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Title: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: kirillarmas on 28-03-2009
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)

Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 29-03-2009
Pretty nice mug shot, lol, he looks so old...
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: kirillarmas on 29-03-2009
Yea he must of had a botox before they made every commercial.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: sniperhunter on 29-03-2009
He should have used a shamwow to clean up that blood.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 29-03-2009
Quote from: sniperhunter He should have used a shamwow to clean up that blood.

SHAMWOW!
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Fluffy on 29-03-2009
Lawl! I knew his towels would land him in jail XD j/k
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 29-03-2009
He probably tried to wipe her with it, and he didn't like it.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Hotstarr on 29-03-2009
Vince should've used his handy slap chop on her ass.

Notice how the skin comes right off.

Also, I bet Billy Mays hired that prostitute to assassinate him.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: kirillarmas on 29-03-2009
"Youre gonna love my nuts"
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 30-03-2009
"The Whole Family, are gonna love these nuts"
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Chrisseren on 30-03-2009
" I can do it with one finger,Kids at home can do it with their whole hands!"
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: RENCAMO on 30-03-2009
"Prostitutes, they're gonna hate my nuts!"
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Sickness on 30-03-2009
ShamWow Parody is the best
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 30-03-2009
Quote from: SicKNeSS ShamWow Parody is the best

Have you seen the shamwow nuts parody?
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Sickness on 30-03-2009
ShamWow Nuts Parody? Nope, going to watch now.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Silver Knight on 07-04-2009
Quote from: SicKNeSS ShamWow Nuts Parody? Nope, going to watch now.

Gotta love those nuts.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Hermitz on 15-04-2009
Maybe..If he did the commercial with that face..

I would MAYBE acutally buy the shamwow.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Creeding on 17-04-2009
Quote from: †Silver Knight†
Quote from: sniperhunter He should have used a shamwow to clean up that blood.

SHAMWOW!

LOOK! thats 30% of the mildue!
_________________________________________________Edit: 17-04-2009_________________________________________________
All in all...
Quote from: The Haters MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

$19.95...thats a freaking rip-off! LET. HIM. SWING!!!!
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Jazer on 05-05-2009
Lol, probably took a slap chop to the prostitutes face when she wouldn't let go.
Title: Re: Vince from ShamWow in jail!!!
Post by: Renegade on 12-05-2009
.... i will never have the same respect for the Shamwow guy ever again .... .... ... WTF?!?!?!?! She bit his toungue.......