Tribute to captain obivious. ("Obvious is spelled wrong.")

[itsjustguy]

?This is an article about me, Captain Obvious.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on this article

?You are <insert name here>. Obviously.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on you

?<insert name here> is reading this article?

   ~ Captain Obvious on this article

?If at first you don't succeed, you fail.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on success and failure

?George W. Bush was a president.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on George W. Bush

?She is the easiest lay from here to the Czech Republic.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Yo momma

?這隊長告訴你你知道的.?

   ~ Captain Obvious's Chinese Counterpart on Captain Obvious

?كابتن واضحة هي خارقة. أنا أكره أمريكا.?

   ~ Captain Obvious's Terrorist Counterpart on Captain Obvious

?In all of the above quotes, I am stating the obvious.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the above quotes

?Surely these words have some sort of meaning.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the dictionary

?Я русский версия капитaа Очевидными?

   ~ Captain Obvious's Russian Counterpart on Captain Obvious


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN !

Captain obvious was a fortune teller.

?People all over the world will have to purchase a new calendar within the next twelve months.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?Within two to three years the price of stamps will increase by an amount.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?Someone will die today.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?Someone will be born today.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?You will eat food within the next 30 days.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?Tomorrow will be another day.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?The future is coming.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?Someone will breathe today.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?Within two... no, three... years, there will be a year that is divisible by 2.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?Indeed, current events may become past events, but always remember that there will, now and always, be future events in the future.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future

?In two years time, it will be two years in the future.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the future


The Enemies of captain obvious.

?He's a bit rubbish.?

   ~ Captain Understatement

?He's too obvious!?

   ~ Captain Frank

   * His opposite, twin brother and Arch-enemy Captain Oblivious
   * Obscure Man (Also a member of the United Nations.)
   * Major Devious
   * Commander Vague
   * The Enigma
   * Captain No-so Obvious
   * Meatwad
   * Commander Coy
   * Dr. Doom and Dr. Evil (although to be fair, everybody fights Dr. Doom or Dr. Evil at least once or twice)
   * Professor Subtle
   * Lord Durham
   * Bill Gates
   * Socrates he ends up in a stalemate with Capitan Obvious in a philosophy battle, for every question Socrates asked, Captain Obvious gave an obvious answer like "This guy asks too many questions" or "He asks a question for the fifth time", leading Socrates baffled that he cannot teach Captain Obvious anything if he keeps answering obvious answers that don't really answer his questions so he can figure out how to teach him.

Fan Made Tribute

"This kid really sucks at tributing, and spelling."

Captain obvious on Nowhere Man

"And you forgot to capitalize my name."

Captain OBVIOUS on Nowhere Man grammar.

"Don't be pissy."

Captain Obvious on Nowhere man, being an ass.

"Also you forgot to paint that one sentence."

Captain Obvious on painting text.

"Fan made content below."

Captain Obvious on content below


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?The sky is blue.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the sky

?The grass is green.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the grass

?He was a good player.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Michael Jordan

?She's promiscuous, and by that I mean she sleeps with a lot of men?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Paris Hilton

?It's rainy here.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Seattle

?This is a man who hates America.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

?Scientology is odd.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Scientology

?Damn, this is wet!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on water

?We can't cross here. That could be dangerous.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on a pool of acid

?George W Bush's competence is questionable.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on George W. Bush

?That car is cool!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on a Ferrari Testarossa

?We are so high up!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on being in a space shuttle

?Our foes have superpowers that they are not using in the name of justice!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on his foes

?Judging by the lair's diagram, it consists of a series of booby traps which could potentially injure someone...or worse.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the lair

?Humans are people too.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on humans

?This runway isn't the most sensible picnic area.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on a picnic

?Wait here! This button beside the door will call an elevator!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on elevators

?Ok... we're going in! Everyone be careful!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on The Danger Room

?These Sentinels are robots!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Robot Sentinels

?I... can't...move!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on being struck with a paralysis ray

?The Evil Brotherhood of Mutants are a brotherhood of mutants that are evil!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on The Evil Brotherhood of Mutants

?It looks like butter,it tastes like butter, it's used like butter, yet it doesn't appear to actually be butter.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on I can't believe it's not butter

It wasn't long before the group became fed up with what he thought were 'insightful observations'. He lent his services to the Justice League of America, but was soon expelled due to his controversial views on America.

?You're going to regret giving the Brits internet access.?

   ~ Captain Obvious

?War occurs when people do not wish to avoid fighting over the things they fight over.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on war

?Peace will flourish when people choose to avoid fighting. This could also well mean the end of war.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on peace

?We are a Nation of States, which we will remain, until we change.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Captain America?s nationality

?Evil is not good. In fact, it is much, much worse. ?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the problem with evil

?CEOs in the USA are overpaid.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on American CEOs

?Careful! There's water there!?

   ~ Captain Obvious on a puddle

?It's Hot out Here?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the Sahara

?She's crazy?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Britney Spears

?He is a liar?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Bill Clinton

?She is as skinny as a piece of paper.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Lindsay Lohan

?She's a hottie.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Jessica Alba

?Thats a lot of Water?

   ~ Captain Obvious on Niagara Falls

?You should stop reading here. There's nothing left of the article.?

   ~ Captain Obvious on the end of the article

"You just might post a comment.That here are different colors."

Captain Obvious on You commenting and colors.

[ISPYUDIE]

I just posted a comment

[Locke]

ISPYUDIE commented on posting a comment

[Allmostfunny]

and locke has done it again. Have the last app on 20 different threads at the same time XO. i cant do that :P im to slow

[Locke]

I have lots of time in mexico when no one is around ;P

[Ravanger]

Si you be in mexico.

[Locke]

Hey ravanger, your signature has spelling errors.