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14-06-2011 Last Edit: 14-06-2011 by Jake
actually no fuck it i fear a ban

just just look what i have from the time when i still played srp

Quote(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what am i gunna do? die?
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: this is complete bullshit
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": can you survive a shot in the head // -- me
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: no...nobody can
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": indeed
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: fuck you
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": lol
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: just fucking shoot me, assface, i have nothing to do anyways...
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": ok then
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": i didnt plan to, but if you wish
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: You didnt plan too? My ass
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what was I going to do?
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: whore

Quote(23:44) [Vladimir is of averag...] says "I -thought- I was sort of a.. recruit, trainee person now.."
(23:44) S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov says "Good job." // -- me
(23:44) S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov says "You have a real talent, keep it going."
(23:44) S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov says "You'll be a colonel soon, I heard."
(23:44) ** [Vladimir is of averag...] mumbles something

Quote(21:32) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: do we care about your mind here?If your trolling us,no such rp with you
(21:33) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": im not trolling you -- // me
(21:33) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": you're intolerant
(21:33) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": very
(21:33) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: good for you.now react on RP
(21:33) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: now
(21:33) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": im koed
(21:33) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": wat
(21:34) [SeemsStrong|Blond|Blu...] says "Vladimir,search for PDA"
(21:34) [21, Black hair, Blue ...] says "Allright"
(21:34) ** [21, Black hair, Blue ...] searches his Backback for a PDA
(21:35) ** Ivan "AA-Gun" doesn't have one.
(21:35) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: shit rp with you.thank you.
(21:35) [LOOC] Petrenko Shilov: How can you not have a PDA?
(21:35) ** [21, Black hair, Blue ...] looks i his Jacket
(21:36) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: Hes so special
(21:36) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: Ohh
(21:36) [LOOC] Kray: Yeah... That was worth Rp i ever seen in my life....
(21:36) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: Dont wanna waste my time on nothing
(21:36) [LOOC] Julia 'Arrow' Shuhtar: You have a choise :1 die over here,2 gtfo and forgot about our base
(21:37) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": too bad for you that i don't agree with STK
(21:37) [SeemsStrong|Blond|Blu...] says "Kray,vladimir,take him to the Tree...closest one"
(21:37) [SeemsStrong|Blond|Blu...] says "And be ready"
(21:37) [Bearded|Confused Easi...] says "What about me?"
(21:37) [SeemsStrong|Blond|Blu...] says "Uh.."
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Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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(21:51) ** S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov opens fire at Kranzer.
(21:51) ** [Behemoth|Massive|Type...] tries to toss Dice to the side
(21:51) ** [Behemoth|Massive|Type...] to climb up the wall.
(21:51) [LOOC] Kranzer: Wait sec
(21:51) [LOOC] Kranzer: Duty fagz
(21:51) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: React to my shots, rav
(21:52) [LOOC] Kranzer: I am dip shit
(21:52) [LOOC] Kranzer: So Stfu
(21:52) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: yes you are
(/) (21:52) Kranzer has kicked 'S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov' (Dont fuck with me).
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Dont fuck with me".
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : "Dont fuck with me".
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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Steam Name:Recrow
Steam ID:STEAM_0:1:24272531
Time with HGN:Longer than three months.
Time Roleplaying:Longer than three months.
Is English Your First Language?:No, my first language would be Dutch. But English is the first language I learned.
In Character Name:Jim van Breukelen
Backstory:Jim van Breukelen was just walking through the wasteland, just wandering around and scavaging untill he arrived at this small town. The sheriff in that town was looking for for a new deputy and Jim thought it was a good idea to sign up. The job payed well and wasn't that hard at all, just following orders of the sheriff. But then the McCrory's came taking the whole place over and Jim was again without work. He decided that it would be a smart idea to join the McCrory's
Family You are Applying For:The McCrory Family
Ethnicity:White
Age:14
Reason You want to Join this Family:Because my cousin is in the family and I like the idea of working in a sort if Irish family.
Reason Why the Family Should Accept Them:Because I can roleplay well and playing it serious.
Additional Comments:Thank you for you're time.

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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Federal Government: did you get FTP?
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: yea
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: idk how to do it
Federal Government: lold
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: if you tell me how I will upload
Federal Government: "derp lets give FTP access to someone who doesnt know how to use it"
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: ya gonna tell me how to put them in there or what?
Federal Government: download FTP client
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: file zilla/
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: ?
Federal Government: that works
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: k
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: im logged on
Federal Government: now upload the content
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: hmm..
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: im guessing..
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: i just put it in items...?\
Federal Government: put your stuff where it belongs
Federal Government: lol
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: idk...llol
Federal Government: the path
Federal Government: is the same
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: I klnow
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: but
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: I dont know where the stuff goes to be sold by traders
Federal Government: send me code of any suit
Federal Government: just copy it here
Federal Government: lol
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: let me get one
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: --[[
Name: "sh_bandit_merc.lua"
Product: "The Zone".
--]]

