What if S.T.A.L.K.E.R games were more like SRP?

Started by Knife_cz, 27-09-2012

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Khorn

Quote from: knife_cz on 28-09-2012
53) If you somehow get captured by Military, they will most likely torture you like sadists instead of putting a bullet inside your head.

I remember how they burnt me alive once. It was on...urghhh Redemption I belive. Heh.


54) A new important perk in the game : you can have companions.

I recall how they beat the shit out of me and dropped me off a roof of a warehouse.

54) b) Your companions are actually bandits planning to rob you later. Then each other. They will kill you regardless though.

Locke

55) If you attempt you join a faction you must go through a considerable amount of paperwork.

Corocan

56) Throwing money at Silver will result in magically obtained Grozas and Exo suits.
57) You will never see anyone because no-one is ever on.

Gonztah

58. If you're using makarov you might as well use your bare hands because people can suddenly take several 9x18 rounds to the torso, also a crowbar does even more damage than a makarov for some reason.
59. Somehow even if you are hit your light kevlar vest will stop that AK round and you won't feel any pain or even stumble.
60. Occasionally every stalker gets together to drive around the Zone for the magical gods to give them gear.
61. Even small amounts of radiation kill you in under five minutes.
62. Factions don't actually fight because they might lose their gear. Military is an exception because they have infinite hinds.

INA7HAN

59) Sewers and undergrounds are a walk in the park due to inactivity of mutants.



SRP: Nicolai 'Thunder' Lagunov - Loner - Alive

Knife_cz

64) From time to time you meet a stalker named 'sdsadsadsa dsfkfsefesfef'

(Counting INA7HAN's post as 63)


INA7HAN

Quote from: knife_cz on 29-09-2012
64) From time to time you meet a stalker named 'sdsadsadsa dsfkfsefesfef'

(Counting INA7HAN's post as 63)
65) INA7HAN can't read/count



SRP: Nicolai 'Thunder' Lagunov - Loner - Alive

jaik

Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 28-09-2012
55) If you attempt you join a faction you must go through a considerable amount of paperwork.

randomly appearing locke out of the blue grave
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Knife_cz

#33
66) You can breath under water.
67) If you were Trenchcoat, you are automatically bandit. If you wear merc suit - you are mercenary. Therefore if you wear Freedom suit in SoC, you will get shot by DUTY : ( ).


Tom

68) slaves happen, and everyone tries to be a white knight. -everyone- (except military they liked slave operations for some reason)
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

INA7HAN




SRP: Nicolai 'Thunder' Lagunov - Loner - Alive

Frostee

Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...

Lent23

Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"

nKe

71) Exoskeleton frame somehow makes your old suit almost bulletproof.

INA7HAN

72) If you don't own 3-4 other games loosly related to the game you will get ERRORS and purple and black checked textures



SRP: Nicolai 'Thunder' Lagunov - Loner - Alive

lolKieck

Quote from: Lent23 on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty

also dont locke this thread please
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Otto


SGT-Spartans

Quote from: lolKieck on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty

also dont locke this thread please


You forgot Duty hasn't existed for a good year.
SRP chars:
Vasilli 'Vasoline' Nikolaev - Freedom - Alive
Aleksey Ipanov - Spooky Trenchcoat Man - Alive
'Pale' - Bloodsucker - Alive


Knife_cz

#43
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 29-09-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty

also dont locke this thread please


You forgot Duty hasn't existed for a good year.
Jeez its not bashing the HGN server, its just for fun - and it is interesting to see what people come up with, what they remind of from our srp server. It is a 'forum game' for a reason.
And, hey just try to imagine how STALKER games would look with the srp perks :D .
Quote from: INA7HAN on 29-09-2012
69) All females are whores (TnB)
This is HGN, not TnB. Don't talk about their server.


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73) You can no longer obtain Faction suits from faction traders.


Tom

74) Every once in a while everyone stops and their minds telepathically argue about stupid fucking shit, during this time people usually hop around and spin randomly.
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

nKe

75) After dying and respawning, you need to pretent that you got no idea how you died.

Lent23

76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely powerful they are and how much they cost.
"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"

Knife_cz

Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely powerful they are and how much they cost.

No.
Trench Coat for the same price (5000) gave around 17% protection when mercenary suit for the same price gave around 8%.


lolKieck

Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
newbie
I'll fix this for you
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Lent23

#49
Quote from: lolKieck on 30-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
newbie
I'll fix this for you
In current SRP, Mercenary suits (Even Recon) are more protective and cost more than the STALKER Sunrise Suits.

S'cuse me whilst I...

Recon Mercenary Suit - 30% - 9 KG - Estimated sale price of 24,000 RU

Sunrise Suit - 30% - 7 KG - Estimated sale price of 18,000 RU

... There.

What am I, stupid? The mercenary equipment overload is something I wanted to avoid, hence their distribution only to the higher-tier trading levels and price/weight jump in comparison to other options.



"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"