Well some faggot deleted the last thread, and is now banned, anyway
The rules are simple
You answer the person above, then you state your own two choices.
Ill start.
Here we go !
Burgers Or Hotdogs?
Burgers
Cold or radioactive?
cold EKKK MUTATATIONS
What would you vs, a lion or a bear?
Bear, I've always wanted a nice bear pelt rug.
Monopoly or Battleship?
Monopoly
Farcry or Crysis?
Crysis (Graaaaphiiiiiiiiiiiiics and PHYYYYYSIIIIIIIIIIICS)
Harry Potter of Pirates of the Caribean?
Pirates
Tank or Deathbot?
Tank
Vampires Or Werewolves?
Werewolf
Flesh wound or fresh cola ?
Flesh Wound
Jack in the Crack or McMaggots?
Quote from: MajorFluffy: 5th fleet Flesh Wound
Jack in the Crack or McMaggots?
Er.... McMaggots?
Warcraft 3 or Dawn Of War?
DAWN OF WAR !
nude picture of you in the internet or beeing fucked from a horse! xD
Quote from: Biocrack DAWN OF WAR !
nude picture of you in the internet or beeing fucked from a horse! xD
heh.... horse i guess.. cause that would be short term >.> SICCCCCCCKKKKK
NOT AGAIN!!! THERES NOTHING FOR ME TO PICK!!!!
*Fluffy goes into cardiac arrest*
Nerds or Major fluffy ?
Major Fluffy :D
Tits or Ass?
Tits, What kind of ass are we talking about?
Penis or Vagina?
aaa....hard question....i will go with vagina...no wait....bah...Penis ?
Sex or porn ?
Quote from: itsjustguy aaa....hard question....i will go with vagina...no wait....bah...Penis ?
Sex or porn ?
Sex
Popcorn or Chocolate
Chocolate
Vote or Die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ8UoB9hhbY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ8UoB9hhbY&feature=related)
DIE !!!....i am sooo emo lol
Your Mom or Dad
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Thoughy
Umm, Thoughy i guess.
Morriwind or Oblivion?
Oblivion was....but morrowind was better
Cats or Dogs
At the risk of being labeld a furry...Dogs
STFU or GTFO
err....uhm....STFU../You forgot to add "Tits or GTFO" XD
Bottle to face or nuts ?
Bottle to Face
-i like pain in any sort xD (joking)-
Chuck Norris or Mac Gyver
haha really hard question xD
Omg thats a thoughy....Well Mac Gyver had a Cofin Jet ski....But Chuck has another fist under hes chin....
CHUCK NORRIS !
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Scrubs or Dr.House
SCRUBS !!!!!!
HGN or TnB xD
okay i know what the next guy choose xD
TnB
Pistachios or Peanuts?
Nooo...the infinite question. Sorry but i will go with TnB
This or that ? ^
Peanuts i hate Pistachios
Traitor Akira or Loyal Hgn member ? xD
Akira
Gay Fat Furry Fag Cloud or Even Gayer Fater Furrier Fag Jan
no comment ......
Theres a Secret "Akira is a faggot" so i pick it.
JD or Ted From scrubs
Batman
Suck My Dick or Die
Hello, ready to die
Sickness or hes avatar
Sickness
Mint or Catnip ?
If i would be cat i would say catnip...the legal drugs.
Physics or Math (Nerdy question but its obvious whats more fun)
Physics
World of Warcraft or Runescape
Both fuck ups.. hmm Runescape
SOC or Clear Sky ?
Clear sky (less BugS)
Kirill or Rohok or they both suck dicks in hell
Quote from: itsjustguy Clear sky (less BugS)
Kirill or Rohok or they both suck dicks in hell
"Less bugs?" I LAUGH AT YOU.
Uh, Kiril since i dont know Rohok
/b/ or /gif/?
/b/
and rofl kirill is a dumbass flame kid who stole our scripts
Squirrel or Porn xD
Squirrel....if ya know what i mean...
Uve Boll or Michael bay
uhm don?t know what ya mean and i don?t know both people so i random choose
uhmm Michael Bay cause my uncles name is Michael >.>
Barack Obahma or Hitler ? xDDDD
Dude....not cool....
CSS or TF2
CSS
uhm Paris Hilton or Your computer xD
My computer is smarter and prettier then her.
Me or a waffle cake (?)
Waffles
CS:S or CS 1.6
CS 1.6
Comedy or Action
Comedii.
paper clip or staples.
Staples.
Shadow of Chernobyl or Clear Sky?
We did that already.SoC
Fish sticks or Gay fish
Fish Sticks from Iglu :3
8 (the symetry number!) or 2 (fucking no symetry !)
2?
My dick in your ass or my nuts in your mouth (No biting!)
Quote from: Biocrack uhm don?t know what ya mean and i don?t know both people so i random choose
uhmm Michael Bay cause my uncles name is Michael >.>
Barack Obahma or Hitler ? xDDDD
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MIEN FUHRER!Hiter is the greatest man to have ever lived, but for the wrong reasons. He got Germany into work. Ripped up the treaty of versailles. Invaded France, Poland, Russia etc. Yeah he got his asswhiped by the Brittish. (America joined the fight half way through so it doesnt cout tyvm) But yeah. He was the greatest man to live. ;)
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You lost the game, your suppose to answer the last poster, not look at questions before. Ill go again:
My dick in your ass or my nuts in your mouth (No biting!)
i hate you sooo much.
My dick in your ass XD owned
A-Team or MacGyver
A-team
and uhm blake failed ....
red or blue ?
red
N00bs or Minges
N00bs.
Cakes or Fairy Cakes?
If the fairy cake flies then cakes
Niko (gta4) or Cloud(Gta3)
Niko
No, not because he's Eastern Euro, but because he's got the looks of the guy from 'Behind Enemy Lines'
SUPERHERO TEIM LOLOLOL
Venom or Punisher?
Punisher
Graphics or Gameplay
Gameplay.
Vodka or beer?
Vodka
Penumbra or Silent Hill?
Never played either (fully), but I did play a SH demo, and that was fun.
tl;dr: Silent Hill
'1984' or 'Brave New World?'
brave new world ?
MGS 4 or MGS 3
I choose the secret answer , MGS1
(Movie)
Resident evil or dawn of the dead
Resident Evil
You like Sickness or You hate Sickness
like
WoW or MMORPG?
WoW
My Signature, or MajorFluffy's Signature (I made his ;D)
Your Signature :V.
Stalker -Shadow of Cheryonbl or Stalker-Clear Sky?
Already been done. SoC.
Korean War or Vietnam War?
Vietnam,lol
Furry or mingebag?
Furry idk
Have one testicle for the rest of your life, you can't get any replacements or anything. OR be blind for the rest of your life, this means you can't cure your blindness.
One testacle.
Being blind is horrible.
Would you rather get herpes, or Aids?
Both
Rawr
Herpes
stalkerredux or gm_construct?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.Redux with larger and less laggyness.
Tits or Fast car?
Fast car
^ sell it
Buy tits
Skype or MSN?
Skype.
Daft Punk or Justice?
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Skype.
Daft Punk or Justice?
Daft Punks
GTA 4 or Gta other series ?
GTA 4
Roflcopters or Lmaoplanes?
Gtfotank rules...but il have to go with Lmaoplanes.
Have SK horrble raped on mic by a giant tentical monster or have an orgasam that would never end (even after death)
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Note hes in vent and everyone can hear it.
Borov.
Picture of you with a nice car or picture of you with hot girl? (dunno where i get this shizzel :tt2: )
Girls are easy to get so Ill go with a nice car.
BMW M3 or Mercedes SLR
I personally would go for the looks, which is BMW M3, but for speed, I would go for the SLR.
"Cant look all over, but you'll never find. She is mine, because I provide"
M3 cool gangster car xD
Schuelervz or Pennervz
muahahahahahha you can´t know it they´re german sites xD
Scguelervz Cus it sounds sexy..
Five dicks up your ass?.. Or one big Horse Cawk Up Your arse?
Umm... Horse?
Soldier or Warrior?
Warrior
Who is better admin, think wisely on this one...
Sickness or Locke
Never saw you or Locke "admining"
so.....
ehmmm....errr..........uh.....ummm....
Locke
Homo or Lesbian?
// WHAT HAVE I STARTED!!!!
No...what has SILVERKNIGHT started
Games or Life ?
GAMES
Half life 2 or half life 1?
Half-life 1
Its retro
Box or Basket?
Box.
Fallout 3 or Farcry 2?
Fall out 3
The most hated bitch in community:
Rohok or Connor?
Connor
Half-Life Series or Halo series?
Dont label me a fanboy but HL.
Warcraft or Command and Conqer
asdddddddddd
.rar
Sickness or Deathcon
Sickness?
Cremation or Burial?
Thats a tough one..
Worms and bugs eating your corpse.. or fried like chicken... hmm...
Buried i guess... heh...
Left 4 Dead or Zombie Panic?
Easy. Left 4 Dead.
Sword or bow?
Bow.
DooM or Quake?
Doom
AVG or Avast?
None they both suck.
Tv or Console
Tv
Purple or cyan?
Purple FTW
Peanut or Walnut in your eye?
Peanut. Smaller.
Troll or 10 year old?
troll
silver or deathcon
WHAT THE BUTTERFUDGE!?!?!? NOTHING TO PICK!!!
WHAT DO I DO!!!
*Major Fluffy Asplodes*
I pick... Silvcon.
Would you rather die like this :Disintegrating-Soldier: :rocketman: or like this :2guns: :Dying-Soldier:?
Left
Technology Or Super Mecha?
Super Mecha.
PB and J or Ham and Cheese sandwich?
Ham and Cheese sandwich... no idea what a PB and J is...
OL or 2009 mod for stalker?
OL :P And a PB and J is a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich (O.o)
Lol. Knights or Archers
Knights, attacking from afar is cowardly.
Hannibal of Carthage or Alexander the Great of Rome?
Alexander because owning the entire known world at age 33 is the definition of badass.
Snork or Bloodsucker?
Snork.
DUTY or Freedom?
Duty
Linux or Mac?
Linux
Canon or Nikon?
Canon, never really heard of the other one...
StarBucks or Costa?
Alexander teh Pooner of Room
Getting Perma banned from HGN, or Never use a gun in STALKER RP.
Never use a gun, you could be a trader or something and not need one and still RP. Or be a poor loner like me who can't seem to land a job or gun and still RP. Being banned sort of prevents all that.
Chicken or Steak?
Alexander wasn't the great of rome(he wasnt even roman he was macedon.).He was just Alexander the Great.
But i will go with Alexander since he was a bi-sexual (no i am not gay.) P.S Hannibal was a idiot.Since who takes elephants over the hills ?
since we talk about history.
Who are more of the same ?
Romans or Jap's ? or Greek's andFrench ?
(Brutality (look up japanses TV shows on youtube) or Culture.
Chicken.. no really fond of steak...
Zombie Panic or Zombie Master?
Anal Panic
Silvers Sig or mine >.>
Yours.
Rock or hip-hop?
Rock
Gasmask or Plague?
Gasmask, why the hell would anyone WANT plague?
AK74 or AR15
AR15 hehehehe
Skype or Ts or Ventrilo ?
TS
Lol or OMG
OMG
Anonymous or Mysterious?
Anonymous
America or Australia?
I pick the choice that starts with A
Superman or Batman
Batman, Have you seen Arkham Asylum!
Billy Mays or Vince
Vince, his commercials are more shitty.
HL2 RP or Stalker RP?
