zombie apocalypse, what do you do?
This is what I would do, more or less.
1. Board up house.
2. Call family.
3. Find/Obatin weapons.
4. Watch the news.
5. Wait.
Go to Cleveland during the day, go to the coast guard station, steal a boat and off to Canada. Then catch a flight to Norway, since it's the best country ever.
If an epademic rises...
1. Refer to my already created plan
2. Watch Tv.
3. Find blunt objects, LOTS of food and water, shelter
4. Turn TV/Radio on and wait...
4.5. Follow goverment instuctions or wait even more!
By now if all gose well the military will arrive...if not then eather A or B (depending on the situation)
5. When food runs out or the zombies over-run, Get to
6a. get a Boat then get to Jersy! ( a small island off the coast of england)
7a. If jersy is over-ran...then get back on the boat and hope you reach france in time! (and hope thats its not also over-ran!)
6b.Find food and baracade more!
7b.Try and find others (HELP flags, flears)
8b.Survive!
1. Grab SKS and ammo from closet
2. "Aquire" My fathers gasmask and body armor he got from back whenhe was in the special forces
3. Leeroy?
- I forgot that I already had chicken >_>
1. Come up with 39 plans to use SilverKnight as bait for the zombies while i run free.
2.After i run free i will fly to canada and live in a isolated mountain.Zombies have no body heat so they will Freeze
1.) go into ventrilo
2.) speak to SK for help
3.) Then he comes with his chuck Norris Army and would round house kick all zombies
4.) then the world is secure :P
WHY IS EVERYONE STEALING MY BOAT TO THE NEAREST COUNTRY IDEA?
1. Look for ammo, and find Sniper has stolen it
2. Get into my car.. and find deathcons hidden the keys
3. Run to the Harbor and find creedings stolen my boat
4. Run to the airport and find Clouds stolen my petrol
5. Grab a fireaxe, and lets get busy !
Quote from: †Silver Knight† 1. Look for ammo, and find Sniper has stolen it
2. Get into my car.. and find deathcons hidden the keys
3. Run to the Harbor and find creedings stolen my boat
4. Run to the airport and find Clouds stolen my petrol
5. Grab a fireaxe, and lets get busy !
5. Revised - Grab a fireaxe, to find that the fireaxes were stolen by firefighters
1. Get a shamwow. (You'll need it for the zombie blood)
2. Find your local gunstore.
3. Get a shitload of guns and ammo then go to a small supermarket.
4. Drop the guns and ammo off, keeping at least one, go to Home Depot or Lows(I live in the U.S. becuase I'm cool)and get alot of wood.(or just go to a store that sells porn ;D)
5. Find some cake, I don't give a shit if it's a lie.
6. Board up the supermarket store.
7. Hold it off, slowly finding survivors and building your own empire.
8. Learn how to make nukes.
9. Make a fuckload of nukes.
10. Throw the nukes at Ukraine(We want The Zone,right?)then throw the leftovers at the U.K. because they're British.(Tally ho bitches!)
11. Find the Great Answer(Hint:23+19.)
12. Aren't you fucking done? You already bombed the British, what next?
13. Oh I know, lets go kill some zombies. PURGE!
14. Pick up that can!
15. Now, put it in the trashcan!
16. Anticitizen! AMPUTATE!
17. *PewPew*
18. Wait for Gordon Freeman to come kill all the zombies and CPs.
Quote from: Alex 1. Get a shamwow. (You'll need it for the zombie blood)
2. Find your local gunstore.
3. Get a shitload of guns and ammo then go to a small supermarket.
4. Drop the guns and ammo off, keeping at least one, go to Home Depot or Lows(I live in the U.S. becuase I'm cool)and get alot of wood.(or just go to a store that sells porn ;D)
5. Find some cake, I don't give a shit if it's a lie.
6. Board up the supermarket store.
7. Hold it off, slowly finding survivors and building your own empire.
8. Learn how to make nukes.
9. Make a fuckload of nukes.
10. Throw the nukes at Ukraine(We want The Zone,right?)then throw the leftovers at the U.K. because they're British.(Tally ho bitches!)
11. Find the Great Answer(Hint:23+19.)
12. Aren't you fucking done? You already bombed the British, what next?
13. Oh I know, lets go kill some zombies. PURGE!
14. Pick up that can!
15. Now, put it in the trashcan!
16. Anticitizen! AMPUTATE!
17. *PewPew*
18. Wait for Gordon Freeman to come kill all the zombies and CPs.
and then you find out Gordon Freeman is dead....
lol x<
1. Steal everyone's ideas in this thread and survive. :V
Here is your way to survive in 3 easy steps
1. Find the nearest minges
2. Convince the minges that the cake is not a lie
3. Send the minges towards the zombies saying they have the cake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYg__fZVLEM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYg__fZVLEM)
Get my AK-47 and my dad's Tarus Sporter.
