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Quote thread V2

Started by Tea, 24-07-2009

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Idk where the old one went, but i made a V2 :D

Just put funny/retarded quotes from your friends in here. Ill start.




I like choking on cock...
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
-Confucius


Someone wants it, BAD.



Nines really fail xDDD


Lol major fail!
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.



|HGN| Dazek: wot
|HGN| Jake: ?
|HGN| Dazek: HGN| Dazek: I'm going to castrate you and feed your balls to hungry chinese sweatshop workers who will then shit your balls out later, so then your balls will be all brown and nasty, then go through the sewers of china, be emptied into the ocean, get fished out by some fishermen, eaten again, and shit into a toilet in california, then they will enter your toilet again
|HGN| Jake: k
|HGN| Dazek: wot
|HGN| Dazek: I didn't say anything
|HGN| Dazek: ventrilo harassment
|HGN| Jake: Rofl
|HGN| Dazek: wot
|HGN| Jake: Love that
|HGN| Dazek: why do you keep messaging me
|HGN| Dazek: ._.
|HGN| Dazek: lol wot
|HGN| Jake: You keep messaging ME
|HGN| Dazek: i love fucking with people
|HGN| Dazek: wot
|HGN| Jake: You started this chat
|HGN| Dazek: what are you talking about
|HGN| Jake: let's SF RP
|HGN| Jake: I start
|HGN| Jake: Wait
|HGN| Dazek: wot?
|HGN| Dazek: what do you want
|HGN| Dazek: xD
|HGN| Dazek: ok
|HGN| Dazek: you start
|HGN| Jake knocks on Deet's house
|HGN| Dazek opens the door. "Oh hey Jake, wanna harass nerds on Vent?"
|HGN| Jake gives him a box "Present"
|HGN| Jake runs away
|HGN| Dazek: :o
|HGN| Dazek throws the present at Jake
|HGN| Jake: *ASPLODES*
|HGN| Jake: AHH
|HGN| Jake flies into Deet's window
|HGN| Jake takes out his spas 12
|HGN| Jake pumps it
|HGN| Dazek is god
|HGN| Dazek can't die
|HGN| Jake: Nou
|HGN| Dazek: Ventrilo Harassment - Beetlejuice
|HGN| Jake Is chuck norris
|HGN| Jake runs to Deet
|HGN| Jake shoots
|HGN| Jake has no recoil
|HGN| Dazek is watching vent harASSment
|HGN| Jake takes out flamethrower
|HGN| Dazek: HERASSMent
|HGN| Jake shoots it
|HGN| Dazek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA&feature=PlayList&p=133D22983FCED10F&index=12#
|HGN| Jake: this time its going to be different this time i like rape
|HGN| Dazek: YEAH
|HGN| Dazek: Some girls in vents
|HGN| Dazek: Sounds really sexy
|HGN| Jake: k....
|HGN| Dazek: except
|HGN| Dazek: IRL
|HGN| Dazek: they are probably fat chick
|HGN| Dazek: s
|HGN| Dazek: who play WoW
|HGN| Dazek: posswood
|HGN| Dazek: Ventrilo Harassment - Jurassic Park
|HGN| Dazek: huh huh!
|HGN| Dazek: con't
|HGN| Dazek: "I wanna like found out where he lives and go stab him"
|HGN| Dazek: :l
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway


|HGN| Jake: I am gonna quote everything now

IN STALKER RP:

Strelok: We maek theves guild!
PistolKid: ya
Strelok: we make people sell stolun gudz to the fencez cuz merchunts detect stolen goodz
PistolKid: cause there's a red hand on it dummy
Strelok: ya its like god painted a red hand on it cos ur dumb

-- oblivion refrence



I smell rocket-spam

Silly stalkers :P




04-08-2009 #9 Last Edit: 04-08-2009 by ThY101
Old picture, but.  ;), find it quite funny



:D Jesus, why is it so small?
Its:

Me: Hey nines, can i have your TT support?
Nines: Yes, yes you can. I love you

|HGN| ThY: Nah, im quite racist.
|HGN| ThY: SLAVERY = Gets shit done
|HGN-STTAl  ダークエンジェル: I'm not totally
|HGN-STTAl  ダークエンジェル: I like Blacks under sauce , Europeans with noodles and i kill jews in gas Chambers
|HGN| ThY: i <3 YOU.

