10. Throw the nukes at Ukraine(We want The Zone,right?)then throw the leftovers at the U.K. because they're British.(Tally ho bitches!)
11. Find the Great Answer(Hint:23+19.)
12. Aren't you fucking done? You already bombed the British, what next?
13. Oh I know, lets go kill some zombies. PURGE!
14. Pick up that can!
15. Now, put it in the trashcan!
16. Anticitizen! AMPUTATE!
17. *PewPew*
18. Wait for Gordon Freeman to come kill all the zombies and CPs.

and then you find out Gordon Freeman is dead....

[Bl★ck Star]

lol x<

[Fairy Cakes]

1. Steal everyone's ideas in this thread and survive. :V

[Fluffy]

Here is your way to survive in 3 easy steps

1. Find the nearest minges
2. Convince the minges that the cake is not a lie
3. Send the minges towards the zombies saying they have the cake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYg__fZVLEM

[mrd]

Get my AK-47 and my dad's Tarus Sporter.
Get the ammo.
Get my gasmask.
Get my 4-wheeler
Realize the world is fucked.
Masturbate.

OT:Silver, I since profuse cock sucking.

[Hermitz]

Barricade in my basement.

And grab all the canned food I can get.

Oh, And my computer.


It's gonna be a long wait boyo'.

[jaik]

I'll teleport myself into Garry's mod and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R roleplay 24/7

[Fairy Cakes]

I'll teleport myself into Garry's mod and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R roleplay 24/7

Untill zombies break into you and you have to go "// FUK BRB ZOMBEHZ IN MAH HOUSE" "OOC Delay thingy wait 8 more seconds."

[Alex]

I would go all Christian Bale on their asses...(I'm on a roll today...)

[NeoHazard]

Find Water Tower or other High easily defendable building
Stockpile food at the top
Grab a fuck ton of explosives
Grab a fuck ton of blunt objects
Get a gun and some ammo
Bring some pron
Do the math

[Dark Angel]

1. Take my underwater crossbow and lend a rifle and 9MM from my borther.
2. Get my self drunk.
3. Have fun sitting on the 3rd floor with 2 steel doors covering my ass.
4. Have fun.
5. Suicide (If nothing els is left) but ofcourse i would do it fun way :D
6. Masturbate as Rubber Ducky said.
7. Nah what els damn keep RPing on S.T.A.L.K.E.R RP :D

[Killabreu]

1. Go to Madagascar and wait for them to close their ports.
If step one fails, fap in the attic for a bit, and walk around like a zombie in a crowd of zombies for the lulz.
_________________________________________________Edit: 06-05-2009_________________________________________________
1. Go to Madagascar and wait for them to close their ports.
If step one fails, fap in the attic for a bit, and walk around like a zombie in a crowd of zombies for the lulz.

[Dom]

Die.

[Alex]

Live

[Renegade]

1. Grab Guns from basement
2. Move all my stuff to 2-3 story
3. Destroy 1-2 Staircase
4. Grab Girlfriend/Friends- Their Girlfriends
5. MASSIVE ORGY!!! JK
5. (real) Assign dutys to guard house
6. Survive
7. Survive and suck on my thumb
8. Accidently let zombies in
9. Lower half of my body gets eaten (hey i still need to be able to play Computer :P)
10. Eat a taco and watch it come out hole in my stomach
11. eat it again repeat x10
12. Shoot myself (of course Brining you all with me by sending nukes through your computers)!!!