HL2 RP
SA-MP OR MTA
MTA
Crossfire or Combat arms?
Combat Arms
Pie or Cake.
The cake is a lie, so pie
Counterstrike or Counterstrike:Source
Counter-Strike 1.6
Chernobyl Shadows, or Armored Union
I'll go for CS too then lol
Acer or Alien
Alien
u or b
Quote from: Biocrack OMG
u or b
Spy be sappin my choice
B for the win
Spy or Engineer
Engineer i hate background actions
Heavy or demo ?
Heavy CRY SOME MORE!!!!
Darkrp or stalkerrp.
DAR....STALKER RP
Are youGay or lesbian?
Lesbian, their hot.
AU or CS
dark rp cuz i mngie a lot
Me or Jman :P
You.
Little Light speck? Or Huge Explosion?
huge explosion
Traps or Gays
Traps
Swine flu or Undead Horde
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Traps
Swine flu or Undead Horde
Undead horde, for lulz.
Being shot in the forehead or being shot the back of the head?
Back
Getting Rick Rolled or Lemon Party
rick roll
Mexican or Black?
(Sorry locke and sniper)
Black
Ali G or Borat
Borat?
Love or Sex?
sex
Pokemom or Cloverfield ?
cloverfield... both were boring... lol
Samsung or Vodafone?
Uhhhh Vodafon? Samsung's phones break fastly
SilverKnight or SilverGoblin?
Samsung
The Haunted or BFH
The haunted.
FC Bayern(Munich's FC) or Arsenal?
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The haunted.
FC Bayern(Munich's FC) or Arsenal?
Arsenal
Vodka or Tequila?
Vodka. Tequila tastes like rubbing alcohol and gasoline.
HK 417 or SCAR H?
SCAR-H
iPod or Anything but iPod?
Gay or Dead?
Gay. Theres a use with your life still.
Being butt hurt or being slapped?
Slapped
Unlimited ammounts of money or Dirt poor but you have superpowers
Money, I can buy research and gain superpowers :D
Grenade or Mine?
Grenade , because mines only injure you and it causes that you loose bodyparts.
Love or 50 Games on you STEAM?
Love, I already have the other choice lol.
Killing Floor or Left 4 Dead?
Killing Floor (i like something new)
Xbox 360 or PS3
Xbox360 - As i heared it was better.
Calories or sport?
Sport.
Transvestite or Hermaphrodite?
Hermaphrodite.
(A meat cleaver fixes everything)
AMD CPU or Intel CPU?
AMD.
Apples or banaybays?
Ooples. (I hate banoonoos.)
Fedora or top hat?
Fedora.
Ice tea, or regular tea?
Regular.
Real Life or Game Life?
Game Life :P
WoW closed beta or Crussaria
Crussaria. Too lazy to download WoW.
Ness Tea or Sprite.
Sprite
bible fight or penis fight?
Bible Fight
Lick a hobo's underwear or have sex with Kermit The Frog>?
Sex with Kermit.
Pokemon Online or World of Fagcraft?
Dickhead
Bisexual or Gay.
bisexual. you still get pussy.
Starcraft 2, or Diablo III?
DIABLO 3 BISH!
World of Warcraft with a new expansion, or Diablo 3? :P I stole yours.
Diablo III. WoW expansions only add more innaccuracies to the Warcraft Universe >_<
EDIT: Whoops. Forgot mine
killed by Italian Mafia or killed by Russian Mafia?
Russian Mafia. They rock.
STALKER Call of Pripryat(or what ever its called) or Sims 3?
Call of Pripyat, I didn't hear too good of S3
Woodland or Desert camo?
Woodland. Woodland = Jungle. More cool animals in jungle.
Domo the mattress or Domo the HGN member? :P
Domo HGN member AKA Shellshock xD I actually got this username off that weirdo Japanese thing.
Speaking of Asia...
Captured by North Korea, or captured by China?
China.
Fuck guys you can't answer eachother's questions! Common get a life postwhores!
Ban Domo or Ban Ness Tea
ban you. raeg harder
5 year-old gamers or abusive admins?
5 YAER ODL GAMERZ CUZ IM ONE!
Dark RP, or Taco.
Dark Rp
NeoHazard Or SniperHunter
SniperHunter
Have 18 babys? or all hairs on body plucked?
Hairs plucked.
Swimming in a public park lake or hiking in a landfill?
Uhhhhh i guess i would better choose field as these public lakes are dirty as hell coz of bums washing there.
Get drunk or get punk?
Get Drunk.
You feel better after. :P
Die by being burned alive by fire or die by getting shot everywhere on your body, except your main organs / head.
Getting shot everywhere, I would bleed out quicker.
Hermaphrodite sex or Tranny sex?
Hermaphrodite. I don't know why.
Random seizures every hour or no arms.
random seizure. Hilarious if caught on tape. No arms = no pc
Chocolate or vanilla
Vanilla it's tasty.
Spend you evening in the club or at home?
at home. i have no life lolwut
LESSER OF TWO EVILS TIME:
50 cent (fgt) or Souja Boy (fgt)
50 cent. At least he has guns.
Fighting zombies with a sword, or fighting zombies with a gun with two clips.
Sword. Medieval is the way to go.
I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fucka lie sing fuck a loo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
- From Tenacious D, Kickapoo
Okay
Tenacious D or Jonas Brothers. Lawl I know the answer.
Jonas brothas!...
Ness tea! or Creeding!
Ness Tea it's tasty.
House or Island without a house.
House. Because it's got all my stuff in it :D
Wetlands or Duskwood?
Wetlands. It is closer to civilization.
19Yearoldlesbian or Suto? Lololooolllololo
Suto. you should of chose me!
Helguast or Combine
HELGUAST!
Creeding or Bob Saget?
Bob Saget.
Feels good man? or FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
Mind fuck or skull fuck?
asddddddddddddddddddd
shitty mod.
cats or dawgs
Dawgs my man.
Fallout 3 or Random text.
Fallout 3
Zelda or Pokemon?
Zelda.
DDR or Guitar Hero on crack?
Quote from: Zaki on 13-06-2009
Zelda.
DDR or Guitar Hero on crack?
GH on crack. (No difference?)
hot soup on tongue or staring at zaki's sig for 5 mins
Personally, I like optical illusions.
Let's expose some people here...
System of a Down or Linkin Park?
Linkin Park
Super Bad or The Hang Over.
Super Bad
Epic win for you? Or Epic fail for them.
They are one and the same.... but Epic Win for Me.
Also, Zaki has been exposed. Emo/Scenekid who enjoys shitty music that takes no talent to produce.
Discovery Channel or MTV?
Discovery. They've got guns
Eddie(Iron Maiden) or Vic Rattlehead(Megadeth)?
EDDIE
Metallica or Hello Kitty Avengers?
My hate for Metallica knows no bounds. I would exhaust all options before listening to them.
Watching movies at home, or going to the movie theater? (and why)
Watching movies at home
Uranium or Plutonium
Uranium = Bombs
World of Warcraft or the good ol' Guild Wars?
I'd say WoW, since guild wars has a shit name :D
Freedom or Doody!
Doody! cuz it sounds funny
Sasquatch or Bigfooht?
Bigfooht.
WON or Steam?
Steam. Don't know what WON is.
Runescape or Pokescape.
Pokescape...i dont know what the fuck that is...but i ts a hell of a better then runescape
Cock of doody 4 retard game or Halo : vietnam
Halo Vietnam
Habbo Hotel or Lego Rock Raiders.
Lego Rock Raiders.
Top or Bottom?
Top
Orange Or Banana?
2 oranges 1 banana.
Fudge or Vanilla?
Vanilla what? Fudge is a stand-alone dessert. Chocolate fudge, peanutbutter fudge, vanilla fudge, etc. Vanilla is a flavor. Fudge could be vanilla.
Square or triangle?
Triangle.
Hockey's reasoning or Silver's accent?
Silver has the accent of both his species, troll, and nationality, British. I choose my reasoning.
Rock Band or Guitar Hero? (True Guitar Hero fans [I and II] should know to pick Rock Band)
Rock Band
Bloodsuckers or snork's?
snork's
This or That?
That
Evil or Good?
evil. you get the color red, typically.
The Punisher or Nick Fury?
Punisher
Shave head or Chop off Hand
Shave head
(i like to keep it short anways)
CSS or TF2?
TF2.
Coca Cola or Pepsi?
Coca Cola!
Kahn or Kahn?
Kahn.
Guitar gangsters or cadillac blood?
Guitar Gangsters.
Cheesy Monkeys or Monkey CHeeses
... Cheesy Monekeys?
Dying in a Fire, or death by fire?
Death by fire.
First or Second Homonka?
First?
Girl in yellow shirt, girl in green shirt
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN Shirt girl
Good gay cop who will scar you mentally or chainsaw wielding and disfigured bad cop
Good Gay Cop - He is not going to harm me anyway =)
Go to an old castle for 2 weeks or go to a stinky apartament for 2 weeks?
Quote from: 19YearsOldLesbian on 24-06-2009
Good Gay Cop - He is not going to harm me anyway =)
Not me D: Lucky girl...
Old Castle, could blast loud music and no one would care.
Spaghetti (Eating right now :D) Or Lasagna (Lazania)
SPAGHETTI!
Live underground for 10 years without human contact and a very high chance of dieing or float in space for the rest of your life still able to breath and be all "Weeeeeeeeeee"
Im gunna take underground, cause Space=no food= dead in 3 days.
Freedom or Duty?
Neither :r
Ford or Chevy?
Ford, because they made the mustang;]
Tits or ass?
(lol, we had this thread on Project Offset..)
tits
Infamous or Prototype?
Cowgirl style or Doggy style
Doggy >.>
Lemonade or Orangeaid?
Lemonade
Silver Unfunny's or Our Coolies.(lolwtf ?)
Quote from: itsjustguy on 27-06-2009
Lemonade
Silver Unfunny's or Our Coolies.(lolwtf ?)
What? Whats wrong with Doggy? Nuthin from what i have experienced.
CONTINUING...
Demoman (TF2) Or Black Scottish Cyclops
Black Scottish Cyclop he's cute :3
Sleep for 24 hours or do totally nothing for 1 week , totally , you just sit on the chair.
Sleep.
Courage Wolf or Depression Dog?
Courage wolf
I no the answer to this :P
Darkrp or Stalker rp
/me prepares for an explsion
Uuuuuuuhhhhhggg Oh god! THIS IS HARD!!!!!
Im gunna say dar-STALKER RRRRRRRRPPPPP
Getting stabbed with a knife, out getting a book rammed threw your chest
Hardcore sex but short, or easy sex but long.
Easy i guess more enjoyable.
HGN or TnB
Prepares for another explosion
HGN
( Why are you asking such simple questions if you know the answer ._______. )
LaggyBandit or Mercruit?
LaggyBandit
Classic Rock and Roll or Retarded "RAP"
Classic Rock and Roll...cus the phonze rocks!
Dune or C&C1
Hmm tough one i would say Creedings cause its longer and funner to watch (sorry nails)
Bell or Rogers?
Bell
Bulbasaur or Squirtle?
BULBASAUR!
Charmander or Kahn?
Kahn, Hes just that good.
Tea or Crumpits?
Waffles... im tired....
Aid Waffles or Waffles with aids
Uh... im thinking the 1st one but i will go with Waffles with aids
Rich and lonely (personally rich because i can always go out and get more friends)
or
Poor with lots of friends
Rich and lonely, I have my internet friends to accompany me.
Dick in mouth or red hot fire poker in ear
Wasn't fire poker just a flower? Well i choose fire poker in the ear. Because i can always pull it out.