04-08-2009 #11 Last Edit: 04-08-2009 by ThY101
Quote from: 19YearsOldLesbian on 04-08-2009
|HGN| ThY: Nah, im quite racist.
|HGN| ThY: SLAVERY = Gets shit done
|HGN-STTAl  ダークエンジェル: I'm not totally
|HGN-STTAl  ダークエンジェル: I like Blacks under sauce , Europeans with noodles and i kill jews in gas Chambers
|HGN| ThY: i <3 YOU.

>.<

|HGN| ThY: Mornin'
|HGNPT| Cloud Strife: uhm ?
|HGNPT| Cloud Strife: you already sayed morning to me lawl
|HGN| ThY: HAH, TRICKERY! ITS THE EVENING
|HGNPT| Cloud Strife: uhm no ?
|HGNPT| Cloud Strife: think of timezones lawl
|HGN| ThY: Well, it is in england.
|HGNPT| Cloud Strife: in germany too xDD now it tricked you lawl
|HGN| ThY: ITS RIGGED! RIGGED I TELL YOU!

TRANSLATE IT AND I DONATE YOU MY PENIS

|HGN| Jake: Priv :p
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Darova
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: BLin opat bodurstvovala do 6 utra >_>
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Hate ne daze dolse >_>
|HGN| Jake: Ja odin ras do utra sidel >.>
|HGN| Jake: Podumal sto spat nebudu...
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: O_O koro4e ja po4ti do 12 sideal >_>
|HGN| Jake: o
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Umena v 4esah okazovajetsa eiki seli XD
|HGN| Jake: ROFL
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Pora zovazavat aneto ja blin vopse spat lazitsa stanu dnom
|HGN| Jake: Za4em spat >_>?
|HGN| Jake: Ja vopse ne spal.
|HGN| Jake: Telivisor smatri i vso
|HGN| Jake: ^.^
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: 4tob druzja potom ne najezali na mena 4to ja libo vsu no4 sekso pro zanimalas , razlikalas ili v kompe sedela >_>
|HGN| Jake: <-<
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Ne poveris no druzja na mena najezajut iz za togo 4to ja ne splu >_<
|HGN| Jake: Horosheje u tiba druzja.
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Da >_< povezlo
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Bez sorkazma govoru
|HGN| Jake: lol....
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: XD
|HGN| Jake: ja dolzan rabotat >_>
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Tebe vit 17....
|HGN| Jake: Nu
|HGN| Jake: Ja nat flagami rabotaju
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN| Jake: dla servaka
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Kakimi flagami O_O
|HGN| Jake: Nu
|HGN| Jake: Dla FORP
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: AAAAAAA
|HGN| Jake: unas Super Mutanti budat
|HGN| Jake: I Ferali
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: OOOOK
|HGN| Jake: Lol
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Kruta
|HGN| Jake: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=72729
|HGN| Jake: Ska4ai
|HGN| Jake: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=72729
|HGN| Jake: I eto
|HGN| Jake: I vot eto
|HGN| Jake: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=62600
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: a 4e uvas ves kntent ne svoi kokoita?
|HGN| Jake: sto
|HGN| Jake: ?
|HGN| Jake: I
|HGN| Jake: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=73701
|HGN| Jake: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=68287
|HGN| Jake: :>
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: SOoo?
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Po4em content ne svoi a ka4enoi XD?
|HGN| Jake: Da
|HGN| Jake: >->
|HGN| Jake: A 4e?
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: da prosto etot content ne zaploniravan dla RP
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Nu da modeli eso ladno
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: A Player Modeli pomoimu ne pohhodat
|HGN| Jake: Mi nekotrie pudem ispolsovat
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: OK
|HGN| Jake: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=65020
|HGN| Jake: I VOT
|HGN| Jake: ETO
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Eto zi ne hex!
|HGN| Jake: o
|HGN| Jake: Hexi togda esli moses
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Mogu
|HGN| Jake: Polu4is flag
|HGN| Jake: <3
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Ja poze ot hexu model togda
|HGN| Jake: ladno
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Ti vit skinnit umejes da?
|HGN| Jake: ne,ja mapper
|HGN| Jake: >_>
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: 4ert
|HGN| Jake: A 4to?
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Lan ja poka perestala modelami zanimatsa tak 4to poze zanatsa mozno
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: Da dumala ti reskin zdelajes na ruki 4tob oni bolse na FO3 smahivali
|HGN| Jake: Ja u sniperhuntera sprosu
|HGN| Jake: on bil skinner dla HGN
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル: OK
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル is now Offline.
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル is now Online.
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル has changed their name to |HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい).
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): XD
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Toka 4to prislali
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): [YOUTUBE LINKz]
|HGN| Jake: BOS:
Brotherhood of Steel Iniate
Weapons:Combat Knife
 Armor: None

