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I feel honored, even if.
I am ready to serve yo my lord.
For the king! xD
Shhh squire!
King's Jester : Blake, good sir, I have lol'd
Damn it, you forgot me!
At least he remembers me as a Bastard Child.
Since when does someone have 3 hands btw? :P
Quote from: Welshy on 13-07-2010
Since when does someone have 3 hands btw? :P
Don't you mean, three legs?
wat
wut indeed zstan
glad I made the cut
He should made all the Devs blacksmiths lol.
Lol, the Bastard Children get benefits, no?
Quote from: Ping-Pong on 13-07-2010
Lol, the Bastard Children get benefits, no?
You get to serve your brothers and sisters who come from the real royal blood, and no one knows you're one of his childreen, THATS YOUR BENEFITS.
I fight with honor for King Exile. I have a small castle, known as Fort Nutrulls. I dabble in the likes of weaponsmithing. I see over several fiefs in the area.
HOW GOES THE WAR?
What about me, You forgot me T.T
So i herd I iz Noble.
I stalk the shadows of the kingdom and its nebiours despatching those who are deemed unneeded.
I got a whole stable of mudkipz. Cos I liek dem.
FETCH ME MY HORSE
TONIGHT WE'RE KILLING VAEGIRS
I was left out I demand a spot.
The Hick wants in? DENIED.
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Building complete, sire.
Quote from: PistolKid on 13-07-2010
I fight with honor for King Exile. I have a small castle, known as Fort Nutrulls. I dabble in the likes of weaponsmithing. I see over several fiefs in the area.
HOW GOES THE WAR?
Quite well, it is favorerable towards the kingdom of Crussaria with 19 to 12 lords, we are close to winning the war with the Swadians.
Sire, we have captured fourty swadian knights, ten Rohok sharpshooters, and one hundred Rohok footsmen. Shall we execute them in public to show the price of resisting THY KING AND GOD?
My lord I am afriad my fief's population is too drunken to pay taxes....
I shall sex the female population into submission so they can convince their husbands to pay taxes or they won't make them sandviches.
My lord, the noble town of Lazytown has been infested with pirates! Shall we invade and slay these resistors?
Quote from: Cutch on 14-07-2010
Sire, we have captured fourty swadian knights, ten Rohok sharpshooters, and one hundred Rohok footsmen. Shall we execute them in public to show the price of resisting THY KING AND GOD?
Ask a oath of loyalty from the Knights, if not Slaughter them all
Quote from: Ravanger on 14-07-2010
My lord I am afriad my fief's population is too drunken to pay taxes....
Flog several of them as an example to get them back on track.
Quote from: PistolKid on 14-07-2010
My lord, the noble town of Lazytown has been infested with pirates! Shall we invade and slay these resistors?
Kill all the pirates and bring the pink girl to my bed chambers, i am in need of a mistress this fine night.
ARGH I BE PIRATE THAT PINK HAIRED BITCH IS MINE!
A swadian spy was discovered in your castle my lord my blade tasted his throat and his body hangs from the keep.
*A pirate ship hits the Silver Coast line*
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* An Army of Pirates get off the ships *
** Ninjas attack. **
**Longlostblake juggles black balls for his king**
Quote from: Zstan on 15-07-2010
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|HGN|Zstan -APB/Minecraft-an: ...
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Mappin: =)
|HGN|Zstan -APB/Minecraft-an: fffffffff-
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Mappin: :D
Quote from: Welek on 15-07-2010
Father, I believe me and sister are getting married.
*Pulls out a fucking Wire*
Thursday, July 15, 2010
2:41 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Since we are Silvers bastard children.
2:41 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: We should fuck in front of him?
2:41 PM - Big Poppa Welek: I claim the throne when he dies. KEEPS.
2:41 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Oh and that would be nice to :D
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong pumps the shotgun and blows off your head.
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek head grows back
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek: What
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: I was born first.
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong shoots your dick off.
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek: I'll kill you, unless you-
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek dick grows back.
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Can you stop it?
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong takes the pin out of the grenade and stuffs it in your mouth.
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek explodes, and grows back.
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Okay, I'm really getting tired of this.
2:43 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: How... Da fuck...
2:43 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: Ok, ok, I'll listen to you.
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek: So ya, as I was saying..
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Fuck infront of the king, and than I get the throne, you can be queen because we all know incest is wincest.
2:44 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Just sayin'
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: Fucking brilliant.
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong loads her shotgun agian.
2:44 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Wut-
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong shoots off her dick.
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: So, shall we?
2:44 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Okay I was worried for a second their.
2:45 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: COME ON.
2:45 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: WE MUST GO TO THE KING!
2:45 PM - Big Poppa Welek: WE MUST
2:45 PM - Big Poppa Welek: RIDE
2:45 PM - Big Poppa Welek appears on a horse and rides off
2:47 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong totally grabs on the back.
2:47 PM - Big Poppa Welek rides
2:49 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Now to infront father of this break threw
2:49 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: HURRAH!
Nevermind I forgot what a bastard child was ill get the grapes and wine sire.
Am I not important enough to be added ;-;?
I'll fix your walls later Exile ;)
Quote from: Welek on 15-07-2010
Nevermind I forgot what a bastard child was ill get the grapes and wine sire.
YOU LYING BASTARD. *Kills you with a dagger, stabbing you in the heart*
Quote from: Ping-Pong on 15-07-2010
Quote from: Welek on 15-07-2010
Nevermind I forgot what a bastard child was ill get the grapes and wine sire.
IM BUSY FETCHING WINE AND GRAPES LEAVE ME ALONEEE
YOU LYING BASTARD. *Kills you with a dagger, stabbing you in the heart*
*the ninja and pirates ally up with he robots to create a pirate ninja robots*
So it looks like I'm some sort of retired knight.
Quote from: Celtic on 15-07-2010
So it looks like I'm some sort of retired knight.
Na, Your in my Dungeon, you didn't like the party wine.
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omg lol^....
Quote from: Last.Exile on 15-07-2010
Quote from: Celtic on 15-07-2010
So it looks like I'm some sort of retired knight.
Don't worry, someone will help me get out.
Na, Your in my Dungeon, you didn't like the party wine.
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*looks at celtics* You know... i might have... If you were Ryan Jones, Have fun buddie.
Village Idiot: ME!! :F
Quote from: Last.Exile on 15-07-2010
Quote from: Zstan on 15-07-2010
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I Couldn't resist..
*Pirate,Robot,Ninja,and RobotPirateNinja camps appear in country side*
*No one cares*
*Wonders what the fuck happened to this thread*
/me explains to you that it got spammed by fail ninjas and robots.
I won
Lol, the hick won guys. Nice joke amirite?
Quote from: Cutch on 16-07-2010
Lol, the hick won guys. Nice joke amirite?
OH HO HO, GOOD ONE LORD MCCUTCHEON!
Now slice that boy's neck. And don't do it in here, these carpets are expensive.
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To the dungeon with all of you.
Quote from: PistolKid on 16-07-2010
Quote from: Cutch on 16-07-2010
Lol, the hick won guys. Nice joke amirite?
He's not a lord, he's a squire, unless that was a jibe.
OH HO HO, GOOD ONE LORD MCCUTCHEON!
Now slice that boy's neck. And don't do it in here, these carpets are expensive.