Demons in your house or ghosts in your house?
Ghosts, they go through you.
HGN or NGH?
thats a toughy but im gonna have to go with
All of the above
Sims or spore?
Sims
20th century fox or 30th century fox.
25th century of course.
zelda or cheezy mcnuggetz?
Depends really, What would you be doing with Zelda, saving her or living with her?
Er.. Zelda?
Naruto or Ichigo?
Naruto
Competition shooting or competition golfing
^^
Competition YOUR MUM.
Zee or Shroom (wheres dom lately?)
POST 450!!! YAY
Zee?
Getting hit with a bat, or having no thumbs
Uhhh.... well yeah i would have headache for atleast a week ... and would look awful but i would choose bat.
Asylum or Island?
Island
Weed or herion
Neither, im sober, dont even drink
Kitty, or Kitty
Pussy,
Locke or Tundruff
Locke (No Offense :/ He'll ride me for abandoning freedom for a few)
Fluffy or Silverknight?
Either way I get eaten alive by an admin?
Fluffy. (Don't pwn me plox, I know him better)
Stabbing someone in the throat or slicing someone in the throat.
Stabbing someone in the throat.
Murlocinator or Assassinator1097?
Murloc :P
I AM MURLOC - L70ETC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOpdyytB3OY#lq-lq2-hq)
Jay-Z or Busta Ryhmes?
Quote from: MajorFluffy on 03-07-2009
Locke (No Offense :/ He'll ride me for abandoning freedom for a few)
Fluffy or Silverknight?
Silver cause doesnt not love me
The Beatles or Queen.
M16 or LA85. (Assault rifles.)
Mi18 or Apache. (Helicopters.)
AK-47 or M16.
Documentaries 24/7 or No TV.
No porn or no internet.
Iran or Iraq.
Guitar or Banjo.
USA or Canada.
Atheism or Religion.
Carbon Dioxide or Sulphur Dioxide.
The Moon or Pluto.
These are the questions plaguing man-kind.
Queen
M16
Apache
M16
Documentaries 24/7
No porn
Iraq
Guitar
Both
Atheism
Carbon Dioxide
The Moon
Fucking damn hot (>40?) or fucking damn cold (<-40?)
40 degrees is fucking freezing what are you talking about? Oicwatudidthar, you must be one of those weird "Canadians" I've heard about with your metric system and your aboot.
Too hot.
Swim a mile or run a mile?
Ummmm we use KM's but 1 KM = 1,4 Ground Mile and 1,6 Sea Mile well i would choose swimming.
Swims...
Prison Break or Normal CS?
Freaking stole my post... rofl.
Idk...I hate both
Normal CS
You want blake to sing you
Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up
or
How gay are you...lol
k
Prison break.
Too bad its over cause it was the best show ever.
Dreamtheater
Greatest or Even Greater than everything
Normal CS:S.
Jailbreak :
K GUYS JAIL NO DETOURS NO CROUCHING OR WALKING OR U GET SHOT K?
K NOW SIMON SAYS U DO IT SLOW U DIE
K UR THE LAST 1 STANDOFF U CHOSE WAT WE DO TO STANDOFF
U WIN
Repeat. I hate how so many people make fucking clans and take it so seriously.
Anyway, next list:
Cats or Dogs,
Catfish or Dogfish,
Moot or Longcat,
4Chan or 7Chan,
PS3 or Xbox360,
Sega DreamCast or PS2,
Portal or L4D,
Killing Floor or L4D,
9/11 = Government Conspiracy or Terrorist attack,
Chernobyl = Accident or ... ,
Synergy or Smod,
Nova Prospekt or Alcatraz,
Guild Wars or WoW,
EvE or WoW,
HL2 RP or Stalker RP,
TnB or Shh,
Rivers or Canals,
Generic or Authentic,
Saturn or Jupiter,
Light or Dark,
Aerosol or Rollon.
Boba Fett or Jango Fett.
I hate you sooo much for your long lists.
Dogs
Catfish
lolwut?
4chan
PS3
PS2
Portal
L4D (Never tried Killing Floor)
Terrorist Attack
Accident
Smod
Alcatraz
WoW
EvE
Stalker RP
Idk?
Canals
Authentic
Jupiter
Dark
Aerosol
Jango Fett
Now...
Major Fluffy or ? M?J?R?F?uff? ?
Cats.
Catfish.
Xbox.
PS2.
L4D.
L4D.
Terrorist Attack.
Fallout 3 in Real Life.
WoW.
WoW.
STALKER RP.
TnB.
Rivers.
Authentic.
Jupiter for the winz. My quick reply ran out... :O
Major Fluffy because ? M?J?R?F?uff? ? just looks like a small child put together some characters using alt and the numpad. 'OOOH PRETTY'
Chernobyl : Accident or Incident.
.
.
Double post fail -.-
I have to agree, metric is easier, but not in Kilometers. AND THANKS FOR BREAKING CHAIN IDIOT!
Stalker or Fallout?
Quote from: Wellington on 15-07-2009
Did someone just say "weird" Canadians with metric system and "aboot"!? I AM CANADIAN! I have yet to meet anyone in this world who actually says aboot! That is a huge misconception Canadians do not use aboot. Metric system makes much more sense than Imperial maybe that's why most countries use it. Let me explain to my American friends. Below 0 is freezing so -30 IS COLD. 21 is about room temperature and water boils at 100C ok!? Simple and easy to understand!
Do you understand sarcasm/jokes? While most Americans are fucking retards, I am not one of those. I know damn well the difference between Fahrenheit and Centigrade and all the conversions and shit and I know that the Imperial system makes absolutely no sense but since the US uses it it's easier for me to say 68 degrees F instead of having to think/do the conversion and come up with 23 Degrees centigrade.
Actually fuck it, the next question I ask regarding temps will be in Kelvins.
STALKER. Fallout 3 is buggy as fuck and the story really breaks down in the end. STALKER is buggy as fuck for some people but I've never had a problem with it, the story also makes no sense, but the environment is very interesting and the guns are sweet.
Portal or Braid
.
.
BREAKING CHAIN AGAIN! >.>
ANSWER MAH QUESTION, OR YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED!
Stalker or Fallout?
I answered your question already after my rant.
Stalker. Never played fallout, heard it wasn't that good.
.
STOP. BREAKING. THE. FUCKING. CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[rage]
Quote from: Akira on 16-07-2009
STOP. BREAKING. THE. FUCKING. CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[rage]
LOL CONTRADICTION
Peanut Butter or Jelly?
Jelly
CoD 2 or CoD 5
CoD:WaW
12 Year olds trolling or Mic Spam.
Mic spam. Easier to mute
Prototype or Infamous
Prototype
Star wars or Star Trek
Star Wars
Paintball or Mega-Uber-Airsoft.
.
Quote from: PistolKid on 16-07-2009
Quote from: Akira on 16-07-2009
STOP. BREAKING. THE. FUCKING. CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[rage]
LOL CONTRADICTION
Peanut Butter or Jelly?
Rofl.
Condition Zero all the way.
Puddle Jumper, or Tide Runner?
Puddle Jumper!
Unlimited cash or Invincibility?
Unlimited Cash.
Assassinator1097 or Radek Zelenka?
Radek Zelenka
gman or freeman?
Gman
Ownage or pwnage?
And.. ahh Thanks :P
Ownage,
Die Hard or Terminator?
Terminator.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, Pepsi is Disgusting.
James Bond or TF2 Spy?
TF2 spy "Your mother!"
Z or Dune
Dune
Assassin's Creed or Creeding?
Assassin's Creed (No hard feelings Creeding!)
Freedom or Duty
Freedom
7up or Sprite
Sprite for the winz. Even though it's like acid! :D
Assassin's Creed or Prototype?
Assassins creed, 1 and 2 will come out eventually, and pwn. Haven't acutually played the first one yet, bought it, and will install it once I get back tomorrow, but it know it's gunna be good.
Red or Yellow?
Zombie or Infected Creature? (Thing L4D)
Zombie
Land Rover or Nissan? (Talkin' about the good old series 2 landrovers, cuz they pwn)
Land Rover..
Ps3 or Xbox360?
PS3 FTW ;D
Football or Soccer?
Football (and ftw, they are the same...)
Old or New?
New
Internet Explorer or Firefox
Firefox FTW
Deathmatch or building.
Building (It's more productive. :P)
Family Guy or Futurama?
Family Guy
Cigarettes or Cigars?
Cigars
Rofl or Lmao
Lmao
Ecologist or Monolith?
monolith
Deal or no deal?
Deal
(good boy,you choosed the Monolith)
I spy you die or ISPYUDIE
Rofl.
Eggtart or Assassinator?
Assassinator, egg ain't played stalker rp yet!
Radek or Rodney?
Radek
Who would you rather fight with a pen knife, Me armed with a sledge hammer OR the SAS.
Gonna have to go with you.
Decide my new steam name for a day.
Kahn or Disquise
I'd say Disquise.
French or Spanish? (The languages)
French Kissing. Don't even wanna picture spanish.
Eggs or Poptarts?
Poptards
Best scripter of SRP :P
Wrinkles or Nofearkid ( Kahn )
Nofearkid?
Me or you?
Well, m- WAIT, THE FUCK? Either way I answer, 19yearsold is still the better person.
soo i guess Me.
Ok I'll start it off again.
Black or White?
Black or white? (Michael Jackson)
Me or you?
You, Ladies first :D
Gordon Freeman or Gordon Frohman?
Gordon Frohman
Catfight or Dogfight?
Dog fight. (With planes.) Cat fight's are aloud and scary.
Doom or Quake.
Doom
Egg or Tart?
egg
get eaten by a shark or eat a pie
Apple Pie
Italian food or Mexican food
Italian food. Pizza for the win.
Brains or beauty.
Brains ;D
I spy or U die
I spy.
STALKER RP or HL2RP?
STALKER RP
Star Wars or Star Trek
Star Trek (PICARD FTW)
? or $
$, exchange rates rule!
Event or Raid?
Event
My Avatar or Eggtart's avatar
Eggtart's avatar
Tea or crumpets
(lol can't have one with out the other :V)
Crumpets, since i dont like tea.
my avatar or a STALKER avatar?
Your avatar
Brain or billions
Brain (I can make Billions >:D)
Prototype or GTA IV
Hard one seeing I don't have either...
Prototype looks epic tho so yeah.
Soft or Hard
Hard I can throw hard stuff at people and take their wallets
One leg or a knife to the eye
One leg.
Being One-Eyed is terrible.
+ You still can play G-mod :3
Who do you want to lead the HGN
Connor or Lone Soldier?
I don't know either I say lone soldier for the name
Pool full of dog shit or a pool full of unknown toxic substance
Unknown Toxic substance. You didn't say we had to swim in it so the substance wouldn't smell as bad to passersby. Plus you might get super powers if you fall in.
Desert or Tundra?
Deserts rule
Life or Death
Uhm...Life?
My Coloured name or ISPYUDIE's coloured name>?
Well I used to prefer mine but the colours changed ><
Yours
Police or Military
Police, because military is faggot.
Scat Man or 4 year old having a seizure and trying to sing "Barbie World" at the same time?
4 year old for the lulz
Halo or Half life?
Halo ftw
Arnold swartsafigger "Terminator" Or Borat
Terminator ofc! and Arnold Schwurtzenfegel!
Ok my turn eeeeh
Tequila or Vodka?
Vodka, I can set it on fire! or I don't know I'm too drunk to know
Laptop or gain 50 pounds
Laptop
Original or Diet?
