What if S.T.A.L.K.E.R games were more like SRP?

[Khorn]

53) If you somehow get captured by Military, they will most likely torture you like sadists instead of putting a bullet inside your head.

I remember how they burnt me alive once. It was on...urghhh Redemption I belive. Heh.


54) A new important perk in the game : you can have companions.

I recall how they beat the shit out of me and dropped me off a roof of a warehouse.

54) b) Your companions are actually bandits planning to rob you later. Then each other. They will kill you regardless though.

[Locke]

55) If you attempt you join a faction you must go through a considerable amount of paperwork.

[Corocan]

56) Throwing money at Silver will result in magically obtained Grozas and Exo suits.
57) You will never see anyone because no-one is ever on.

[Gonztah]

58. If you're using makarov you might as well use your bare hands because people can suddenly take several 9x18 rounds to the torso, also a crowbar does even more damage than a makarov for some reason.
59. Somehow even if you are hit your light kevlar vest will stop that AK round and you won't feel any pain or even stumble.
60. Occasionally every stalker gets together to drive around the Zone for the magical gods to give them gear.
61. Even small amounts of radiation kill you in under five minutes.
62. Factions don't actually fight because they might lose their gear. Military is an exception because they have infinite hinds.

[INA7HAN]

59) Sewers and undergrounds are a walk in the park due to inactivity of mutants.

[Knife_cz]

64) From time to time you meet a stalker named 'sdsadsadsa dsfkfsefesfef'

(Counting INA7HAN's post as 63)

[INA7HAN]

64) From time to time you meet a stalker named 'sdsadsadsa dsfkfsefesfef'

(Counting INA7HAN's post as 63)

65) INA7HAN can't read/count

[jaik]

55) If you attempt you join a faction you must go through a considerable amount of paperwork.

randomly appearing locke out of the blue grave

[Knife_cz]

66) You can breath under water.
67) If you were Trenchcoat, you are automatically bandit. If you wear merc suit - you are mercenary. Therefore if you wear Freedom suit in SoC, you will get shot by DUTY : ( ).

[Tom]

68) slaves happen, and everyone tries to be a white knight. -everyone- (except military they liked slave operations for some reason)

[INA7HAN]

69) All females are whores (TnB)

[Frostee]

Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...

[Lent23]

Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...

Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police

[nKe]

71) Exoskeleton frame somehow makes your old suit almost bulletproof.

[INA7HAN]

72) If you don't own 3-4 other games loosly related to the game you will get ERRORS and purple and black checked textures

[lolKieck]

Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...

Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police

you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty

also dont locke this thread please

[Otto]

i see what you did there

[SGT-Spartans]

Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...

Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police

you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty

also dont locke this thread please

You forgot Duty hasn't existed for a good year.

[Knife_cz]

Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...

Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police

you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty

also dont locke this thread please

You forgot Duty hasn't existed for a good year.

Jeez its not bashing the HGN server, its just for fun - and it is interesting to see what people come up with, what they remind of from our srp server. It is a 'forum game' for a reason.
And, hey just try to imagine how STALKER games would look with the srp perks :D .

69) All females are whores (TnB)

This is HGN, not TnB. Don't talk about their server.


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73) You can no longer obtain Faction suits from faction traders.

[Tom]

74) Every once in a while everyone stops and their minds telepathically argue about stupid fucking shit, during this time people usually hop around and spin randomly.

[nKe]

75) After dying and respawning, you need to pretent that you got no idea how you died.

[Lent23]

76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely powerful they are and how much they cost.

[Knife_cz]

      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely powerful they are and how much they cost.

No.
Trench Coat for the same price (5000) gave around 17% protection when mercenary suit for the same price gave around 8%.

[lolKieck]

76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.

newbie
I'll fix this for you

[Lent23]

76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
      b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.

newbie
I'll fix this for you

In current SRP, Mercenary suits (Even Recon) are more protective and cost more than the STALKER Sunrise Suits.

S'cuse me whilst I...

Recon Mercenary Suit - 30% - 9 KG - Estimated sale price of 24,000 RU

Sunrise Suit - 30% - 7 KG - Estimated sale price of 18,000 RU

... There.

What am I, stupid? The mercenary equipment overload is something I wanted to avoid, hence their distribution only to the higher-tier trading levels and price/weight jump in comparison to other options.