[Accepted] Greenskinz

[MattyK]

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ.....

GREEN IS BEST! Orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz... Comeon ya lazy gitz grab ya squiggypants and move out! We need to do a proper waargh here an' we cant do that while sitting around while dose blackgitz goin' roun' stealin our humies can we? WE must fight! With our huntiboyz and gitsnotz if we dont! We will loss all da humies and there will be no proper waargh! We are da strongest we are da maniest and da cleverst wi must gather tha gitclans tell dose warchefs that weare all bosses! we will gather a proper cuncil 'round a table and a proper cave WARRGHH!!!
AND REMEMBER IM DA BIGGEST AND MEANIEST ORC!

Comeon people we need common stupid orkz for this rp. Orkz who are not special in any other way than that they are orkz.

Most of this post is Nik's work, I just spruced it up abit and offered to be Warboss :3

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ORCHUNT?

It was night. Cedric had just put himself to bed when somebody knocked on the door. He light
a candle and took it down to answer the door. It was The man in green and that hooded man
with the hood. Greeting's Cedric -Said the Man in Green-. What do you want -Answered Cedric-
Well--- *Later behind a rock looking at an orc by a campfire outside a cave*. So why is it i
needed to go with you again? -Asked Cedric-. Well that is obviusly becaouse we dont feel safe
against orc's on ourselves. -Said the Hooded man-. But i ment what was the mission?. Well you
will see, By the way could i lend your hat?.

Grebonk looked at his dinner a big rat he had catched this morning. He looked around like somebody
would steal his selfmade food he looked to a rock and saw something red and pointy sitting on
it, He wondered what this was. He went to pick it up, It was a hat. He looked over the rock
and would have noticed that there was an arrow sitting between his eye's. That is if he were
alive which he were not.

Cedric had some emotions swirling across his face he didnt really know if he should be
happy disgusted or scared. He choosed a little of all. The Man in Green took the dead orc's
cooked rat which had not even have a bite yet. The man with the hood stood up and
said. Well that's it let's go loot the chest's in front of the cave and get out of here.
Why did you even kill him in the first place, As you could see he were just about to enjoy
his ehh -Cedric looked at the rat- Food. Well we got this task from the barkeep to go and
look for an orc cave and see if they are civilized creature's. That you can talk with.
*Answered the man in green* But.. You didnt even tal--. Well that must be becaouse he
charged us feircely with his great weapon. -Said the man with the hood-. But he di. -Cedric
was about to speak but got interrupted as they heard footstep's from inside the cave the man
in the hood threw a bag to Cedric with the note *YOURPART* and then ran off with a chest.
First off Cedric would have liked to talk to the Orcs to exscuse the people's behavior.
But that stuff with an arrow in it that lay on the ground would certently not improve his
reputation with them so he ran behind the rock and further down to the road back to his
estate to sleep.
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RANK LIST!

Ork Boss = 1 = ?
Ork Chieftain = 2 = ?
Ork Advisorshaman = 4 = ?
Ork Gitsnot (Usual Waargh Warrior can have a crossbow that has an arrowhead made of yellow ork slime) = Unlimited!
Ork Huntiboyz ( Ork with a bow! ) = 6 = ?
Ork Gitz (Tha workforce of our WAAGH!) = 10-20? = ?

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Dis' Be all da Gitz!

WarrghBoss

(MattyK) Warlord Gorgutz be our Waarghboss! HE WILL LEAD US TO WAR! WAARGHHHH!!!!
I be tha biggest, tha meanest, and by all meanz, THA SMARTEST! GO BY WHAT I SAY! OR I COOK YOU UP!
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Cheiftan

(Nikolaz) Chieftan Grossmok
 A Small orc wearting a lot of armor. And a big mace.

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Advisorshaman




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Snotgitz





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Huntiboyz




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Gitz

(Jarlhyttel) Kriskokt
(rainsitpours) Thrakgik da Scrappa
(Megamaff) Izmank
(Akira) Griurk
(Biocrack/Cloud) Graarbag




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Dis' be how weeze lookz on other Clans!


Order of Merlin

: Semi - Hostile (Faction Relation May Change)

Order of Daern

: Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation May Change)

Inquisitors

: Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation cannot change)

Druids

: Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation Can Change)

Black Gitz

: HOSTILE ( Faction Relation High Chance of Changing)

Priesthood

: HOSTILE( Not Changeable)

ANYBODYZ ELSE WE BE VERY HOSTILE WITH, KAY BOYZ?