What?
Original?
Runescape or Big Rigs(LOL)
Gamespot's Alex Navarro reviews Big Rigs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs#normal)
Runescape. I haven't played either but I watched a review of big rigs.
Indestructible or Ten Thousand Fists? (Songs by Disturbed) (It's a band)
Ten Thousand Fists
Turn your hands into chainsaws, or laser swords? (either way you will never hold anything ever again)
Laser Swords.
http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=Join+Military&line2=Pwn+Stalkers (http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=Join+Military&line2=Pwn+Stalkers)
Or DUTYS'?
... Id rather kill myself.
World Of Warcraft or EVE
(Id pick EVE its better)
Eve hands down..
Zombies or Aliens
Aliens 'cause Predators are epics. (EVE over WoW? :O EVE is boring, it's just the cool ships that keep you playing)
Radek or Me?
uhm you ?
Natural Selection or Sven Co-op
Natural selection is better
Red or Green
Green
Taking A Shit or Eating at Mac Donalds
Eating at Mc Donals, Why? Mc Donals bad in USA? Or is shitting good in USA?
Silly country, america...
RAF or SAS?
SAS? because i don't know what is RAF
Me or you?
Me
Halo 3 or Gmod
Gmod. Halo sucks hard. Console kiddies fail
Speakers or Headphones
Headphones. No competition.
Murlocs or Radek?
Radek...
19 Years Old Lesbian or Silverknight
Murlocs.
Green or Blue?
Assassinator you fail
so i answer now both questions
1.19yearsoldlesbian
2.Green
now my Ultimate Question
The Vault Dweller or The Vault Dweller
Vault Dweller
Shit or piss?
Uhm...I'll take piss,atleast it doesn't stink so bad.
EDIT:Lol forgot question
You want to be:
Monolith or leader of fail bandit group?
Monofick
Leader of Freeworld of Leader of Forums
Freeworld?
デス or くつ
=D who will guess =3
Shoes or Death? Shoes. They're de epics.
Major Fluffy or Nines?
Fluffy
A bomb or H bomb?
Bomb, I can throw it at people before igniting it then ignite it when the cops follow me
Bioshock or Mass Effect
Mass Effect
Nvidia or ATI?
Nvidia..
Stalker or Half life?
Hard one, going to have to go with S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Metal Gear Solid or Splinter Cell
Metal Gear Solid
I never played it though.
STSA or get free Orange boxes on every steam account you make?
STSA on the b?st server eva!
Super or ?ber?
Uber.
Doom or KingArthur?
Doomburger(yum)
:3 or =3
:3
Monolith or Military..?
Radek or Assas? hm..
You didn't answer Radek's... so, Military
Fylgja or vanguard?
Vanguard? Was sucha russian city in ancient times =D
I suck or I suck? >=3
You suck me?
Honey? or Honay?
Honay, Honey tastes bad...
Freeman or Frohman?
Freeman
hm..klp4 or Radek?
Radek
Civil protection or Freemans mind?
Freemans mind! Epic youtube series!!
To be or not to be?
To be?
Gib got tked for a month D:
So...
Me or Radek
Me
I or I ?
I
Rofl....
S.T.A.L.K.E.R finished build 1935(If THQ wouldn't fuck it up) or S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat.
CoP
Jake or Joke?
Quote from: ISPYUDIE on 30-07-2009
Freemans mind! Epic youtube series!!
It's not an Youtube Series..
Anyway.. Jake
Red team or Blue team?
Red team!
Red spy owned BLU team.
Strelok ili Najomnik Scar?
Strelok he's sexier :V
SoC or CS?
CS, fakshunz and moar eye candeh.
Waffles or pancakes?
CoD1 because I haven't played CoD2
GSC Community Forum or Valve Community Forum?
Valve.
Believe forget?
Believe...
Foot or hand
Hand
Overlord 1 or 2?
Never played either of them.
(Lol for chain restart.)
Battlefield 2 or Battlefield 2142
2142 most def.
WOoOF or MeeeEow
Kitty?
Dragon or Murlocs?
Murlocs!
Sucker or snork?
Snork (Better)
Snapping Turtle or Murloc?
turtle
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The fuck?
I'll restart?
VRP or TnB?
VRP, TnB is too srs.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R or Fallout?
Fallout
Nigger or Chink
Nigz fereal mang
Apple or Orange Juice?
Orange Juice.
Kahn or SilverKnight?
Eeh.. That's a Trick question.. So i'ma go With Silver :3
Milk or Cola..?
Hm...Milk, with Cookies!
Radek or Klp4?
Radek I guess
Ability to send things in space at will or ability to set things on fire
Fire (PYRO! FTW)
Zero or Cero?
Cero.. ( Googled that shit ;D )
Game or Life?
Life
Pikachu or Raichu?
Pikachu.
Green or blue?
Blue ;)
Vodka or larger (Thats how you spell larger?) :S
Vodka Gets you drunk yet you don't taste anything.
FN2000 or Upgraded AK
Upgraded AK, Shit rocks.
DS or PSP
DS(i) ftw
Experienced Mercenary or Experienced Bandit
Exp Merc
PS3 or XBOX360 (choose the wrong answer, I'll murder you lol)
Ps3 bitchezz
(PS3 For the win bitches)
ARGH chainbreak....
SoC or CS?
I actually prefer CS, more options to do stuff, and i tend to ALLWAYS avoid the storyline.
Microphone or headphones? (No mic on the headphones)
Headphones.
I don't want to speak >_>.
gtfotanks or roflcopters?
Roflcopters.
Winter or summer?
Summer...
GSC or THQ?
THQ, my stalker games crash too much ;)
Him or Her?
Erh.. her.
Being punched in the face or being kicked in the groin ?
2nd.
Hug or hug?
hug.
Kicked in the groin, or locked in the prison showers. With lots of men.. And soap!
2nd,you didn't tell how much I must be there so I exit it.
You want to get addicted to:
Runescape or minesweeper?
Minesweeper.
Wanna be a cocaine addict or an heroine addict?
Cocaine it's better.
Me or Me?
Me.
Torch or Flamer?
Flamer.
Fishy stick or candy stick ?
Candy!
Heaven or Hell
Heaven
This or That?
That
Love or <3
Love
Green or yellow?
Green,
Drunk or Drugged?
Drunk.
Me or you ?
Me of course
Big or Small?
Big.
Freddy or Jason?
Both
Buh-bai or Bye Bye?
Buh bai
Worst of the best or Best of the worst?
Good one....
Best of the worst.
-1 or 1
1
I or Eye?
I!
Kiss or Miss?
Kiss.
Having a safe, guaranteed job that pays just "fine" or a job that pays alot but is very unsafe ?
Get the un-safe, get fired, join the safe.. Still have the money earned from un-safe.
Pie or Die
Pie :D
Cookie or cake?
Cake
1 or 2?
2,
Win or Lose?
Lose
Suck or Lick?
Lick.
Potato or leek?
Leek
Half-life 2 Episode 3, Or Half-Life 4?
Half life 4.
Needs a less glichy engine.
Anime or Spongebob
Anime! I love fucking Anime!
Lol or Ha-Ha-Ha
Ha-ha-ha
DUTY or Freedom?
(Where's Military?! D;)
DUTY.
Murlocs or Kobolds?
Murlocs
1 or 2
One.
Bloodsucker or Snork?
Bloodsucker.
Kael'thas or Arthas ?
Arthas
Mirelurk or Supermutant?
Super mutant
Drunk or punk?
Punk.
Porn or strip club?
Strip Club
Soap or Purell
Purell
Shogun or Spartan?
Spartan
Fatman or Flamer?
Flamer!
Beer or Cider?
Cider
Cock or Cocktail (sorry no offense guys)
Cock
Rollys or premade?
Premade
Achievement Unlocked- Lazy
Achievement Unlocked- Ain't done that in a While
Achievements or Rewards?
Achievements
Give or take?
Take
Iphone or Blackberry
Blackberry, yum.
Sniper or Shotgun?
Shotgun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger or Nick Stahl (John Connor in Terminator III)
Arnold!
11 or 12?
12,
big or small?
Big
Dogs or Cats?
Pussies.
Hmm...
Valve or BioWare?
Ooooooooh that's hard...
Bioware.. They have alot of good games Valve has one good game series..
Oblivion or Fallout 3?
Fallout 3
MacBook or a good laptop?
F3
Less then 100 or more.
Oh... Choose which game I play.
Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 or Street Fighter 4... I'm leaning towards MVsC
I'm gunna have to say Street Fighter...
Peaches or Pears
Pears for teh win.
Magic sword or nuke warhead?
Nuke warhead, duh.
Dog or cat?
Dog
Pow or Bang?
Bang
A or B?
A
Maggot or worm?
Maggot
Beach or the sea?
Sea.
Mars or Mercure?
Mars
Oh Henry Bar or Snickers Bar
Oh Henry Bar.
Mosin Nagant or Arisaka ? (you'll need to know a bit about WWII weapons to know what are these..)
Mosin Nagant. Arisakas were crap. Almost all Japanese weapons in WW2 were crap.
Freelancer or Freespace 2
Freespace 2
Coke or Pepsi?
PEPSI ! COKE SUCKS MONKEY COCK !
M16 or AK-74 ?
AK-74
w or w/o?
w
Romantic realetionship or just sex?
Romantic. Good one Les.
Oh this one is important.
Chat command or GUI?
Console command because it makes me feel like a l33t nerd.
Home built computer vs. Mac.
Home build PC. Mac sucks, period.
Online or Offline?
I'm ONLINE.
Away, or Busy?
Busy,
Monster or Alien?
Alien >:D
Cheese or milk
Milk!
Healthy but expensive food or cheap and full of calories?
Healthy and Expensive.
I'd rather look good thanks.
Money and No friends... Or Little money and friends?
little money and friends
Rawr. No question.
Beatles or Rolling Stones?
Beatles?
DragonForce live, or listing to the wheels on the bus go round round round for 6 hours
1 st one,
this or that
This.
Cool, or warm colours?
Cool
Who would you have sex with.
rosie o donnell
Or
lady gaga but she had yeast infection and has been dead for 4days and 6 hours . Also was beat to death with a pimp cane.
Lady gaga.
Sex with a tranny, or a man?
a tranny......
FPS or MMORPG >:3
MMORPG
Sniper or Spy... or is the sniper a spy... or is the spy a sniper. Wait fuck.
Spy!
Me or Me?
Me
Him or you?
YOU! :DDD a him could be a guy :P.. rofl. Could".
Knife or Sledge/other Blunt object that isnt to big!! >:(
Knife, you gonna get cut n00b
7 AM or 2 PM
2 PM.
A.M. or P.M?
A.M
F or M?
F
Would you suck a dick and live or die from gettng raped by two large blacks guys.
Also the dick has herpes and goneraaz.
Die by the black guys or suck and live.
I would do the second :\
Would you rather lead hgn or tnb
HGN
Would you rather be given an M4 or an MP7
M4, you'd never be able to find ammo for the MP7.
HL2RP or STALKER RP?
STALKER RP by far
A gasmask or an Airtank
Gasmask, Looks cooler.
Ham or turkey.
HAM! HAM!
Dog or Cat? Which would you want to be?
Dog
STALKER or Fallout?
Stalker.
Lover or fighter.
Lover
39x3 is
117 or 127?
711.89 x cat = 39x3.
Otter or Ferret?
Ferret!
Irish Or Scottish? Who drinks the most?
Quote from: Ganendor on 31-08-2009
Ferret!
