The Vending machine game!

[klp4]

You get a pepsi.

I put in a car.

[PimpMasterJ]

You get tractor

I insert A geek

[SpAcY]

You get a hot girl

I insert my face

[OrangeReal]

You turn into the opposite sex.

I insert one dollar.

[Radek]

You get a Coke

I insert Russia

[SpAcY]

Russia inserts you

I insert 5 dolla

[OrangeReal]

You get Subway

I insert lock picking skills

[Radek]

You get locking skills.

I insert A freedumb

[Akira]

You get weed

I insert a postwhore

[klp4]

You get Radek, (mohahaha)

I insert Radek O.o

[Akira]

You get a postwhore

I insert a postwhore

INFINITE LOOP LOL

No..

I insert a vending machine

[KillSlim]

You get 3 boring films

I insert /b/

[Wannabe Taco]

You get a disease infested needle to the dick.

I insert the machine itself >:3

[klp4]

You get a coin.

I insert a lobster.

[Wannabe Taco]

You get a crab.

I insert the coin.

[Radek]

You get back every single thing that that has ever come in to the machine.

I insert Klp4's Head.

[OrangeReal]

You get banned from HGN

I insert my hand.

[klp4]

You get a cheeseburger with a nice milkshake!

I insert an alien.

[Zero]

You recieve superstition

I insert homework

[OrangeReal]

You get completed work

I insert a wish!

[Wannabe Taco]

You get a decapitated penis.

I insert your mothers thong

[klp4]

You get a drunk murloc.

I insert a flipper.

[Assassinator]

You get "Death From The Tide".

I insert a drunk murloc.

[OrangeReal]

You get a dead murloc.

I insert pie!

[Wannabe Taco]

A cloud of cancer comes from the slot and floats into your mouth.

I insert my dick ( then pull it out )