Brotherhood of Steel Paladin
Weapons:10mm and Combat Knife
 Armour:Power Armour

Brotherhood of Steel Knight
Weapons:SMG,10mm,Combat Knife
 Armour:Heavy Power Armour

Brotherhood of Steel Scribe
Weapons:NONE
 Armour:(TO BE DECIDED)
  Special:Able to buy Medic Kits and food.(TO BE DECIDED)

Brotherhood of Steel Elder
Weapons:.32 Revolver
 Armour:(TO BE DECIDED)
  Special:(TO BE DECIDED)
|HGN| Jake: Flagi dla BOS
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): AAAA oruzeje i bronja ='S
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Dlja mena :S
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): I ja ho4u minigun!
|HGN| Jake: Ti moses menjat.
|HGN| Jake: Nedumal...
|HGN| Jake: Lol
|HGN| Jake: TI moses dobavat
|HGN| Jake: ti vit leader BoSa
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): AAAAAA
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Ili to4eneje
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): A-A-A-A-A-A-A
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Jeli 4to potom ot korektiruju
|HGN| Jake: Ja budu v Paradise Falls sidet
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Ja na teba jadernuju bombu poslu!
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): /m targets Paradise Falls
|HGN| Jake: rofl
|HGN| Jake: Nemoses
|HGN| Jake: >:3
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Shize
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): A umena jest robat!
|HGN| Jake: nea
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): 4ert
|HGN| Jake: Eto vremja kogda ti esho ne vilis
|HGN| Jake: iz vaulta
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): O_O
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい) sticks 9mm to her head "Bye"
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい) squeezes the trigger
|HGN| Jake: Tam glavnova personasha netu
|HGN| Jake: Mi sdelajem event
|HGN| Jake: Kogda on vilized
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): OOOO
|HGN| Jake: http://garrysmod.com/img_cache/entry_8129__.jpg
|HGN| Jake: lol
|HGN| Jake: On o4en ploho sdelal
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): NU i?
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): AAAA
|HGN| Jake: Mne sku4no
|HGN| Jake: A sto moset bit posle Enclave Officera?
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): O_O Anat?
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Glavnoi ih poklonik =D
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): [YOUTUBE LINK HERE PL0X]
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): O_O
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): BRet
|HGN| Jake: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): A Kontrolora videl uze?
|HGN| Jake: da
|HGN| Jake: XD
|HGN| Jake: Shopa Drabitel
|HGN| Jake: >_>
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): XD nado bila predumat tokoje
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): [INSERT YOUTUBE LINK HERE]
|HGN| Jake: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): [INSERT YOUTUBE LINK HERE]
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Eto iso bolse bret
|HGN| Jake: xD
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): 4e Himera v igre toze jest O_O
|HGN| Jake: Jest.
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): A ja i ne znala.
|HGN| Jake: tolko nado dobavit v igru
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Ne razu daze ne videla ee toka v knige
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): >_>
|HGN| Jake: eto nado dobavit
|HGN| Jake: v igru
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Jest.... toka v igru dobavit nado..
|HGN| Jake: tam model jest.
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Smesno!
|HGN| Jake: On v all.spawn ne dobaven.
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): AAAAAA a komanda jest 4tob ee zdelat?
|HGN| Jake: Nado samomu dobavit stobe gulal.
|HGN| Jake: Net.
|HGN| Jake: Izlom smesnoi
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい): Lan ja sa skoro predu
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい) is now Away.
|HGN-STBAl  ダークエンジェル (忙しい) is now Online.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