Irish Or Scottish? Who drinks the most?
Scottish (Selected for 'This or That' reasons. Irish drink the most.)
The English have always held a grudge against the Irish ...
Coca Cola Zero or Pepsi Max.
Coke is epic.....
Uhhh or ummm
Ummmm
Good or Evil
Good.
A life sentence in jail without any chance of escape in Alcatraz.
Suicide only getting to use a dull knife.
Alcatraz all the way Mate.
"Dead or alive" Or Tekken
Dead or alive
Halo 3 or Half life 2
Halo 3, Half life 2 is boring after the first 3 trys.
Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts (You knew it was coming)
Kingdom Hearts, never was a fan of FF.
M16 or AK47?
AK47
And anyone who says Halo 3 is better than HL2 knows nothing about gaming.
Mauled (and eaten) by a sucker or zombified by a controller?
Zomb'od :F
Duty or Freedom
DUTY ALL THE WAY!
Mauled by your mom or Raped by your dad.
Mauled by mother =) no need to tell why.
French Kiss or Brazilian Kiss?
French kiss
T-rex in a jet or Raptors in Tanks?
T-Rex in a jet, I could crash the jet and kill us both >X)
World War III or The End Of The World!!!?????
World War III [Even though that may end the world anyway.]
Pirates or Ninjas?
Pirates
Jason Voorhees or Freddy Krueger?
Jason Voorhees
Dinosaures or Aliens
Aliens
Cat or Dog?
Dog
Snork or Bloodsucker?
Duty
Adult Swim or Comedy Central
CC I guess
Melon or Lemon?
Melon
Grapes or AIDS?
Grapes
Light or Dark?
Dark (DUH)
Black or white?
White
Gman or Gmod?
gmod
. or ,
Hmmmm,
Yes or No?
No.
No or yes?
Yes.
This or That?
This
Cake or Pie?
Pai
Boobs or Butt?
Fucking hard desicion...
Hmmm...
Umm....
Bewbs
AIDS OR H1N1?
Swine Flu
Slavery or Concentration Camp?
Slavery.
Fried Chicken, Waffles, Or koolaid?
Waffles..
Nuclear war or HL2
HL2
My sig or Your Sig?
Your sig.
Taco Bell or Chipotle?
Chipotle
Paper or plastic? ha
Plastic to destroy the World with it
T-Virus or some cool Cola ? :3
Cool Cola.. der...
Fallout 3 style apoc or 24 days later apoc?
Fallout 3 Apoc
2 weeks of school or 2 months of nothing.
2 weeks of school. It would end soo much faster.
Alcohol or Weed?
Alcohol
movies or cable.
Movees.
BBQ Ribs or Beef Tenderloin?
BBQ
Epic fail Or Ceiling cat.
Ceiling cat
Gay Or Straight
straight o__O
cthulu or bigfoot.
Dunno what or who is cthulu so i'll choose bigfoot he's sexy!
100$ or 100CH Dollars
100$ because China dollars are weaker than the US dollar, which is hard to do.
The World's Worst Chase Scene in Garry's Mod or the real video?
Best monster :3
Zombie or Aliens?
Zombeh!
Up or down?
Up
Love or Sex?
Uhm... love?
Murlocs or Kobolds?
Kobolds
Zero or PistolKid? (hehe)
Pistolkid
Simpsons or Family guy?
Simpsons,
Gman or God
Gman! God doesn't exist!
Erm....... Football or Rugby?
Rugby.
Hunter or Jockey.
(Left 4 dead/2)
Hunter
Pepsi or Pizza?
Quote from: Radek on 14-09-2009
Pistolkid
Simpsons or Family guy?
Offensive man...
Pizza
Radek or 19YOL
They're the same person! So, RadYOL.
Me or klp4? O.o
Duh Me all the way.
Metallica or Disturbed?
tough one.. disturbed (unless u mean old metallica)
Slipknot or Trivium?
Slipknot
Stalker Soc Or Half life 2?
HL2
Gay men or Feminists?
Gay men, they're so nice and funny.
Wannabe Taco or Taco Wannabe?
Taco Wannabe
Left or nuclear holocaust.
hm..no idea...
Left?
This or that?
This.
World war one or World war 2?
world war 2, hitler ftw
Eat Shit, or a 90 yr old pussy that has aids, and herpies
Eat Shit
Getting crushed by a tank or Falling down from a bridge into a car
Car.
Love or Wuw?
Love.
Lolcats or LoldogS?
loldogs
France or Italy?
France
Awesome? or FAIL!
Awesome!
ToolTrust or 50,000 RU?
50,000 Ru
Kuromeku's Server or HGN Server
HGN Server.. Only a dumbass would pick the other.
Car or bike?
Bike
Crisi Core or Dissidia ?
I believe you mean Crysis Core?
Swann Songs (Album) or Relapse (Album)
Sawnn Songs
3 or 5?
5.
Military Or Freedumb?
Military FTW.
Jewish in the holocaust or African orphan with AIDS
Jewish in ze Holocaust
Homer (Simpsons) Or Peter (Familiy guy)?
Peter
Stewie or Peter?
Peter. (Hawt secks with lois.)
No arms or legs deaf blind guy or a convicted child molester in prison while everyone wants you dead and you were just on datline to catch a predator?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Quote from: Wannabe Taco on 22-09-2009
Peter. (Hawt secks with lois.)
No arms or legs deaf blind guy or a convicted child molester in prison while everyone wants you dead and you were just on datline to catch a predator?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
No fucking clue what was the seperator I believe you said No arms and legs while being deaf and blind OR raped while interviewing with a child molester in prison while on a show investigateing child molesters.
No arms and legs deaf/blind
Communisum or Democaracy
Depends.
sucking a dick to kill your mortal enemy OR Licking a hot girls vagina to be thrown out of a helicopter into Iraq?
Id suck a dick to kill someone, you never said it had to be long though.
Death by being lit on fire or Death by being locked in a freezer
Freezer. I'm a fucking arctic person...
Midget or one testical?
One testical....maybe? Hard one!
Dolphin or seaturtle?
Seaturtle
A burning cheese or raw goat meat
burning cheese hands down.
Death by A wooden Spoon.. Or death by a Rubber duck?
Rubbr duck.
Hot pokers in your ass or a ripped off testicle?
Hot pokers in your ass. kinky :P
Tranny love slave, or you mom for a love slave?
Depends how good the tranny looks like.
Baseball bat or stiletto?
Bat.
Man or Woman? (Choose woman)
Eh...Ehm...eh...Woman? Did I win? ^^
Super or duper?
Both
Suicide or Apocalypse? (APOCALYPSE!!111)
Apocalypse ofc.
Halo or Killzone?
Halo.
Would you rather be asexual or homosexual?
asexual
French fries or french toast?
french fries
Hamburger or burito?
Burrito
Hotdog or sausage?
Hotdog
Xbox or Ps3?
Xbox.
Dryed up hairy old sagging vagina or A hard cock?
ugh... id take the cock O_O
30 yr old computer, or suicide?
SO FUCKING SLOOOOOOOOOW SUICIIIIIIIIIDE
Bagelz or Bagels
Bagelz
A hard cock, Or a wet vagina with teeth infected with tetanus.
Cock
ODST or Get an actual life?
LIFE FUCK HALO
Live in real life in stalker or fallout games?
Ooh...hard one.
Stalker...Fallout...Stalker...Fallout
Stallout!
Life in Halo or life in WoW?
Wow.
Mild nudity ftw!
cock with deep heat as loob. Or vagina with deep freeze as loob.
freeze... heat would hurt to much
Kill RayDark or just torture him?
Torture! lol
Zombie invasion or Bloodsucker invasion?
Bloodsucker Invasion, it'd be cool.
Murloc Movie or Murloc T.V. Series?
Neither...eh...T.V Series
Beck or Cake?
I like eating Cake.. Mmm.. Cake..
Is asoldier290 A dumbass or just an idiot?
(Nobody Badmouths Halo..)
Neither, halo is for fanboys who want that halo guy to stick his tiny dick between there fat little flaps.
tits or GTFO?
Tits
This thread or "Corrupt a Wish" thread?
Corrupt a wish.
Stay here or go to another thread.
Stay here.. Sence i just left the other thread.
Superman Or Ironman.
Ironman! He is rich!
Plasma is
Overheated gas or Electricty ? (Let's see how clever people are >=3)
TITS obviously...
Free money or free candy?
I lol'd
Money LOTS OF IT >:3
Keyfoot or me!?
Srry keyfoot but... Who wouldnt wana be a taco
HGN or girlfreind?
girlfriend. >_> <_<
melons or Chinese food
Quote from: Renegade on 28-09-2009
Srry keyfoot but... Who wouldnt wana be a taco
NOOO!!!! *cuts himself*
can i have both? Chicks melons, with chinese food on top?
Lots of money or Lots of fun?
Lots of money so I can then have fun with all my expensive stuffz. :o
Unreal Tournament I or Unreal Gold?
Unreal Tournament 1 . Wuve that game..
Red Or Blue?
Blue.
Caboose or Tex?
Caboose!
Sarge or "Church" ?
Uffff i hate churches so i'll choose Sarge.
Beach or Mountains? (I prefare beach =3)
Mountains.
Headcrab or Flood (Non-host flood)
Headcrab
Call of Pripyat or Call of the Center of the fucking zone.
call of the zone. got to love them controllers <3 =3
chinese food for japanese?
Japanese
Swedish Meatballs Or Meatballs?
swedish ftw
Dollars or Euros?
Euros
Sweds or Danes?
Sweds! They have snuff.
Autrian or Australian?
australian :P
Crabs or Lice?
Quote from: Radek on 01-10-2009
Swedish Meatballs Or Meatballs?
Yay Ikea.
Crabs, the kind that crawl across the sand.
TU or Ecologists?
ECO
I or I ?
"I ?" Second one.
Military Mercenary or Military Soldier?
Merc then quit the next day
spock or kirk?
Kirk for de normalz.
MAG (Massive Action Game) or APB (All Points Bulletin)? **They're games, by the way.**
MAG
Epic or awesome?
Epic.
My avatar or Klp4's?
mine :P
fun or aids?
Uhhh Fun.
House or huge apartament?
Huge apartament.
Crowbar to the face or A golfclub to the nuts?
Crowbar to the face.
A or Q?
Q because I have my Death Knight Strangulate bound to that key, where as A is just Mind Freeze and I need runic power for it. So Q wins.
Forced to play WoW or forced to play Aion?
Wow, Aion is just eye candy and wow is developed and alot more fun.
Int based Char or STR based char?
STR, INT is for pussys.
Clocking the jizz or humping the horse?
jizz! you know that stickyness is fun
Never sleep or never awake?
Never sleep.
Invulnerable or you can has flyz0rs?
flyzo
me or klp4?
I'd say me.
Red or blue?
red *blood!*
aids or cancer?
Cancer duh.. Pitty sex FTW!
Stars or the Sun..?
THE SUN? Or "a" sun? If it's THE Sun. I have to pick Sun.
Freedom or DUTY?
I Said THE Sun right? Anyway Duty in that case.
Dead murlocs or having sex with a dead Chiken?
necrophiliac all the way.
ninja-raptor-jesus or zombie-android-nazi-chuck norris?
Zombie-
Chuck norris or Norris chuck?
Chuck Norris...
4plK or Klp4?
Klp4.
FootKey or KeyFoot?
Footkey (xD)
Assas or Murloc?
Damn that's hard... I guess.... Assas.. :P
Earth or Terra
Earth!
