Operation: Rank 69

[N3gativezero]

Background: On a Starship Troopers RP server, Bobby, Turkey and Myself have encountered something. A Female character can reach the rank of Sergent in 4 days, where as a male character, wonderfuly developed and fleshed out over months and months, will only reach Corporal on average before the player loses interest. Prepairationsa re begining for a field expedition into THA DANJA ZOWN.


(after a game of Empire:Total War where Bobbys guys were meatshields)
Gurkey: Its like the mobile infatry
Gurkey: Infantry*
Ɲegative Ȥero: yeeep
Ɲegative Ȥero: Exept I doubt any of his guys got promoted to sargent after 4 days becuase they fucked thier colonel.
Gurkey: LOL
Ɲegative Ȥero: Im considering testing an experiment.
Ɲegative Ȥero: My hypothesis; If you have a female character you will get endless promotions n such
Ɲegative Ȥero: I'll make the sluttiest slut imaginable, and see what rank I ama fter 1 week.
Ɲegative Ȥero: If I rank up, my hypothesis will be proven true
Gurkey: Colonel Sandy Dicksucks!
Ɲegative Ȥero: Unfortunately, I may be forced to cyber by one of the higher ranking neckbeards, in this care I will abort the experiment and gather what data I can.
Ɲegative Ȥero: FOR SCIENCE!
Gurkey: LOL
Ɲegative Ȥero: Now, what should te physdesc be?
Gurkey: busty
Gurkey: blonde
Ɲegative Ȥero: Im thinking sometihng along the lines of  Blonde|Busty|NipplesShowingThroughShirt|CamelToe
Ɲegative Ȥero: However, that may be too generic, a more subtle aproach may be required.
Gurkey: LOL
Gurkey: LMFAO
Gurkey: i spit
Gurkey: water
Emperor Bobby ☭: lol
Emperor Bobby ☭: uh
Emperor Bobby ☭: Blonde|BlueEyes|Busty
Emperor Bobby ☭: *nto done
Emperor Bobby ☭: uh
Emperor Bobby ☭: Blonde|Busty|BlueEyes|Smile|Playful|CleanUniform
Emperor Bobby ☭: the clean uniform bit
Emperor Bobby ☭: distracts enough
Emperor Bobby ☭: that people wont think yoru trying to be a slut
Emperor Bobby ☭: You could also go Redhead|freckles|GreenEyes|Busty yadda yadda if you want to Be unique, it might help your chances.
Ɲegative Ȥero: yes. I will need one other assistant for this. One will ahve the slutty character, the other will have a more "normal" girl.
Ɲegative Ȥero: The "normal" one will be the control.
Emperor Bobby ☭: control?
Ɲegative Ȥero: To see if being slutty will earn promotions
Ɲegative Ȥero: Or if it is females in general
Ɲegative Ȥero: I should totaly fucking be a scientist when I grow up.
Emperor Bobby ☭: lol
Ɲegative Ȥero: I'll change my name to Shakarov and hang out in a bunker in Chernobyl all day
Emperor Bobby ☭: sure, why not.
Emperor Bobby ☭: it's for science.
Ɲegative Ȥero: Exactly.
Ɲegative Ȥero: I honestly cant decide wether or not to actualy do this.
Emperor Bobby ☭: why is that?
Emperor Bobby ☭: because you love pierre to much?
Ɲegative Ȥero: That may or may not be true.
Ɲegative Ȥero: >_>
Ɲegative Ȥero: Its jsut a funs erver and I dont want tog et banned for something as un-lulzy as this
Emperor Bobby ☭: ah
Emperor Bobby ☭: Well
Ɲegative Ȥero: Were it something lulzy, then it woudlnt be so bad
Ɲegative Ȥero: Like that building game we played, Roblox, or something, I got permabanned, but that was only after much lulz, so I wasnt bummed.
Ɲegative Ȥero: Starting a lynch mob of furry haters doesnt go voer well with administrators.
Ɲegative Ȥero: ^ protip
Ɲegative Ȥero: Now, where was I...
Ɲegative Ȥero: Right.
Ɲegative Ȥero: For this experiment, we will have to take into account all aspects of things that could happen.
Ɲegative Ȥero: There will be varyables, and we will ahve to eliminate them.
Emperor Bobby ☭: ok
Ɲegative Ȥero: Now, the first, and biggest threat is of cource, cybering.
Emperor Bobby ☭: indeed.
Ɲegative Ȥero: The control will not cyber, but fear not, I have a ruse.
Emperor Bobby ☭: It's not as good as it looks
Ɲegative Ȥero: The "slutty" character will give a fake SF name, so they end up with a cyberfag in on it. This cyberfag will be working with us, and will be required to do exactly as thier name suggests if need be.
Ɲegative Ȥero: Cybering in the server will be refused, but it will be offered via SF, in which they will unwittingly cyber with the wrong person.
Ɲegative Ȥero: Fool proof.
Emperor Bobby ☭: yeah, unless
Emperor Bobby ☭: they check the SF of the person in scoreboard
Ɲegative Ȥero: Thats why we give them the same name and avatar, and they will not actualy join the server. They will fill the "slutty" character in on neccecary info.
Emperor Bobby ☭: what about if their only online, not ingame?
Emperor Bobby ☭: tbh. i think there are way too many holes in getting someone else to do it
Ɲegative Ȥero: A minor bump inth e plans
Emperor Bobby ☭: if you want this to work
Emperor Bobby ☭: you need to bend over.... for science.
Emperor Bobby ☭: XD
Ɲegative Ȥero: In that case...