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APPLICATION

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What's your name you lousy git?
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!:
while you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!:
Who iz da best?: (GREENYS DAH BEST!)
Who iz our enemiez?:
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: Gitsnot Huntiboyz or Advisorshaman?
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?:
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?:
You greeny right?:
WHyze i choose you?:
Use useing wepon's or snootz?:
Whos dah boss?:
Orkz be strongest rightz git?:
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?:
What you do if you see a Black git!:
What you do if you see a Humie!:
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member):
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member):

GITZ STARTZ APPLICATING IM WRITIN A BACKSTOREH WITH BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE ORKZ GRAMMAR SO OI CAN GET THIS TO FACTIONS THREAD WAARGH!
 

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[Nikolaz72]

What's your name you lousy git? Oim not lousy. Im Grossmok.
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!: Wha?
while you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!: What you talkin' bout boss...
Who iz da best?: (GREENYS DAH BEST!) GORGUTZ DA BEST!
Who iz our enemiez?: Black gitz... an uh.. Pointyhats!
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: Gitsnot Huntiboyz or Advisorshaman? ME CHIEFTAN!
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?: WAARRGHHH!!!
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?: DEY WARRGH US FOR YEARS THEY WAARRRGHH US FOR MORE YEARS!
You greeny right?: NO IM GROSSMOK!
WHyze i choose you?: IM da meanist and da cleverst ork i kno'!
Use useing wepon's or snootz?: ME USE SNOTZ AND WEPONS!
Whos dah boss?: Gorgutz Da boss!
Orkz be strongest rightz git?: ORKZ IS NO GIT IM GROSSMOK!
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?: I go round.
What you do if you see a Black git!: I STOMP HIM!
What you do if you see a Humie!: I STOMP HIM!
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member): I COOK HIM
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member): I COOK HIM

[Akira]

What's your name you lousy git?: GRIURK
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!: [HGN] Akira
While you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!: STEAM_0:1:14737743_WAAARGH!!
Who iz da best?: GREEN IS BEST! ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
Who iz our enemiez?: STUPEH BLACKEHS! SWORDA SLASHA! POINTEHZ!
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: I IS GRIURK, DAH STOMPAH!
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?: WAAAGAAAHBANNNAAAA!!! OOOORKZ OORKZ ORKZ!
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?: HUMIES?! DAH WEAKY STUPEHS?! DUN NEEDZ!
You greeny right?: IF NOT I KILL MAH SELF!!
WHyze i choose you?: CUZ I HAZ WEPON AND WAAARGH POWA!!
Use useing wepon's or snootz?: MEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Whos dah boss?: DAAH WAAARGHBOOOOOOOOSS!!! WAAARGH!!
Orkz be strongest rightz git?: EVA GROAAAR
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?: OH I LIEK SHINEH BUT I BETTER LEAVE THEM ALONE
What you do if you see a Black git!: SLASH STOMP SLASH STOMP SLASH STOMP SLASH STOMP
What you do if you see a Humie!: SHUSH WEAKY PINKEH!
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member): U HAZ EARTH POWARZ? NO? GOOD, CATCH STONE!
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member): WAAARGH!

[MattyK]

Hehe.
Both accepted, welcome aboard.
NOW GO STOMP DEM STUMPIES BEFORE THEY FIRE THAT BLOODY CANNON 'GAIN!

[Bl★ck Star]

What's your name you lousy git?:GRAARBAG
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!:[HGN]Cloud   [GER]
while you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!:STEAM_0:1:5273884 WARGHHBOSS !
Who iz da best?:ORKZ ORKZ OKRZ AND DA COLOUR GREEN
Who iz our enemiez?:MOCHAS AND DA BLACKA
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: GRAARBAG THA CHOMPA
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?: WARGGGGHH BANHAAA AND SOME WARGHAAAAAS
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?:TO FREAKING EAT THA HUMMIES !
You greeny right?:WARGHHHH !
WHyze i choose you?:BECAUSE I CAN STOMPAHH AND CHOMPAHH !
Use useing wepon's or snootz?:I THROW SNOOTZ AT THA HUMMIES !!!
Whos dah boss?: THA WARGHBOSS !
Orkz be strongest rightz git?: OKRZ OKRZ OKRZ OKRZ !!!
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?: I WILL PISS ON THA STONE CIRCLE !
What you do if you see a Black git!:CHOMPA AND STOMPA HIM !
What you do if you see a Humie!: EAT THA HUMMIE
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member): I WILL EAT THA HAT AND PISS ON THA HAIRS OF THEM
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member): STONE CHOMPAHHH !!!

[Carnage]

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY ORC GROUP GET NO INTEREST BUT WHEN THEY ARE GREEN EVERYONE LOVES THEM?

[Royz]

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY ORC GROUP GET NO INTEREST BUT WHEN THEY ARE GREEN EVERYONE LOVES THEM?

