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[Blake.H]

DAVID STAR
                        AND THE
        BLOODSUCKER
 FUNGUS!

**The wind howls over the Ecologist lab a light chilling breeze flows through the air vent.
Sitting at his desk David Star - knife out and bloodsucker on the table, torso clamed wide open.
David has most of the organs out of the body in a bloody bucket to the side.
He cuts deep into the chest pulling out a small skin-lined sack.
David opens the sack pulling down his white surgeons mask revealing a glowing, purple fungus.
Taking a sniff of the fungus David pulls it away, he pauses for several moments, overwhelmed by the 'fumes'.
He scrapes some of the dry, powdery fungus onto his finger then moving the finger closer and closer to his nose.
Snorting the fungus David shakes and shivers, the bloodsucker sits up and reaches down picking up the bucket.
David's eyes widen and the room changes to a yellow tint.
David tries to speak...**
David Star: Whua-- Daeh--
**The bloodsucker rumages through the bucket sliding in the removes organs. One by one. David attempts to speak again**
David Star:W-Whay-- Gean--
** The bloodsucker suddenly zips up the skin on his torso and looks to David, it begins to speak in a dry-course voice.**
Bloodsucker: The fuck are you looking at?
David Star: Muha-- Me?
Bloodsucker: Yeah you? Does it look like anyone else is in this fucking room?
David Star:(Getting his speaking correct) Whats going on?
Bloodsucker: You should know you're the one thats been snorting shit out my body.
David Star: But i don't want to go to sleep mum... Its only 09:30...
Bloodsucker: Huh? Are yo Trippin' Kid?
David Star: Please! Please don't hit me! PLEASE!
Bloodsucker: What the fuck are you doing? Get up... Get up!
**David blinks and looks up to see Christan S. Stanley pulling on his arm**
Christan S. Stanley: What the fuck are you doing? Come on we gotta go patrol...
David Star: Uh.. Yeah.. Right... There was a bloodsucker in here though? Right?
Christan S. Stanley: Uh.. No? You been dreaming again?
David Star: No i-- Probably.. lets go..
**The Two leave the Lab heading towards the armory. The bloodsucker becomes visable and lays back down onto the table unziping his chest, releasing its organs into the bucket.**
Bloodsucker: Till Next time we meet Kid... Till next time.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Lol. God i need to get out more ;-;

[Silver Knight]

Seems like a Bloodsucker got a passive revenge for once, either that, or the guy is going insane :P