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1000's Things we have learned from half life!

Started by Turkey, 06-03-2010

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81) A barnicle can and will eat anything that is alive, even if it is bigger than them
(Antlion guards, for example.)

82) If a hunter chopper shoots you with it's cannon, your airboat will not be dented.
If you fire at a hunter chopper with the cannon, it explodes with sustained fire.
Rebel tech ftw.

83) We don't go to Ravenholm.

84) Rollermines will attack combine if their targeting sensors are reset using EMP, but will not attack rebels.

85) Pick up that can, criminal scum.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

86) Breen is a bad War Commander, he can't stop 1 Person.


87) Advisers fuck your brain.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

88) Advisers like to eat spinal cord


89:Alyx said to go to ravenholm.Then said for dog to come and move the rubble.


O COULDVE GOTTEN BACK TO ER.


90) Gordan Freeman has a brother called John Freeman.

91) Zombie goast, leave this place!
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

24-08-2010 #57 Last Edit: 24-08-2010 by Madcombat
92) Xen is spelled "Xen" not "Zen".

93) Eli is a one legged hobo scientist.

94) Eli can break these cuffs.

95) You can get a gun that can pick up huge object yet not weigh the player down due to the weight.

95) There can be only one crowbar of godness.

96) Alyx is a lesbian.

97) Gordon freemans uncanon clone went to the zone as a rookie and died with a deagle and an special deagle near him called "BIG BEN!"


99) Dr. Frohmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan


100. Dr Breen furiously masturbates in his office all day.