Get the ammo.
Get my gasmask.
Get my 4-wheeler
Realize the world is fucked.
Masturbate.
OT:Silver, I since profuse cock sucking.
Barricade in my basement.
And grab all the canned food I can get.
Oh, And my computer.
It's gonna be a long wait boyo'.
I'll teleport myself into Garry's mod and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R roleplay 24/7
Quote from: V1ndicat0r I'll teleport myself into Garry's mod and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R roleplay 24/7
Untill zombies break into you and you have to go "// FUK BRB ZOMBEHZ IN MAH HOUSE" "OOC Delay thingy wait 8 more seconds."
I would go all Christian Bale on their asses...(I'm on a roll today...)
Find Water Tower or other High easily defendable building
Stockpile food at the top
Grab a fuck ton of explosives
Grab a fuck ton of blunt objects
Get a gun and some ammo
Bring some pron
Do the math
1. Take my underwater crossbow and lend a rifle and 9MM from my borther.
2. Get my self drunk.
3. Have fun sitting on the 3rd floor with 2 steel doors covering my ass.
4. Have fun.
5. Suicide (If nothing els is left) but ofcourse i would do it fun way :D
6. Masturbate as Rubber Ducky said.
7. Nah what els damn keep RPing on S.T.A.L.K.E.R RP :D
1. Go to Madagascar and wait for them to close their ports.
If step one fails, fap in the attic for a bit, and walk around like a zombie in a crowd of zombies for the lulz.
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1. Go to Madagascar and wait for them to close their ports.
If step one fails, fap in the attic for a bit, and walk around like a zombie in a crowd of zombies for the lulz.
Die.
Live
1. Grab Guns from basement
2. Move all my stuff to 2-3 story
3. Destroy 1-2 Staircase
4. Grab Girlfriend/Friends- Their Girlfriends
5. MASSIVE ORGY!!! JK
5. (real) Assign dutys to guard house
6. Survive
7. Survive and suck on my thumb
8. Accidently let zombies in
9. Lower half of my body gets eaten (hey i still need to be able to play Computer :P)
10. Eat a taco and watch it come out hole in my stomach
11. eat it again repeat x10
12. Shoot myself (of course Brining you all with me by sending nukes through your computers)!!!
1. First thing i would do is, Gather all the survivors i could.
2. Get on a boat.
3. Make sure everyone from HGN is on the boat.
4. Plant C4 on it.
5. Get off the boat.
6. Kill everyone.
7. Fly to mexico, Zombies dont like mexicans.
Quote from: Tatersalad;164281. First thing i would do is, Gather all the survivors i could.
2. Get on a boat.
3. Make sure everyone from HGN is on the boat.
4. Plant C4 on it.
5. Get off the boat.
6. Kill everyone.
7. Fly to mexico, Zombies dont like mexicans.
You would even kill me :'S
It would spread easy around mexico due to the high population...
Face it, if they were fast zombies, everyone would pretty much die.
I would hug the zombies and make them happy :)
Yeah, I agree. I would have a huge orgy. Everyone would be invited.
Feed Silver to the Zombies, then when they are about to eat him away, I rip off his arm and use it as a weapon. If it breaks, I grab tea and crumpets and throw it at the Zombies.
1.Starting makeing plan 2.
2.Stay on my computer and type this.
3.Get my shotgun at my uncles house and stay there after bring my emergency kit thingy with this flaregun and one big giant flare.
4.Make a bomb out of my fire crackers jsut in cause....
5.Barricade housezzzz
6. Fight them off den come back to house after about a week.
7. once i am back at my own house play games....after stealing powa.Then watch tv then eat a cake.
1. Run around screaming the shit out of your pants.
2. Get a shovel or sledge from your shed.
3. Steal dads BMW.
4. Laugh at dad.
5. Go go a local gas station, and steal as much petrol as possible - and food of course.
6. Cruise around until you find a nice, fuckable female.
7. Knock her out, tie her up, and shov that bitch into mah bmd0bbelv00.
8. Rape her.
9. Fuck her over.
10. And over..
11. Put her in the trunk. You'll never know when you'll need her.
12. Go to the nearest military base and litteraly hijack their armory. (Tons of HK-416's, shitloads of ammo, radios, flares, flashbangs, etc.)