Mild or Hot Buffalo wings
Hot.
Abakan or AK-74M?
Abakan.
Blowjob or handjob?
None >=)
Party in the club or on the beach?
Beach.
Apartment or House.
House.
Skat or Exo?
Exo (Untill we get the new Skat)
Mutant or Demon?
Demon.
Angel or Devil?
Devil?
Fish n' chips or dogbits over catpee?
Fish n' chips?
machine gun or Rpg?
RPG i can blow up SK house and escape.
Nazi or Communist.
NAZI "hail hitler"
dark or angel?
Dark.
Toxin or Carnage?
toxic
Pancakes or waffles?
Waffles
ゲイ or レズビアン ?
ゲイ
Zero Effect Or Bagelz Effect
bagelz
Cookies or muffins
Quote from: Zero on 16-10-2009
ゲイ
Zero Effect Or Bagelz Effect
Zero chose "gay" O_O
Muffins they are cute.
Bubble or Fireball?
Fireball!
Vodka or wine?
Vodka.
Laserquesting or paintball.
Laser questing
To further lengthen the pastry related questions.
Cake or Cupcakes
CAKE, foo'.
Digital or Original?
Digital
Pancakes or Sanvich?
Pancakes.
Green or Blue Murloc?
Just Green, no Murloc.
Pimpjuice or redbull?
Pimpjuice ? Dunno what it is but still.
Dark Angel or Angel of Dark?
Dark Angel<3
Cock or balls?
Balls(Who doesn't like sports?)
Boxing or Wrestling
Wrestling like UFC or just plane wrestling? Either way, I pick wrestling.
Pink or Purple?
Purple! It's beautiful!
Asia or Europe?
Asia, is has the middle-east.
Halo or Gears of War?
Halo
Cannon or missile?
Not expert in massive killing weapons so i'll choose cannon
Dark Angel or Les ?
Both are a bit scary so i choose Les
Jarate or Heavy cum
heavy cum! w00t
going by car or train?
Car.
Male or Female stalker?
Male (To rp as)
Games or Social life :P?
Games. Cause they make a social life.
Shot in the right leg or left leg?
The left leg.
Staples or Stitches?
stitches, im not a peice of paper
taser or sword?
Taser I guess
Stalker or S.T.A.L.K.E.R ?
stalker ;)
Pertected sex or Knocking up your girl friend but then you find out she got pregnate and you dont have enough money to get an abortion so you end up getting married, living iin a cramped apartment living off the money your parrents give you and your crappy job at Burger king?
protected i guess
fail stopper
yen or pesos?
Yen i always wanted to see those :3
L4D or L4D2?
L4D2, duh. (And keyfoot staples are actually less painful, just a lot worse to take out)
Sniper Rifle or Rocket Launcher?
Sniper Rifle
drink vendor, or snack vendor
snack
panty or bra vendor :D
Panties.
Alien or Mutant?
Mutant.
Being anally penetrated three times a day by a fat black guy in prison with aids.
Or being butt-pounded in prison 3 times a day by your own dad with aids.
1st one because it can't happen to me =) I can't be put in male jail.
Cocaine or Weed?
Weed, lesser of two poisons. Q_Q
Be turned into a tiger or a lion?
Tigers, they are in Jungles.
Black or Mexican
I'm going to assume you ment Hispanic.
Hispanic.
Bandit or Ecologist?
Bandits, They like to play With No Fear.
Guns or Knives?
Knives they are better.
You or me?
you :D
This or That?
This.
Signature or Avatar?
sig.
turtle or rabbit?
Rabbits.
Murlocs or Oracles? (The ones from Sholazar Basin.)
Murlocs =3
bob or tom?
Tom
Tom or Jerry (From Tom&Jerry)
Jerry
Peanutbutter or Jelly.
Peanutbutter.
Alien or Monster?
Alein they are clever!
Murloc or Murlocinator?
'Dead' Murloc
Shotgun or sword!?
Shotgun.
Semi-auto side-arm or Lever-action rifle?
Lever action rifle please. Nice smooth shots! :P
7.62mm GPMG or 7.62mm M60?
M60
CRT or LCD
No idea what they both mean so i choose LCD coz it's like LSD
Locke or Lock?
Lock.
Cat or Crowbar?
Cat, use it like a crowbar
Chainsaw or Chainsword
Chainsword, use it like a sword, accidentally saw.
Pyro or Soldier?
Locke!
Happy or Psycotic?
Murloc. (Payback)
Drown or Suffocate?
Drown
Latex or gum?
Gum ?
Something or anything?
Something.
Radek or Dark Angel?
Radek (Would be selfish to choose myself)
Assassinator or Radek?
Radek ( A dont look at me like that. )
Milk or Water?
Water.
Tunddruff or Royz?
Royz.
Dark Angel or Radek?
I wuv you Dark Angel :D
Rock or Doom weapon
You backstabber! Or something.. Doom weapon..
Lessi's old boring cat pic or the new (Mabye) Lessi sf pic?
Cat Pic! because i don't want to keep my pic in my avatar >:V
Sun or Snow?
Sence no one else wants to go..
Sun!
Ipod or eeh... None ipod mp3?
Ipod.
Blond or brunet?
I don't care?
Me or You?
Me, I'm better then You
Momams or Smamom
Momams? The fuck that is anyhow..
Screw it or fuck it?
Fuck it all, I'm heading to Europe!
Remote control to the TV or lightsaber
Lightsaber
Spa or Massage?
hmmmmm a nice massage.
Who would you rather have rape you
Samuel Jackson.
Or
Wesley Snipes.
Wesley snipes :P
Japan Or China?
Quote from: Dark Angel on 09-11-2009
I don't care?
Me or You?
Not a Valid Option...
CHINA because they own America.
Dark Angel or Radek
Radek for having a 666 post count
Tank or Chopper?
Chopper
Russian or German?
German, Dunkof
Potato or salad
Salad.
Tokyo or Yokohama
I pick the one that got a nuke dropped on them i know it's not one of does but still. (I'm evil)
Family Guy Worst Day Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMonZx4btuU#normal)
Sniper or airstrike?
Airstrike, it's a bit harder to miss it.
Cola or Pepsi?
Cola
Afghanistan or Iraq?
Iraq, easier to write.
Black or White?
Michael Jackson - Black or White (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBs6-cmFvQ#noexternalembed-normal)
Just had to.
The Devil, Or God?
Devil
Demon or Angel?
Angel
Poisoned apple or Poisoned Poison?
Duh poisen poison.
Cat or Super Mouse?
Super Mouse, AKA Danger Mouse
Cannon or non-cannon
Either awnser, you lie.
Both
Chese or Bacon?
Cheese less calories.
Me or Me?
Me
Talking bunny who ate LSD or Kenny Rogers?
Talking Bunny
Tiger or Shark.
Me or you?
Dark Angel <3 (Me in your case You in my case) XD
Charlie or Szentii ( Szentii may not answer XD ) ?
Szentii Is fun to rape :)
Time travle or ability to fly
Time travel, I can go to the future and be able to fly.
Bloody Gore or Gorey Blood?
Bloody gore, it has a nice ring to it.
Fluffy or Afro?
A Fluffy Afro?
Dead Murloc or raped Murloc?
Raped.
Has this certain... ZING to it.
Cock or cock?
Cock.
Flamer or Flamezor Extrodinar
Flamer.
STTA or TA?
TA, it's shorter.
Sack or bag?
Ball sack... :P
Garrysmod or The best game ever?
Either way it's the same. Garry's Mod.
Signature with achievments or pictures?
Achievements
Blood or Flesh?
Blood.
Xbox Live or Playstation network?
Xbox live because PS3 online sucks. (However free)
Crowbar or Stun stick
Stun Stick. So I can beat people for no reason. That's the epicest.
Rebel or Combine?
Rebel!
Pow pow or pew pew?
Pew pew.
Mew or Woof?
Mew.
Bowl or Plate?
Bowl.
Get turned into a zombie or become a slave for the rest or your life?
Be a slave but spend the whole time trying to escape.
Shartak or Urban Dead
Urban
Predator or alien?
Predator all the way.
Marine or Parasite?
Marine
Cocaine or Weed?
Weed.
Food or Drink?
Food, I can just get soup
Rape someone or get raped
Rape someone its more fun
Cheese or Wine
Wine
D or T ?
D.
Purple or Green?
Green
Block of Cheese or Cheeseies
Cheesies FTW
Microwave or Wood Oven
Microwave
Racoons or Locke
Raccoons. They're epic.
Rhyom Guther's Avatar or Locke's?
Rhyom Guther's
Call of Duty or Medal of Honor.
Call of Duty, I guess..
Facepunch or Facejuice?
Facepunch. Facejuice is gross.
Brotherhood of Steel or Outcasts?
Brotherhood of Steel
Hl2: Episode 1 or Hl2: Episode 2?
EP2
SK or Silver Knight baby =)
SK.
Furry or Scalie?
Furry!
Spaceship or God mode?
God Mode
Satan or God Father?
God father.
Vinny Corleone or Don Corleone?
Don Corleone
London Or Paris?
London , the French are a bunch of pussies.
MW2 or L4D2?
L4D2
CSI or CSI Miami
CSI
12-gauge Shotgun or Plasma Rifle?
12
Weed or Seed?
Weed.
Balisong or switchblade.
(Knife) (Knife)
Wiki is your friend.
s w i t c h b l a d e
water or BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!1!!!!ONE!
Blood
Freedom or Slave Owner?
Slave, you make more money that way
Shaved or Unshaved
Shaved (Im assuming a girl ;) )
Hail or Snow?
Snow it's really nice.
Fire or water?
Iceyhot
Bi or Straight?
Straight.
Bruno or Borat?
Bruno better humour.
Salt or peper?
Pepper. There is too much salt in everything anyway
Creative Audio, or a shitty no name brand
Creative Audio
Gasmask or Ventilator?
Ventilator because gasmask messes up hair.
Whiskey or Tequila?
Hm..Whiskey.
France or Spain?
Balisong.
Get eaten or implode?
Implode
Laptop or DeskTop
Laptop <------------------------- Uses one.
Kiss or Hug?
Kiss <--------------- Likes them (only from females thx)
Happy or Sad
Happy
Wine or Beer
Wine.
Me or You?
You
hackysack or just a sack?
hackeysack
paper or plastic
Plastic
Black or Darker than black?
Black!
Red or White?
White :D
Buttered Toast or Regular Toast?
BUTTER TOAST
MAG or Gmod
Gmod!
DM - Dark Messiah or DM - HL2 DM ?
Dm- Dark Messiah
Dark Angel or 19YearOldLeasbian
Dark Angel
Melee or Magic?
Magic (Enemies explode :V)
BattleField 2 or Bad Company 2
Battlefield 2
4chan or 7chan
Both suck!
Raw fish or Rice?
Rice. You didn't say if it would be Raw :3
Ushankas or Beanies
Beanies.
Killslim or Layton?
Killslim because it has 3 L's
Star Trek or Stargate?
None haven't seen them.
Wine or Swine?
Swine, cause its a good game.
Immortality or Hippies?
Immortality
Techno Viking or Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris- more awesome than anything else
Catch on fire or fall off a cliff?
Catch on Fire - Stop drop and roll
Bullet to the head or Bullet to your balls
Bullet to the head
Tits or Ass?
Tits
Die or Pokemon?
Pokemon.
Fallout 3 or GTA4
GTA4
Cleverbot or IGod?
Cleverbot, ftw.
Babies or Babys
Babies
would you fight Godzilla or King Kong
Godzilla
Obliteration or Annihilation?