ITEM = openAura.item:New();
ITEM.base = "clothes_base";
ITEM.cost = 20000;
ITEM.name = "Mercenary Bandit outfit.";
ITEM.weight = 3.0;
ITEM.replacement = "models/srp/banditmerc.mdl";
ITEM.description = "A mercenary suit. Looks like its from a bandit.";
ITEM.business = true;


openAura.item:Register(ITEM);
Federal Government: mercenary suit. Looks like its from a bandit.
Federal Government: you aren't fit to write the descriptions
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: ok then
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: bye.
Federal Government: where you going
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: This is called the internet
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: I dont have to listen to your shit
[CRR.R]ChronX[IG]: Bye

Federal Government: this was actually edited a bit
Federal Government: but
Federal Government: you get the general thing
Federal Government: i g2g
Plunger: wait
Plunger: is he from Flash's RP?
Federal Government: yes
Federal Government: he's a retard
Plunger: Holy fuck
Plunger: He is dumb.
Plunger: I know to use FTP
Plunger: And I;ve never used it

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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(23:03) Ruslan Druzhilbov says "I still suggest you kill them." // me
(23:03) [LOOC] Ivan 'Raven' Trodnik: Jake ur such a noob
(23:03) [LOOC] Ivan 'Raven' Trodnik: Learn to RP
(23:03) [LOOC] Ivan 'Raven' Trodnik: 1. U dont know what NLR means
(23:03) [LOOC] 'Skully': Im not fucking Jake, Radek agreed with up now Stfu.
(23:03) [LOOC] Ruslan Druzhilbov: lol
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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(20:49) MPF-RCT.00100  says "<:: What happened?"
(20:49) MPF-UNION-DvL.40498 says "<:: Clamp the door."
** I start placing Combine barriers to "CLAMP" **
(20:50) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-DvL.40498: Jake...
(20:50) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-DvL.40498: remove this chit, stand in front of the door..
(20:50) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.00100 : That's blocking
(20:50) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.00100 : not clamping
(20:51) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-DvL.40498: shut up and do it.
(20:51) [LOOC] MPF-RCT.00100 : no u 
(20:51) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-DvL.40498: Whos the RCT and whos the DvL here?
(20:51) [LOOC] MPF-UNION-DvL.40498: Dont fuck with me.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

14-06-2011 #6 Last Edit: 14-06-2011 by Ravanger
Lol at jake for editing my part lol.

Actually I think that was real lol.

i wouldnt post unless it was true
thats the only reason i saved it lol

guns
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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Elder Alexander Veccici has used '/Event A SUITCASE IS NOTICED OUTSIDE THE WASTELANDER'S BASE'.
(01:00) A SUITCASE IS NOTICED OUTSIDE THE WASTELANDER'S BASE
(01:01) Somebody yells " GET BACK!"
(01:01) [A muscular soldier, h...] yells "Fuckin don't touch it!"
Gabriel Ferrand has used '/Y Stay back, let them get it.'.
Jerry Jefferson has used '/Y Get back from it!"'.
(01:01) [A muscular soldier, h...] yells "My city my rules!"
Gabriel Ferrand has used '/Y It could e a trab.'.
Elder Alexander Veccici has used '/Event THE SUITCASE EXPLODES'.
(01:01) THE SUITCASE EXPLODES
(01:01) [ADMIN] [5ft10|WornClothes|Sca...]: What.
Elder Alexander Veccici used the remover tool.
Elder Alexander Veccici removed nx_container
****+50 junk items fly out while the container explodes*****
****+50 junk items fly out while the container explodes*****
****+50 junk items fly out while the container explodes*****
Jerry Jefferson has used '/Y Oh shit!'.
(01:01) ** [A muscular soldier, h...] gets blown off the bridge.
(01:01) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': LOL.
*server crash*



|HGN-FOSA| Plunger: This isn't the first time
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: let me quote silver
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: PROMISING YOUNG ADMINS
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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(00:55) [LOOC] Prof. Anton Zaharov: you realize that I am OOC" "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Leviathan: You can't wander around OOC" "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Prof. Anton Zaharov: I can." "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Leviathan: It's IC. Tough lucj." "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Leviathan: *luck" "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Leviathan: Nope" "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Leviathan: Dont avoid" "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Leviathan: Or I'll fucking rape your face." "0.00
(00:55) [LOOC] Leviathan: Get back to RP" "0.00
(00:56) [LOOC] Leviathan: lol?" "0.00
(00:56) [LOOC] Leviathan: Get back" "0.00
(00:56) [LOOC] Leviathan: Fine" "0.00
(00:56) [LOOC] Leviathan: Nigger" "0.00
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Anyways you still my homie Jake, yo my first HGN buddy.