06-08-2009 #13 Last Edit: 06-08-2009 by Jake
*9 Year old kid screams,laughs,spams in his mic*
|HGN| Jake: So funneh,can't stop rofling
|HGN| Jake: Listen kid,If you wont stfu i will find your adress through your ip im going to come over to your house and im going to unscrew your neck rip out your spine saute your spinal disks and eat them over a freshly baked bread and after that im going castrate you and feed your tralala to your mommy and poppy and ill make sure they eat it too, thats it if you actually have a penis and balls and if so i am going to have to be careful not to overcook them*

You have been banned from the chat by [HDS]Giloh.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Damn I can't translate

Just a thought is it Czech?





13:55 - Door to Door Troll seller: Hello sir, would you like to buy a troll ?
|HGN|Radek Zelenka is now Away.
13:55 - Door to Door Troll seller: XD
"Where ground is soft most often grows, arise! Arise! Arouse! A rose!...a rosy rose ?

Quote from: FAAIL Child on 06-08-2009
*9 Year old kid screams,laughs,spams in his mic*
|HGN| Jake: So funneh,can't stop rofling
|HGN| Jake: Listen kid,If you wont stfu i will find your adress through your ip im going to come over to your house and im going to unscrew your neck rip out your spine saute your spinal disks and eat them over a freshly baked bread and after that im going castrate you and feed your tralala to your mommy and poppy and ill make sure they eat it too, thats it if you actually have a penis and balls and if so i am going to have to be careful not to overcook them*

You have been banned from the chat by [HDS]Giloh.


Evil D:

|HGNPT| Cloud: afro plz stop shifting its like youre Raging around in my Room throwing chairs at my head cuz Streex hasnt finished yet ....
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: THATS SCORRECT
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: CORRECT
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: I AM ACTUALLY IN YOUR ROOM,
|HGNPT| Cloud: EEEEEEEEEEEK
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: IM USING A LAPTOP IN YOUR CLOSET
|HGNPT| Cloud: captain caps and his shift crew :P
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: BUT WHEN YOU OPEN IT, I USE MY CLOAKING DEVICE
|HGNPT| Cloud: quoted
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: AND IM SO NINJA I CAN ESCAPE ANYTIME YOU ATTEMPT TO TOUCH ME
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: I DONT CARE IF IM QUOTED, IM YOUR COMMANDER BITCH
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: WAHTJAWHTKJLATWWTAEYTWYRSRG
|HGNPT| Cloud: so true


|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: Hello alpha.
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: WHERE THE FUCK IS KING ARTHUR!
|HGN|ṡτɾεεχ: He said he was getting some bacon.
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR BACON
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: THIS IS THE TIME FOR ACTION
|HGN| Rebel.#TEAR [Lemming]: lol


29-08-2009 #19 Last Edit: 29-08-2009 by Afromana
|HGNPT| Cloud jumps out of the Window
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: NORWEGIAN MCDONALDS FTW
|HGNPT| Cloud: xD
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: IM A TASTY BURGER ( http://www.mcdonalds.no/bilder/375/1286Chicken_premiere.jpg )
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: YOU ALL WANT TO EAT ME
|HGNPT| Cloud: xD
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: YOU PERVERTS
|HGNPT| Cloud bites into Afro
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: ARGHHHHHHHHHH
|HGNPT| Cloud: hmm tasty
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: MY TASTY SALAD AND FRIED CHICKEN
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|HGNPT| Cloud: i am a fat KFC Chicken lawl
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: (me belives you will quote me 500 times today)
|HGNPT| Cloud: qouted
|HGN-HL2TA| Akira faps on Afro. "Here, some mayonnaise."
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: OH NOES
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: DOUBLE NOES
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: OHNOES
|HGN-HA| Dj Afro: (Alas, Onos)



Quote from: Locke on 29-08-2009
Oh lord :O

Erm... This thread creeps me out.