Obliteration, because you don' necessarily die.
Excrement or Pubic hair.
Pubic hair.
Dick or Vagina.
Vagina
Epic Fail or Win?
Fail.
Cookie or Cake?
Cookie, Cake is a Lie.
Epic Win or Epic Fail?
Epic Win'
Copier or Fax?
Fax because it makes the cool dial up noise :3
Bananas or Melons?
Bananas, Full of potassium
Truce or Deuce?
None !
愛や性別をたくさん or たくさんのお金を
愛や性別をたくさん
A lot of Sex and Love
Taking Japanese when I get the chance :D
Moonshine or Heroine?
Heroin, Just cause its expensive.
Furry of Fluffy
Fluffy, he is epic!
Teamspeak or Vent
Teamspeak.
Polish or Portugal ?
Polish.
Neverlends or Sealands?
Neverlands..?
*I don't feel like going through 60 other pages so..*
Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?
Bruce Lee he is sexy.
M.J or B.G?
Ummm how about B.J xD
Cheese or Taco
Taco
$5 Footlong or Big Mac?
Both are bad for health!
Alcoholic or Drug addicted?
$5 r proven to be healthier, way healthier.
WoW or Rage quit?
WoW! It's not awsome!
Alcoholic or Drug Addicted?
Alcoholic.
Demoman or Soldier?
DEMA-MA-MO MAN!
Spears or Swords?
Spears?
We or us?
And now he is here to fuck us! - Spy
Tum tum or Dum dum?
Dum dum dunno why
Dark Angel or 19YearOldLesbian (ha this one is tricky xD)
Both
Task Force 141 or Spetnaz? <- MW2
Uh, Spetsnaz?
Full words or 1n73rn37 534k?
Full words.
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Grammar Nazi or Fail Speller?
Grammer Nazi, because it looks nicer.
Hello or hello, hello?
You say goodbye, And I say hello!
Perma Ban or Humiliation beyond repair?
Humiliation, I still get to play on the server.
Fluffy or Bald?
Fluffy!
Tum tum or Dam dam?
Tum Tum
Peroxide or Cyanide?
Grammar Nazi
Murlocs or a Hamburger
Murlocs
Wine or Swine?
Wine
Suicide or shot to death.
I'll shoot you no worrys.
Tomato god or pinaple messaias
Pineapple Messiahs.
Russia or Soviet Union?
Soviet union.
CIA or FBI? And CIA can only use tomatos for guns and FBI uses strawberrys
Strawberries > Tomatoes, so FBI.
70's or 80's?
80's
Me or you?
You
Hell or Heaven?
Heaven
Russian Spetsnaz Forces or Chernobyl Shadows?
Chernobyl Shadows! co-leader support ftw
pot or cigs?
pot.
Raped in the ass, raped in the mouth?
ass, ive wondered >.>
YOU'VE BROKEN THE CHAIN! SHAME ON YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!
Man who stalks people to rape them or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
man who stalks people to rape them (OMG i failed that day)
Spy or Spai?
Spai, Internet language badassery ftw.
Crussaria or FO3!?
FO3
Mudkipz or Pikachus.
mudkipz being rode by a pikachus
baloni sandwich or salami sandwich?
samali sandwich
Sims 3 or sims 1?
Sims on-
Neither.
Headcrab or Spycrab.
spycrab!
you or me?
You.
AK-47 or AK-74?
AK-74
Now or later?
Now!
666 or 999 ? (69 isn't allowed)
999
Bandits or Loners?
Loners, cause they can transform into LOLBANDITS!!!
her or him?
Her, for obvious reasons.
Obvious or complicated?
Complicated.
Radiation burns or fire burns?
Fire burns (Radiation burns will kill you later anyway)
Nazi Party or Commie Party?
Commie party.
Tits or GTFO?
tits
leet or 1337?
Leet because 1337 is for idiots.
Swap or Swamp?
swap, huh
this or that?
That, as in "That hot chick I banged"
Kotor or ME !?!
Me!
Dum or Dam?
Dam
Fish or Hotdog.
hotdog, hate fish
Mr. T or Chuck norris or bruce lee or jesus
Burce Lee his movies were actually rather good.
"Sex on the beach" or "Tequila sunrise" ?
Hmm... Sex on the Beach sounds kinky.
TF2 or CS:S?
TF2. I hate CSS
Water or H2O
H2O because it's 100% clean water.
Classic or Metal?
Classic.
Buttplugs?
no...
spai sappin ur sandwich or spai sapping my engie?
Engi.
HCL or H2SO4?
ummm HCL
Dark angel should be a admin or not?
Sure?
Raped or draped?
I guess i would choose rape...
Medic or Unknown? (Tunds sign)
medic
me or you?
me...
Riot shield or M9
m9
it or him?
it dunno why....
Little Elf or Last Exile?
Neither, Silver Knight
Santa or The easter bunny?
Santa
Hax or Dr.Hax?
Hax - No idea what it means.
Wine or Tonic ?
Seeing how Tonic has no alcohol in it i'ma go for the Wine (Tonic is just a drink mixer pretty much)
Rawr or Roar?
rawr is dinosaur for i love you <3
hotdogs or corndogs?
corndogs
Wine or wine ?
wine
sandvich or sandwhich?
Sandvich
Keys or Locks?
Key ... it's realited to an old saying not gonna explain.
O2 or IPhone?
Oz
Want or to want
Want
CV-47 or M4A1?
m4a1
Fallout 3 rp or crussia?
Fallout RP
Bioshock 2 RP or Bioshock RP =)
biochock *#?*
l0lz or lols
lols
MassEffect 2 or Left 4 Dead 2...Or AvP
L4D 2
Cherry or Apple tobbacco?
Cherry
Pie or Icecream
IceCream!
Strelok or Scar?
strelok, Scar pisses me off.
Tho Strelok is ugly.
Strelok or Alexander Degtyarev?
Alexander Degtyarev
Nom or moN?
Nom
Nikujaga or Oyakodon ?
Oyakodan just cause it sounds cool
1 $ or 1 RU
1 RU, i can make more with it then a $.
hmmm
Pingas or Bonk ?
Bonk!!!!!!!!
Anime Freaks like Black Star or Serious people like Fluffy =D ?
black star is too much weeaboo. FLUFFY
Fried Chicken or grape drink?
GRAPE DRINK NIGGA.
red kool aid or fried chicken
Fried Chicken!!
Nom or not to nom?
Nom
this or that
This, cause THAT could be anything.
Pedoctor or Pedog?
Pedog
Ketchup or Catsup
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Ketchup.
Dick in ass or dick in mouth?
(I think I killed this thread with that one.)
Mouth, would probably hurt less, and if it were rape, well. Lets just say I can get my blood to boil :)
Angle of Death or Devil of Life?
Angle of Death
Pepsi or Original good Ol' Coke
Coke fuck ya
Heroin or rape
Heroin, that was a nasty one.
I'll do a easier one.
Zynga or Steam?
Steam
Red or Blue
blue
Dicks with chicks or chicks with dicks?
Dicks with chicks, cuase then the girly doesnt have a penis
Jews or blacks?
Jews, atleast they don't steal your bikes.
Deet or Connor
Deet, because it sounds sort of like Leet.
Lolbandit or Lolmerc.
lolbandit cus they dont know how to rob for shit
Leprosy (loosing body parts) or Tourrets (causes you to do obscene or inapropirate things without controll).
Tourrets, Atleast it won't stop me from trolling.. I mean.. Playing, yeah.
Stalker or Metro 2033
Metro 2033.
Herpes or AIDS?
Herpes, because then I won't bleed everywhere and won't be thought of as gay.
WoW or Everquest?
Everquest because i dont even know what it is.
Freedom Or DUTY?
Freedam.
They have plenty of online players and they know how to RP.
Google Chrome or Safari?
Chrome...it has a more sleek look to it and in my opinion is better.
Radiation Poisoning or A foot growing out of your chest.
Foot from my chest. It's kinky.
Minge or Adminge?
Minge. So I can have second chance.
Military or Monolith.
Military
The Overseer or The Overseer?
um... I'm having a hard time on question 10. What did you put?
Killed by bloodsucker or mind fucked by a controller?
Buttfucked by a control--
Mindfucked by a controller. (sorry for the typo)
Joining the ecologist or being sodomised by a big black muscular Nigger.
Joining eco.
Zerg rushed or Protoss rush?
Zerg Rush
Joining Ecos or Rape blakes ass ?
LOLNECROPOST
Join ecos.
Eat a shit sandwich or eat a sandwich made of knives 'n shit.
Shit Sandwich.
Eat your mom out or get raped horribly by your father.
Eat your mom out
Dicksbutts, Or Dicks period.
Dicksbutts - wtf?
Purple or Pink?
Pink - Revive!
Nexus or Radscript
Nexus
Fat girl who wants you to wear a condom, Or hot girl who wants you to make a child.
well im married, can the hot girl be my wife, and if yes then yeah cause we are trying to have a baby...
serrated knife for steak or smooth edged knife for steak?
Smooth edged knife
Poo or Pee?
pee, so i can BLAST STUFF WITH PISS
die in a fire or die in lava?
Die in Lava
Sunrise Suit or genetic mutation into a bloodsucker.
sucker all the what
What what in the butt kid or what what in my asshole kid?
what what in my asshole kid
RED Gay Heavy or BLU Furry Spy ?
RED Gay Heavy
Go to jail? (you only get one choice cause you're black)
Break those Cuffs.
Sinalco or real Coca-Cola
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 25-08-2010
Break those Cuffs.
Sinalco or real Coca-Cola
Sinalco is non-existant over here. Coca-Cola.
Battlefield Bad Company 2 or Modern Warfare 2.
Modern Warfare 2
Eat shit
Or
Get raped
eat shit
scatgirl or cp
Quote from: Jake on 25-08-2010
eat shit
scatgirl or cp
Scat.
Yellow snow or brown snow
Yellow Snow
Ass or Tits
Tits all the way!
Stalker pwning Sniper or Monster pwning Shotgun?
Sniper. You can pwn monsters with it too.
LURK mod or Oblivion lost.
Lurk
Loose a leg.
or
Loose a arm?
Quote from: Alexander Degtyarev on 27-08-2010
Lurk
Loose a leg.
or
Loose a arm?
Leg
Aerosol or Roll-on deodrant
Roll-on.
Epilepsy or dyslexia?
Epilepsy
Mel Gibson or Vin Diesel ?
Vin Diesel
Surprise Buttsex (Someone doing this to you and it hurts a lot.) or Rape (You don't like it because they cut you each time they penetrate you, due to that person being a total dick, they literately take it out EVERY single time they go in. Yes, it's a guy and it is happening to you.)
Rape (I have bigger blades)
War or Famine?
war people get jobs
Star wars or Lord of the rings
Lord of the rings
Because I hate all Space-related RP
Enclave or BoS
FUCKING ENCLAVE!
To be or not to be?
To not be,cause its cool
Chuck norris vs god..who will win?
Chuck Norris Gods not real.
Batman vs joker
Batman
whyku or death
Neither
Ban or Ban?
Hmm... Ban
Trader or Ecologist?
Ecologist
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Or
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Ahhh ignorence from the early 21st Cent.
Oh God, you've got some win right there, Mr. Blake. The soap.
New Vegas or Las Vegas?
New Vegas
Call of Duty or Halo?
Halo
Sexism or Racism
Black Sheep-This or That (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ6wGtqKuIw#)
Racism. Sexism makes me mad :(
Drowning or autoerotic asphyxiation?
autoerotic asphyxiation ((Sounds tasty))
Bullet to the head, or Knife to the head
Dick to the mouth.