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|HGN-FOTO| 2077: hi
GamerHead: Umm WTF I was a raider and went and fired wildly STM'ing romka was STKing
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: STMing?
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: i don't think so
GamerHead: I KNOW S I DIDN"T SHOOT ANYONE ROMKA DID!
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: you actually hit many times from what i saw
GamerHead: Because when Romka shot them they started shooting me thinking it was me so I fired back.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: you must announce any fights.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: I was doing an event for them.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: you must tell me so they can react to your shots
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: and i would /event your shots
GamerHead: I did announce it I /me'd it.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: no you didn't announce the fight.
GamerHead: In thier direction so they could see it.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: Gamer they can't hear your /mes
GamerHead: Okay I will show you what I said.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: no
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: gamer
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: it doesn't matter
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: because you had tell THEM or me
GamerHead: THEY CAN HEAR A /ME IF ITS AT THEM I WAS CLEARLY SHOOT TO MISSING
GamerHead: ** Crash begins to run toward the wasters screaming and firing wildly
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: no
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: they can't hear the /me
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: and don't even use caps
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: or i won't even bother arguing
GamerHead: Whatever silver will hear about this.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: what is he going to do about it
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: ?
GamerHead: Remove your admin for wrongful ban.
GamerHead: Good day sir.
GamerHead: [estonian]go fuck yourself dickhead
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: yes i can understand what that means
GamerHead: V
GamerHead: You speak estonian?
GamerHead: [estonian] suck my dick
GamerHead: [estonian] what does it mean then?



Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: Post screenshots of minges on HL2RP to make it look bad again you will be banned from the forums, also nice way to how great of a TO you are.
|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: The Fallout Administration staff amazes me once again
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: sharrock
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: it's not an advert thread
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: stop flipping shit
|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: Don't try to pull that shit then play dumb.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: "play dumb"
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: Please don't make me laugh
|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: Alright, keep acting like that.
|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: I see it again, you will recieve a ban, end of discussion
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: do you really want someone banned for sharing?
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: really sharrock
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: you're not in power to decide that.
|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: Actually I am when its in my section.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: that is a rather dictator-like decision.
|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: Call it how you want, my point still stands.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: you don't have a point
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: lol
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: and you completely misunderstood my post.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: you removed it?
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: how pathetic
|HGN-HLSV| Sharrock: What a great TO you are, Fallout admins never cease to amaze me.
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: thank you for your compliment, good sir
http://img687.imageshack.us/g/rpc18v10000y.jpg/
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

damn, that huge wall of text...oh wait you removed it.

Quote from: Chrono on 14-06-2011
damn, that huge wall of text...oh wait you removed it.

ill probably post it again

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

ballad of knife_cz


Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

duty dicking around


Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

14-06-2011 #17 Last Edit: 14-06-2011 by Jake
typical srp player and also 1st january
and dragon right before he pked himself
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

spade's escapades

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

my latest adventure
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

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** 'Asshole' attempts to use his rifle to knock out the stalker.Using the butt of it
[LOOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: Lol,you jake telling me to stop avoiding rp?
[LOOC] 'Asshole': Stop building freedom
[LOOC] 'Asshole': Its not your base
[LOOC] 'Troll': stop trying to avoid rp
[LOOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: Always same tactic
[LOOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: And you jake should piss of,2 weeks you didnt joinedl
[LOOC] 'Troll': no
[LOOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: To dont lose your groza
[LOOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: So piss of your freakin rp avoider
[LOOC] 'Troll': time to rp knife
** 'Troll' aims at him
** 'Asshole' grabs the unconsious stalker, Dragging him along
[LOOC] 'Troll': time to rp knife
[LOOC] 'Asshole': ^
[LOOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: Maybe,but not with you
[LOOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: Just jake,stop being mad
[LOOC] 'Troll': nice rp avoid
[LOOC] 'Troll': stop
[LOOC] 'Asshole': Kill him. To msays
(o) [OOC] 'Troll': thy, knife is minging
(o) [OOC] Dimitri Braveheart: Wow, this map is literally the biggest i've ever seen haha
(o) [OOC] Alexsi Kharkov: Oh Snap.
[LOOC] 'Asshole': You can shoot avoiders.
(/) [OOC] 'Asshole': Thy, Knife is lolrunning from rp.
(o) [OOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: i wont rp with you again.
(*) [OOC] Razor: GO kill him then. I dont care, im busy
(o) [OOC] 'Troll': OK
(o) [OOC] Andre 'knife' Petrojvic: Jake is just trying to revenge.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

14-06-2011 #23 Last Edit: 14-06-2011 by Spades_Neil
Quote from: Jake on 14-06-2011
spade's escapades



Oh, so that's how many hours I accidentally myself for.



Only 7 years left to go.

Or until Exile fixes it. Somehow.

that's about it
the screenshots i made from 2003-2009 are broken
this is sad
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway