A Christmas Tale by a huge faggot

[Ping-Pong]

To be completely honest, I am drinking right now, I'm only 14 and I already feel like my fucking dad.

Thursday, July 15, 2010
6:53 PM - a huge faggot: It was Christmas Eve. Mr. Cuddles sat flirtaciously upside down, sipping salty eggnog.

He looked at the sweaty baseball bat hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Ping Pong had hung it there, just before they looked at each other sloppily and then fell into each other's arms and tickled each other's foreskin.

If only I hadn't been so deep, Mr. Cuddles thought, pouring a fat amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Ping Pong might not have got so erect and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a sticky tear and held his rectum in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a wet voice lifted sweatily up in song.


    I'm dreaming of a limp Christmas

    Just like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land



Mr. Cuddles ran to the door. It was Ping Pong, looking bumpy all over with snow.

"I missed you aggresively," Ping Pong said. "And I wanted to tickle your foreskin again."

Mr. Cuddles hugged Ping Pong and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Ping Pong said.

"I think so too," Mr. Cuddles said and they tickled each other's foreskin until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted horse penis and lived seductively until Mr. Cuddles got drunk again.

[Mangoman]

I don't even.

[Ping-Pong]

Please remember I -DID NOT- write this.

[coolman]

Im officially sponsoring this post.

[Bl★ck Star]

wait wat ....

[Killabreu]

Just came over here to bump the thread. Make sure all sees the faggotry and whatnot.

[Tom]

Dickbutt

[jaik]

Nice story, ping pong.

[RG4ORDR]

Brool Story Bro

[Sharrock]

Ping pong should read to kids....

[Zen]

Why does Mr. Cuddles remind me of Citizen Dog.

[Ping-Pong]

Ping pong should read to kids....

I do, actually.

[lolKieck]

No comment.

[Mikhail]

im not even going to read the first post because its going to be full of dicks.

[lolKieck]

It is. NOT.

[Ping-Pong]

It is. NOT.

LOL.

[Mikhail]

i cant trust you