The Misadventures of OrangeReal, The Farm Boy

[Frostee]

Chapter 1: The Mystery of the Missing Condom

      It was an eerie night at the barn for OrangeReal, the farm boy. OrangeReal was a simple boy, who liked to play with all the animals when his parents were asleep. One night, OrangeReal sneaked into the chicken pen, where Darkzerxx the Chicken had his lair. When OrangeReal went play with Darkzerxx the Chicken, he realized he lost his special condom, the one he uses for every playtime. OrangeReal became so pissed off, he jizzed all over Darkzerxx the chicken's beak, in which made Darkzerxx happy. So OrangeReal searched all over the farm, and all of a sudden he heard this noise coming from the basement of the farm house. OrangeReal went down into the basement to find the crazy old coot, Thanatos, raping a very large rat. OrangeReal became enraged, and used his power to have super jizz and shot it at Thanatos. Thanatos saw the attack, but he wanted that load in his face. When the load hit Thanatos, he was slammed against the wall and died in a pile of sperm. OrangeReal went over and took his special condom off of Thanatos. When OrangeReal went back to his wonderful chicken, Darkzerxx. But, Darkzerxx the chicken was gone. OrangeReal ran all over the farm again, but found nothing. Just then, OrangeReal saw a prints of a turkey. OrangeReal knew who it was. The turkey was known as Turk the Turkey...

To be continued in Chapter 2

[Frostee]

Chapter 2: Turk the Turkey Meets the Double Barrel

      OrangeReal decided that the best way to attract Turk the Turkey, was with a trap. The trap consisted of a large box, a stick, some berries, and a dildo. OrangeReal waited for hours, and still no sign of Turk the Turkey and Darkzerxx the Chicken. Off in the distance a truck, shaped like a giant bridge troll, came hauling ass towards the trap. OrangeReal quickly got out of the way of the truck. Instead of the truck ramming the trap, the truck stopped, and out came Turk the Turkey. Turk the Turkey examined the trap by humping the box vigorously, but stopped and spotted the planted dildo. This dildo was pink, and vibrated. Turk the Turkey went to grab it, but the box fell right on him. OrangeReal quickly ran over to the farm house to grab his father, Buck. Buck knew how to deal with Turk the Turkey, so Buck grabbed his double barrel and went over to put it down. Once at the box, Buck dropped his pants and fired his odd looking double barrel, which contained white, sticky acid, at the box that held Turk the Turkey. Turk the Turkey became engulfed by the acid, but enjoyed it at the same time. Buck pulled his pants back up, and went back to the farm house, where he would practice firing his double barrel. OrangeReal quickly went over to Turk the Turkey's truck, and opened the back doors of the truck. Inside the truck, was a note. The note read:

     "If you are reading this OrangeReal, that means I am dead. If you ever want to see Darkzerxx the Chicken, you must talk to Gold the Penguin. Gold the Penguin is the biggest faggot you could ever meet. He is considered a lolbandit from where he comes from, where he would dress up like a bandit and rob people with his cheap man purse. He is located under your farm, 1000 miles deep. Bye asshole."

To be continued in Chapter 3.

[Frostee]

Reserved for Chapter 3

[OrangeReal]

Oh dear....
Someone has leaked secret information about me.

[darkzerxx]

Bitch get diz ownz!

[Cutch]

Since I'm a pro at this, I'm going to give you advice.

Expand your fucking storyline. Less child comedy more inside jokes.

DO IT NOW!

[deluxulous]

FUCK ME I DROPPED MY GODDAMN BABY

[Frostee]

Added Chapter 2

[Turkey]

Since I'm a pro at this, I'm going to give you advice.

Expand your fucking storyline. Less child comedy more inside jokes.

DO IT NOW!

this.

this story is another attempt to be cutch, you join the party with hessen, GG

[deluxulous]

and then a skeleton popped out

[Duranblackraven]

Since I'm a pro at this, I'm going to give you advice.

Expand your fucking storyline. Less child comedy more inside jokes.

DO IT NOW!

this.

this story is another attempt to be cutch, you join the party with hessen, GG

^ pretty much.

[Frostee]

Since I'm a pro at this, I'm going to give you advice.

Expand your fucking storyline. Less child comedy more inside jokes.

DO IT NOW!

this.

this story is another attempt to be cutch, you join the party with hessen, GG

Nah, I just did it to make OrangReal feel bad.

[Cutch]

This makes him feel good. He is an attention whore.

[Ravanger]

[OrangeReal]

This makes him feel good. He is an attention whore.

Problem, Cutch?

[GeneralGold]

Gold the Penguin is the biggest faggot you could ever meet. He is considered a lolbandit from where he comes from, where he would dress up like a bandit and rob people with his cheap man purse

Damn right, and I get richer and richer every day.

[Cutch]

This makes him feel good. He is an attention whore.

Problem, Cutch?

Not here, OrangePeel