The Adventures of....

[Alex]

                     Shadow, the Traffic Cone, and Truck
                                                                    Staring
                                                                     Alex-Shadow
                                                                     SniperHunter-Traffic Cone
                                                                      SniperHunter-Truck
                                   Episode 1: The Beginning
*Shadow walks up to the DUTY base and stops next to the garage*
*Shadow starts to whistle*

Traffic Cone: Hello sir.
Shadow:Oh, hi there.
Traffic Cone: Whats your name?
Shadow: Shadow, yours?
Traffic Cone: My name is cone.
Traffic Cone: I direct traffic.
Shadow: Nice to meet you Cone.
 Traffic Cone nods
 Shadow extends his hand.
Shadow: Uhh...
Traffic Cone: Wait, I don't have a face. . . Nor a hand.
Traffic Cone laughs
Traffic Cone: Silly ol' me.
Shadow: Oh...well in that case...
Traffic Cone stares at the truck.
Traffic Cone yells out, '' OH HELL NO! ''
Traffic Cone yells out, '' YOU CANT GO HERE! ''
Traffic Cone yells out, '' NO! ''
Traffic Cone yells out, '' NO! ''
Traffic Cone yells out, '' STOP IT! ''
Truck: What?
Shadow yells out, '' YOU HEARD HIM! ''
Truck: What did I do to you?
 Truck honks the horn
Traffic Cone yells out, '' STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ''
Shadow yells out, '' HE SAID STOP!!! ''
Truck: What are you going to do? Run me over?
 Truck laughs like a maniac
 Shadow slashes the truck's tires.
Truck yells out, '' SON OF A BITCH! ''
Shadow yells out, '' HA! ''
Traffic Cone yells out, '' Kick his ass! ''
Shadow brings out a golf club.
Truck pops the hood
Truck pops off the radiator cap
Truck yells out, '' One more move and i'll burn ya! ''
 Shadow beats the truck with the golf club.
 Truck revs the engine
 Shadow ceases.
Truck yells out, '' STOP IT! ''
 Traffic Cone cries
Traffic Cone yells out, '' Why can't we be friends? ''
Shadow: It's ok.
 Shadow comforts the truck.
Traffic Cone yells out, '' LEAVE SHADOW ALONE! HES A HUMAN! ''
Shadow: I know.
Truck: Wait, we're not real. . . . How are we communicating?
Shadow: Lets go hire some mexicans to fix and clean you!
Traffic Cone: Damn freedom and their trippy weed.
Traffic Cone: We seem real to him.
Truck: Yeah, its kind of funny.
Shadow: Let's go AVDENTURE!!!
Truck: Im just a truck for christ sakes.



The unlikely companions head off into the forest to go on "Adventures."
Shadow is later found dead on the road in the DUTY base, having smoked some very bad weed.


Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode.

[Raidenator]

How is there going to be a next episode if you're dead?

...G-G-GH-GHOST!

[rawrmon]

USE THE FORCE, LUKE!

[Alex]

How is there going to be a next episode if you're dead?

...G-G-GH-GHOST!

If you only knew....well, you will know if I feel like posting it.

[sniperhunter]

How is there going to be a next episode if you're dead?

...G-G-GH-GHOST!

If you only knew....well, you will know if I feel like posting it.

That ghost buster one was kind of funny.

[Alex]

Just look at Blake trying to steal my thunder.