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From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen. Screamingly funny stuff, this is the rare case where the shine of an inspired over-the-top title is actually matched by the genius of the film itself. Stars Paul Clemens, who many of you will remember from 1982's THE BEAST WITHIN. Someone, get Gale funding for his feature. Now.
HD PREMIERE! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y#)
NOOO THIS IS THE MOST OHH MY GOD THIS THIS IS OHH FUUUCK ITS BEHIND ME NOOO HELP IOHH
I've saw the trailer like, a dozen of times. It's just to epic.