13. Get to the local store and steal all their food and chocolate.
14. Eat chocolate while driving.
15. Puke on zombies while driving.
16. Load HK-416 while driving.
17. Put on gangster music while driving.
18. Cruise around until you've gotten the zombies attention.
19. Use HE nades and bullets to clear the area whilst standing on top of your car to prevent the zombies from hugging you.
20. Dunno.
21. Get to the nearest mall or mansion.
22. Live like a king for the rest of your days.
IF YOU FIND YOUR FEMALE INFECTED, FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING STEPS AND RULES:
1. Get condoms.
2. Make sure your ropes are tight.
3. DO NOT KISS HER, WHATEVER YOU DO.
4. Do not give her oral sex in any way.
5. USE CONDOMS.
Quote from: rawrmon on 04-06-2009
1. Run around screaming the shit out of your pants.
2. Get a shovel or sledge from your shed.
3. Steal dads BMW.
4. Laugh at dad.
5. Go go a local gas station, and steal as much petrol as possible - and food of course.
6. Cruise around until you find a nice, fuckable female.
7. Knock her out, tie her up, and shov that bitch into mah bmd0bbelv00.
8. Rape her.
9. Fuck her over.
10. And over..
11. Put her in the trunk. You'll never know when you'll need her.
12. Go to the nearest military base and litteraly hijack their armory. (Tons of HK-416's, shitloads of ammo, radios, flares, flashbangs, etc.)
13. Get to the local store and steal all their food and chocolate.
14. Eat chocolate while driving.
15. Puke on zombies while driving.
16. Load HK-416 while driving.
17. Put on gangster music while driving.
18. Cruise around until you've gotten the zombies attention.
19. Use HE nades and bullets to clear the area whilst standing on top of your car to prevent the zombies from hugging you.
20. Dunno.
21. Get to the nearest mall or mansion.
22. Live like a king for the rest of your days.
IF YOU FIND YOUR FEMALE INFECTED, FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING STEPS AND RULES:
1. Get condoms.
2. Make sure your ropes are tight.
3. DO NOT KISS HER, WHATEVER YOU DO.
4. Do not give her oral sex in any way.
5. USE CONDOMS.
Change of my surviving plan.
If Zombie Apocalypse really happends i've changed my plan... i'll just kill my self not to meet sucha rapsit.
Quote from: rawrmon on 04-06-2009
1. Run around screaming the shit out of your pants.
2. Get a shovel or sledge from your shed.
3. Steal dads BMW.
4. Laugh at dad.
5. Go go a local gas station, and steal as much petrol as possible - and food of course.
6. Cruise around until you find a nice, fuckable female.
7. Knock her out, tie her up, and shov that bitch into mah bmd0bbelv00.
8. Rape her.
9. Fuck her over.
10. And over..
11. Put her in the trunk. You'll never know when you'll need her.
12. Go to the nearest military base and litteraly hijack their armory. (Tons of HK-416's, shitloads of ammo, radios, flares, flashbangs, etc.)
13. Get to the local store and steal all their food and chocolate.
14. Eat chocolate while driving.
15. Puke on zombies while driving.
16. Load HK-416 while driving.
17. Put on gangster music while driving.
18. Cruise around until you've gotten the zombies attention.
19. Use HE nades and bullets to clear the area whilst standing on top of your car to prevent the zombies from hugging you.
20. Dunno.
21. Get to the nearest mall or mansion.
22. Live like a king for the rest of your days.
IF YOU FIND YOUR FEMALE INFECTED, FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING STEPS AND RULES:
1. Get condoms.
2. Make sure your ropes are tight.
3. DO NOT KISS HER, WHATEVER YOU DO.
4. Do not give her oral sex in any way.
5. USE CONDOMS.
That was epic. By the way, you might need her to feed the zombies. I used Silver for my bait. With the used condoms, you can use them like bombs and throw them to the zombies. Worked for me and ur mum last night.