Ɲegative Ȥero: I will take the "normal" character, you willt ake the "slutty" character.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Uh
Ɲegative Ȥero: Help me emperor bobby, you're my only hope.
Emperor Bobby ☭: But...
Emperor Bobby ☭: But
Emperor Bobby ☭: I dun liek cyber
Emperor Bobby ☭: Especially when im the girl
Ɲegative Ȥero: You've ventured intot hat zone before
Ɲegative Ȥero: HIGHWAY TOO THA DANJA ZONE
Ɲegative Ȥero: ahem
Emperor Bobby ☭: When im the guy, it's different, i can tell myself it's not Gay if im the man, and as far as i know, its a real woman.
Emperor Bobby ☭: when im the woman... wow
Emperor Bobby ☭: thats a zone im not entering
Emperor Bobby ☭: senor
Ɲegative Ȥero: Just think of it as a porno, and you're viewing it from the chicks perspective.
Emperor Bobby ☭: uh
Ɲegative Ȥero: Not at appealing
Ɲegative Ȥero: *as
Emperor Bobby ☭: Why dont you do it.
Emperor Bobby ☭: if its not so bad
Ɲegative Ȥero: Because IM not the cyberfag here.
Emperor Bobby ☭: And i havent done it for a year
Ɲegative Ȥero: Bull
Emperor Bobby ☭: and im trying to get clean
Emperor Bobby ☭: dont put me back in that dark abyss.
Ɲegative Ȥero: Just one last time. Sometimes you have to take a load for science.
Emperor Bobby ☭: then you do it man
Ɲegative Ȥero: Or we could enlist Linxiekins, get it in on the plan, have it play the slutty character, one of us play the normal character, and we record our findings.
Emperor Bobby ☭: *shrug*
Ɲegative Ȥero: Not as relyable, but cybering will not be an issue
Emperor Bobby ☭: i stopped talking to her like, the same time i stopped playing on her server.
Ɲegative Ȥero: lawl
Emperor Bobby ☭: also
Emperor Bobby ☭: Just my 2 cents
Emperor Bobby ☭: if we both do this
Emperor Bobby ☭: I can probalyl play a "normal" character better then you, as in, More talkative, optimistic, friendly, bubbly personality, the kind that makes up for the lack of sluttiness
Emperor Bobby ☭: No offence.
Ɲegative Ȥero: True..... true...
Emperor Bobby ☭: but im just a better actor.
Emperor Bobby ☭: er... actress in this scenario.
Emperor Bobby ☭: >.>
Ɲegative Ȥero: But Im a better porn star?
Ɲegative Ȥero: >_>
Emperor Bobby ☭: No
Emperor Bobby ☭: but
Emperor Bobby ☭: they wotn care abotu yoru character's personality.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Just your ass.
Ɲegative Ȥero: hmmm
Emperor Bobby ☭: see where im coming from?
Ɲegative Ȥero: Also, we willa hve to put time and developement into these characters. We need to make this is controled as possible, as though they were serious. This may or may not include full backstorys, applications, and more.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Yeah
Emperor Bobby ☭: I can make a backstory for my character.
Emperor Bobby ☭: She's Trev and Bobby's Sister.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Who signed up because everybody else in her family was.
Ɲegative Ȥero: Operation: Rank 69 Is a possibiblity at this point.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Lol
Ɲegative Ȥero: But theres still the possibility of us being conpromised, and possibly perminently banned from a pretty damn fun server.
Emperor Bobby ☭: why would we be banned?
Emperor Bobby ☭: Just, never Instigate something
Emperor Bobby ☭: Just, talk and hang around higher ranks.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Show Obediance.
Emperor Bobby ☭: but also, obvious self control...
Emperor Bobby ☭: You know, follow all the regulations, but act like you want to get to know them better... unofficially.
Ɲegative Ȥero: Aye
Ɲegative Ȥero: We just might make this work.
Emperor Bobby ☭: Yup
Emperor Bobby ☭: I'll do the same thing, but Not as -Unclassy
Ɲegative Ȥero: Of cource, Im going to ahve to put this discussion up on the GVC, though.
Ɲegative Ȥero: for maximum lulz
Emperor Bobby ☭: ok
Ɲegative Ȥero: To loot, lulz and SCIENCE.
Emperor Bobby ☭: hoorah!

[KingArthur]

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science

[Violet]

Uh, I play on that server and it doesn't matter what Gender you pick for your character. Most likely its the feats you preform in battle and if you have exponential RP and leadership skills for some odd reason and now and then they pick a name out of a hat and go 'lololol'. In any case showing off can help or even make your chances worse for a promotion, it just depends on the moods of your superiors.

And that whole chatlog is seriously offensive towards me, I feel like I should get on my scientist and bio bomb your ass back to the stone age.

[Agera]

Ɲegative Ȥero: I should totaly fucking be a scientist when I grow up.

Yes, you should. : D

Ɲegative Ȥero: HIGHWAY TOO THA DANJA ZONE

TOP GUN　「DANGER ZONE」

[deluxulous]

mad

Yep

ontopic

[N3gativezero]

Rage.

Sorry if you find my random rambling rants offencive, the door is that way.

[lolKieck]

But remember, use words like penis, thrust, ejaculate.