People are picky about color? (Applies in RL too, such as cops beting black people to a pulp)

Maybe they like the well organized post, or maybe whos leading the faction? I dun know, just listing

[Carnage]

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY ORC GROUP GET NO INTEREST BUT WHEN THEY ARE GREEN EVERYONE LOVES THEM?

People are picky about color? (Applies in RL too, such as cops beting black people to a pulp)

Maybe they like the well organized post, or maybe whos leading the faction? I dun know, just listing

Prolly cuz MattyK is leading it. My backstory is longer and my stuff isnt as purtty :/

[Nikolaz72]

Duuuddeee All the member's came when i was leadin' it =O

[Megamaff]

What's your name you lousy git? IZ MANK!
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!: FINE! -=PUMA=- Megamaff
while you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!: IZ MANK! NOT GIT!
Who iz da best?: GREENYS!!!! ORKZ RULEZ!!
Who iz our enemiez?: NON-GREENYS!!!!
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: I Iz Advisorshaman!
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?: WAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!! KILL DOZE HUMIEZ!
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?: CUS THEYZ HUMIEZ!!
You greeny right?: DUUH! I AINT A HUMIE!
WHyze i choose you?: CUS I IZ GREEN!
Use useing wepon's or snootz?: I IZ ADVISORSHAMAN! I GOTZ MELEE!!! WAAARGHH!!!!
Whos dah boss?: GORGUTZ!!!
Orkz be strongest rightz git?: WAAARGGH!!!!
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?: SMASH IT!
What you do if you see a Black git!: SMASH IT!
What you do if you see a Humie!: SMASH IT THEN EATZ IT!
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member): SMASH IT!
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member): ummm... SMASH IT!!!!!!

[Jarlhyttel]

What's your name you lousy git? KRISTOKT
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!: ?ŦIMĘĶILŁĘŖ?
while you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!:
Who iz da best?: (GREENYS DAH BEST!) ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS
Who iz our enemiez?: NOT GREENYZ
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: KRISTOKT DA BUTCHER!
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?: KILEN AND STOMPIN WAAARRRGGHH!!
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?: STOMPA ON DA HUMIES WAARRRGGHH!!!
You greeny right?: GREENEST!!
WHyze i choose you?: ME BE BEST BUTCHER YOU EVA SEN
Use useing wepon's or snootz?: ME USE BIG AXE FOR BUTCHIN!!
Whos dah boss?: WHO EVER IS BIGGEST AND BEST!
Orkz be strongest rightz git?: ORKS ORKS ORKS WAARRRGGHHH
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?: SMASH KILL KILLLL!!
What you do if you see a Black git!: BUTCHERRR WAARRGGHH
What you do if you see a Humie!: USE FOR WAARRGGHH!!!
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member): STIK ON POLE WAARRGGHH
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member): TIN FOOD!!!

[MattyK]

Lol, isn't it Ironic that the only Aggressive group does Passive.

[Deathcon]

I think I can do this. Oh well if I can't Silver will yell at me.

Group Accepted

[rainsitpours]

Warhammer, lol.

[MattyK]

HOLD UP YOU GRIMY GITZ! LEAVE 'DEM STONE CIRCLES THE HELLA LONE! THEY GO KABOOM NEAR POINTYHATZ! AND AS GOOD CANNONFODDAZ AS YOUZ ARE! I ONLY WANT YAHZ DYING TO THEM STUMPIE CANNONZ!

[Nikolaz72]

BUT GORGUTZ DEY DONT HAVE CANONS IN 'DIS ISLAND?

[Nikolaz72]

But Gorgutz howz we goin' to have a prober waarrghh with no prober cave server...

[Carnage]

I think I can do this. Oh well if I can't Silver will yell at me.

Group Accepted

You accept them with no time at all but never accept mine >_>

[rokema]

Da Real ork sez WAAAGH not da puny Waararagghhhh...
Datz how da 'umies tries to ima.... imitat..... WAAAAAGGHHHH

[Jarlhyttel]

Hey you need to change my name in the roster. Its Kristokt not Kriskokt xD

[MattyK]

Hey you need to change my name in the roster. Its Kristokt not Kriskokt xD

Tell me that in person when the server comes up ; )

[Cutch]

lol, Carnage, its probably because it brings memories of 40k.

[rokema]

I think there's just enough orcs :D
I hope much minges venture into the caves... only to be Troll-food.

And we'll have nature magic, right?
Making heads explode.... Enraging others....

[Jarlhyttel]

I think there's just enough orcs :D
I hope much minges venture into the caves... only to be Troll-food.

And we'll have nature magic, right?
Making heads explode.... Enraging others....

Dont think there will be magic for us...

[Akira]

Imagine a casting ork...

WAAAGH HEADA EXPLODZ! WAAAGH