1. gather Family and friends
2. Tell everyone to pack Food-Water-Weapons-clothes-gas-Etc. into their trucks
3. Head to the P-ville ( Placerville )
4. Round the rest of family and friends
5. Head to Grizzly flats ( Mountains )
6. Barricade my Grand fathers lodge
7. After 6 months Re-supply at the nearest gas station
8. Start digging trenches around lodge ( at least 8 feet deep trenches )
9. Build a log bridge from nearby trees
10. Make a lowering system for bridge
11. Place sprinklers near trenches , connect them to the main pipeline
12. Place a filter with chlorine in the pipelines.
13. Use sprinklers whenever leave or go to lower the ability to be detected by zombies
14. Make an adapter for the Sprinklers so if zombies find us we fill pipe with Gasoline and make a flamethrower ring around lodge
15. Find the nearest Home depot
16. take cement , sand , and sack bags
17. Make a wall on the inside of the Trench , about 4 feet high , around the whole perimeter of the trench
18. Make an inner ring of sand bags so if zombies manage to get in we can guard the place easier
19. Go outside with a group of people and two trucks
20. Get some lumber
21. Start making spears to place on outside of trench
22. Finish spears and place them 2 ft from each other , make sure each spear is from 4-5 feet long
23. Use remaining cement to make sure the Spears aren't easy to move.
24. Go out and find a warehouse
25. loot for any Supplies
26. keep looting places till finding large amounts of floodlights
27. Mount Floodlights around the permiter
28. Collect more lumber
29. Build a Guard tower that's connected to tree outside of Safe zone
30. Make more runs for supplies
31. Continue the connection from guard tower to tree , onto other trees
32. Continue more connections to nearest establishment
33. Once reaching establishment fortify it
34. once finished fortifying it transfer some supplies to the establishment
35. build another guard tower off the roof of the establishment
36. continue to connect to trees till next establishment
37. do the same as last establishment
38. continue the process until you have at least the same amount of families that are in the lodge
39. send them out to those establishments so the lodge isnt so full
40. run pipes across the catwalks from establishment to establishment
41. use wire from one of the warehouses to power the other houses
42. do the same as above but with a water line
43. run a telephone line through the pipes and connect all houses to a main intercom system located in the Lodge
44. Keep updating everybody with news of establishments and if any signs of hostiles
45. Make a routine of sending information every five hours
46. if nobody reply's from one of the establishments , send out a party to check on them , take guns along
47. keep going through routine until word comes that the Apocalypse is over
48. Stay until 4 months until actually going out to see if the apocalypse actually stopped
49. If found out stay another whole year
50. if apocalypse is over after that year then try to go back to normal...
Quote from: Gembock4 on 16-06-2009
1. gather Family and friends
2. Tell everyone to pack Food-Water-Weapons-clothes-gas-Etc. into their trucks
3. Head to the P-ville ( Placerville )
4. Round the rest of family and friends
5. Head to Grizzly flats ( Mountains )
6. Barricade my Grand fathers lodge
7. After 6 months Re-supply at the nearest gas station
8. Start digging trenches around lodge ( at least 8 feet deep trenches )
9. Build a log bridge from nearby trees
10. Make a lowering system for bridge
11. Place sprinklers near trenches , connect them to the main pipeline
12. Place a filter with chlorine in the pipelines.
13. Use sprinklers whenever leave or go to lower the ability to be detected by zombies
14. Make an adapter for the Sprinklers so if zombies find us we fill pipe with Gasoline and make a flamethrower ring around lodge
15. Find the nearest Home depot
16. take cement , sand , and sack bags
17. Make a wall on the inside of the Trench , about 4 feet high , around the whole perimeter of the trench
18. Make an inner ring of sand bags so if zombies manage to get in we can guard the place easier
19. Go outside with a group of people and two trucks
20. Get some lumber
21. Start making spears to place on outside of trench
22. Finish spears and place them 2 ft from each other , make sure each spear is from 4-5 feet long
23. Use remaining cement to make sure the Spears aren't easy to move.
24. Go out and find a warehouse
25. loot for any Supplies
26. keep looting places till finding large amounts of floodlights
27. Mount Floodlights around the permiter
28. Collect more lumber
29. Build a Guard tower that's connected to tree outside of Safe zone
30. Make more runs for supplies
31. Continue the connection from guard tower to tree , onto other trees
32. Continue more connections to nearest establishment
33. Once reaching establishment fortify it
34. once finished fortifying it transfer some supplies to the establishment
35. build another guard tower off the roof of the establishment
36. continue to connect to trees till next establishment
37. do the same as last establishment
38. continue the process until you have at least the same amount of families that are in the lodge
39. send them out to those establishments so the lodge isnt so full
40. run pipes across the catwalks from establishment to establishment
41. use wire from one of the warehouses to power the other houses
42. do the same as above but with a water line
43. run a telephone line through the pipes and connect all houses to a main intercom system located in the Lodge
44. Keep updating everybody with news of establishments and if any signs of hostiles
45. Make a routine of sending information every five hours
46. if nobody reply's from one of the establishments , send out a party to check on them , take guns along
47. keep going through routine until word comes that the Apocalypse is over
48. Stay until 4 months until actually going out to see if the apocalypse actually stopped
49. If found out stay another whole year
50. if apocalypse is over after that year then try to go back to normal...
I change my mind im staying with you ^^
I always have an extra plan or two up my sleeve. HEEEEEH.
Plan B:
1. Get booze.
2. Get chicks.
3. Get drugs.
4. Go to friends house.
5. Party hard.
Just lock your door and play stalker
I wouldz masterbatez.....Then I would take a walk outside in my borat outfit....
1. Grab a grenade
2. Pull the pin and put the grenade in my pocket
3. Gather family in living room
4. Hold them until the grenade goes off
1. NECROMANCER ALL THESE OLD THREADS ON HGN
1- Bin my plan to dominate the world, it's useless now...
2- "borrow" my dad's rifle
3- get my gasmask out
4- make some- Shit, died
5- respawn
6- barricade my study
7- Post my survival plan on this thread
8- go look for survivors to loot
9- get back to my PC
10- error, zombie exe. has infected you PC
11- Oh for crying out loud...
12- raid all the electronics store for a new pc
13- re-download steam, gmod, etc
14- wait all night for the stalker rp files to redownload off server
15- play stalker rp and forget about the zombies completely
16- forgot about the zombies and they broke in!
17- respawn
18- uh oh, the spawn is infested with zombies!
19- Your stuffed!
20- Use your time machine to go back before the apocalypse and think up a better plan
1. Make my way to the army base in my town
2. If it's not infected, I stay there and wait and have epic win time.
3. If it IS infected I run like f*ck and get to my friend's house
4. We board the place up and live off his fridge
5. We escape and go to our school
6. We hide in the cosy staff room which has loads of food.
7. If, by now, the zombies are not dead, we make our way to a shopping centre.
8. We live in Tesco's.
9. We then stay there and fend off any zombies.
The plan is highly unlikely to be successful but lol so what. Not as if zombies could happen any mome- OH SHII---
0: See Apocalypse 2 months in advance.
1: Take the real katana bought on ebay, specificly bought for this kind of thing.
2: Take broken pistol filled with sand, and trick uneducated person to trade his shotgun, for this magical device.
3: Take a plane to private resort in the middle of nowhere that happens to be a fortress castle thing
4: When we land buy a lifetime of video games a manual to fix a xbox 360, and the xbox 360 itself, along with parts to be shipped to resort, I wont have to pay because of the soon to become undead world.
5: Bring everything I have to resort and live there for 20 years.
6: Leave and find the last living zombie and kick it in the balls, planting a flag in its brain while saying "I beat you without firing a bullet.
7: With the most ammo, food and water, and electricity declare myself ruler of the world "Who says being prepared won't get you to be ruler of the world?"
But us zombies will eat your brains since we speedy fast zombiesz. Also usz zombiez dont starvez. We will eat all your fleshz. Then we will wait for youz to diez in that castlez the Zerg rushz itz. Then killz you.
Also you did not put masterbate omgish.
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Quote from: ISPYUDIE on 17-07-2009
1- Bin my plan to dominate the world, it's useless now...
2- "borrow" my dad's rifle
3- get my gasmask out
4- make some- Shit, died
5- respawn
6- barricade my study
7- Post my survival plan on this thread
8- go look for survivors to loot
9- get back to my PC
10- error, zombie exe. has infected you PC
11- Oh for crying out loud...
12- raid all the electronics store for a new pc
13- re-download steam, gmod, etc
14- wait all night for the stalker rp files to redownload off server
15- play stalker rp and forget about the zombies completely
16- forgot about the zombies and they broke in!
17- respawn
18- uh oh, the spawn is infested with zombies!
19- Your stuffed!
20- Use your time machine to go back before the apocalypse and think up a better plan
1- Arrive in 2011 (one year before hand)
2- Use the lottery numbers from the future to get money
3- buy loads of supplies and barricades
4- spend 2 months building epic barricades
5- buy my own power generator and get some scientists to live with me to find a cure
6- buy lots of guns and rifle ammo from street gangs
7- wait for the zombie infection
8- You've survived the infection, cookies for you!!
1. Steal a Huge ship...
2. Fill it with survivors and food and weapons and stuff..
3. Sail to a cold place.
4. Wait the zombies out in the cold place (No zombies there. They have no body heat so they freeze like cropsestickels!)
5. After a few years.. Return to the main land and start a new country for the survivors.