Last.Exile giving you anal, on the condition that doing so will result in ep3 being released.
OR
Getting adopted by madona for being 'Different'
The first one
Peanut butter with anthrax, or Jelly with Pneumonia
The second one.
Get stabbed 13 times or watch spiderman 3
Spiderman 3 "Never saw it"
The YES song, Or JB-Baby (Gay) song
The gay one cause gays are cool.
chernobyl or s42
Chernobyl, less crashy.
Non-exploding fighter-bomb to the balls or watching teletubbies 24/7 for a month?
Of course teletubbies O_o,that is so obvious-why do you even ask?
money or gold?
Money.
Day or Night.
Night
Pussy or cock
Pussy ;3
EVE or WoW?
Hmm..WoW.
-anyway nice colored name Astarathia-
Super super serious serious RP without minges,or serious RP with minges?
Neither.
NCR or FRA?
Who the hell wouldn't say "Super super serious with no minges?"
FRA for sure, as long as they didn't fuck up horribly and ran how they were supposed to.
Deal with whiny 12 year old Minecraft players or deal with moronic FORP players
FORP players.
Be Plunger or be a Walrus?
Walrus.
Panasonic or Toshiba
Paintcheck-In super super serious serious RP you have to be THAT serious so that what you think is serious is not even close to super serious.
Panasonic
Titanic (without that disaster) or best car on the world?
Best Car In the World.
Batman or Spiderman
My dick.
Argue with Plunger or Argue with CommanderA (Ramnachan/Anton)
... Oh god...
OH GODDDDDDDD
Argue with CommanderA
Death by penguins or Death by flying elephants?
Flying elephants, they cant touch me on the ground
Spiders, or Tarantulas
Spiders they my bros
Woman with a cock or man with a pussy
Woman so I can play with her boobies lol
Xbox or Pc
I am not that bad to argue with, at least I don't troll you, and I am actually arguing about things I care for.
PC, obviously. Consoles are terrible. :P
Firefox or Google Chrome?
Google Chrome
World of Warcraft or Lord of the Rings Online
LotRO
Shitty Browser 1 or Shitty Browser 2?
Shitty Browser 2.
Trine or Sex
Sex, I guess?
NCR or Legion?
NCR
Death or Torture?
Death
Eaten by a turtle or Eaten by a cockroach
Turtle
Be doomed to get paper cuts between your fingers, toes, and lips OR live in Somalia for a year
Somalia...
Be forced to watch Doctor Who, or be forced to watch every episode of Dora the Explorer?
I like Doctor Who, so....
Eat a box of raw potatos or eat a sack of mud?
raw potatoes .
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sleep on a bed of nails ? or , sleep in a bath tub filled with piss ?
Mmmm, yellow bath.
Rape a man with AIDS, or rape a hermaphrodite ?
Hermaphrodite all the way.
Blonde hair or brunette?
Blonde hair
Penguin or Walrus?
Walrus.
HEV mark 4 protective suit or SEVA
HEV Mark 4 protective suit ONLY IF IT CAME WITH A CROWBAR. If no crowbar then i'd take a SEVA.
Dicks or balls
Quote from: Longlostblake on 30-05-2011
HEV Mark 4 protective suit ONLY IF IT CAME WITH A CROWBAR. If no crowbar then i'd take a SEVA.
Dicks or balls
Balls. Because balls don't have to be gay.
Air Force or Navy?
AF.
Fucking jets
FBI or CIA?
FBI-ON THE FLOOR!
Sex with 2 gays or sex with shemale?
shemale
fuck a duck or duck a fuck
Duck a fuck
Have sex with a donkey and get every super power, or have sex with a gay guy and choose any super power you want?
Quote from: FrostyFrosty on 03-07-2011
Duck a fuck
Have sex with a donkey and get every super power, or have sex with a gay guy and choose any super power you want?
A donkey is fine also...
Get thrown into a giant meet grinder? Or getting ran the fuck over by a boat on a lake?
dumb
stalker or metro2033
Stalker!
....
Giantic cookie or metro 2033 RP?
Alright....
Which universe do you want to be in, Stalker: Clear sky or Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl?
Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl
Death by Guy Strippers or Death by Ravanger as his Bloodsucker
Err. . . Isaac Clarke or Father Gregori?
ISSAC CLARKE
Bestiality, or Furry Porn?
Why did I get skipped.....
Quote from: whyku on 25-07-2011
Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl
Death by Guy Strippers or Death by Ravanger as his Bloodsucker
Death by Strippers
Which would you rather have? A Women with fish tail or a Fish with women legs?
You skipped me Caso >:C
Quote from: FrostyFrosty on 25-07-2011
You skipped me Caso >:C
Fine, I'll do it.
Furry porn. At least it
resembles a human.
Jake or Spades?
Quote
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Spades.. Anywhere..Anyday
Salsa or Cheese?
CHEESE
Killing Poopship, or torturing Turkey :3
Torturing Turkey, it's more satisfying making someone suffer.
Which would you rather have? A Women with fish tail or a Fish with women legs?
Quote from: Caso on 26-07-2011
Torturing Turkey, it's more satisfying making someone suffer.
Which would you rather have? A Women with fish tail or a Fish with women legs?
Woman with fish tail.
Battlefield Bad Company 2 or Modern Warfare?
Battlefield ftw.
Rather be a... ghoul? or super mutant?
Quote from: mxh24 on 29-07-2011
Battlefield ftw.
Rather be a... ghoul? or super mutant?
Ghoul
NARNIA OR MIDDLE EARTH??
Quote from: PwnyXpress on 03-08-2011
Quote from: mxh24 on 29-07-2011
Battlefield ftw.
Rather be a... ghoul? or super mutant?
Ghoul
NARNIA OR MIDDLE EARTH??
narnia, for all of those sexy ice bitches
nig or nog?
Nig.
Twinky or Ding-Dongs?
Twinky.
Boomer or spitter?
MACHININMERCENARY STARTLED THE WITCH
Quote from: Machinimercenary on 11-08-2011
Twinky.
Boomer or spitter?
Boomer..Spitters are kinda nasty.
mercs or bandits?
Mercs.
Rape a fat dude or get raped by a fat dude? (Going for shcok-value on this.)
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 15-08-2011
Mercs.
Rape a fat dude or get raped by a fat dude? (Going for shcok-value on this.)
Cowards. I'll take this question.
Rape a fat dude. Pretend it's just a fat girl. Not like you can see his junk under all those rolls. Plus, he already has tits.
(Guys:) Yiff a female furry or fuck a male human?
(Girls:) Yiff a male furry or, uhh... yiff a male furry. With a giant cock.
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 19-08-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 15-08-2011
Mercs.
Rape a fat dude or get raped by a fat dude? (Going for shcok-value on this.)
Cowards. I'll take this question.
Rape a fat dude. Pretend it's just a fat girl. Not like you can see his junk under all those rolls. Plus, he already has tits.
(Guys:) Yiff a female furry or fuck a male human?
(Girls:) Yiff a male furry or, uhh... yiff a male furry. With a giant cock.
This question is obviously stylized for Blackstar and I will wait until a time wherein he has dealt with this shit.
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 19-08-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 15-08-2011
Mercs.
Rape a fat dude or get raped by a fat dude? (Going for shcok-value on this.)
Cowards. I'll take this question.
Rape a fat dude. Pretend it's just a fat girl. Not like you can see his junk under all those rolls. Plus, he already has tits.
(Guys:) Yiff a female furry or fuck a male human?
(Girls:) Yiff a male furry or, uhh... yiff a male furry. With a giant cock.
Yiff a female furry.
Chew on glass or diamonds?
Yiff a female furry. Lolwhynot? Better then glass.
Join milifags or Doody.
Milifags.
Poop or pee
Piss. Takes less time.
Have a building fall on top of you or jump off of its roof? (We're assuming its a large office skyscraper.)
Jump off the building (I can fly you know!)
Chop off your cock or chop off your nut sack?
Nut sack..
Who will destroy the world?
Reapers or aliens?
The reapers of course, although they are aliens...
Inject yourself with a strange substance from a filthy hypodermic needle, or inject yourself with 10 syringes of heroine from squeaky clean hypodermic needles?
Strange substance.
Shave your head, and shoot yourself in the dick, or shave your dick, and shoot yourself in the head.
Shave my dick, shoot myself in the head.
Eat out your mom, or suck off your dad?
Eat out mom. Homie ain't gay.
Give a reach-around to a hobo or recieve a reach-around from a hobo while someone video tapes it with the intention of uploading it to YouTube.
recieve a reach-around from a hobo while someone video tapes it with the intention of uploading it to YouTube
Close your eyes, pretend it is the girl of your dreams, and wait for it to get banned from youtube.
Live without use of sight or feeling?
Feeling
Eat your poop for a week, or drink your pee for a week?
Easy one, drink your piss for a week. If Bear Gryll's can do it, so can I.
Eat 10 .30/06 cartridges and shit them out, or eat 1 .50 caliber Browning MG cartridge and shit it out.
10 of the .30/06 cartridges, the .50 cal would probably tear something
Shot of cum or a pint of piss, both fresh from an anonymous donor?
Pint of Piss.
Whiskey or Rum? >:)
Quote from: Chippy on 19-05-2012
Pint of Piss.
Whiskey or Rum? > :)
This is the hardest choice on here... Uhh... Ruskey! (Mix em both, I'm cool like dat.)
I'd go whiskey, I'm familiar with it.
Bear hug a cactus for 20 seconds or jump on broken glass 5 times?
...Bear hug Cactus...
JUST BECAUSE!! THEY ARE MY WORST ENEMY ON TERRARIA BEFORE THE UPDATE...ill get my revenge, cuz nobody likes my hugs.
Terraria or Minecraft?
Minecraft, there is a terraria mod for it.
PS3 or XBox? (Answering this incorrectly will cause the loss of all possible friendship status with me, and my pet rock Andy)
PS3.
Granite or marble?
Marble. It's pretty.
Rap or Metal.
Metal.
SRP or SWRP?
SWRP definetly SWRP
Remnant or Republic? (I know Republic isn't in SWRP for now.)
Remnant - because Republic isn't in SWRP.(Joke.Just Remnant.)
McDonald or KFC? (And why? :o?)
KFC. I would rather eat allot of small chicken wings than just a few overpriced burgers.
Drown or Burn to death?
Burn.It sounds more..awesome, I mean you get drawn just water and you are like blargh blargh gief me air.
Moustache or beard?
Beard, mustaches are for pedophiles.
Blaster or Lightsaber? (keep in mind having a lightsaber does not make you a jedi, or able to block lasers)
Quote from: Das_Uberman on 27-05-2012
Beard, mustaches are for pedophiles.
Blaster or Lightsaber? (keep in mind having a lightsaber does not make you a jedi, or able to block lasers)
Pedophile Beards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU#ws)
problem ?
Blaster.
A long-haired cat or a short-haired cat?
Quote from: lolKieck on 28-05-2012
A long-haired cat or a short-haired cat?
Uhh... I cant choose the median? Really, it depends on how long of hair is on the short haired cat. But, If I have to choose...
Short hair
Quiet Scene Girl or Prissy Blonde Cheerleader?
Quiet Scene Girl.
Raiden or Grey Fox?
Quote from: knife_cz on 14-08-2012
Quiet Scene Girl.
Raiden or Grey Fox?
Raiden forever! <3
Sweet or savory?
Quote from: Sugar on 12-04-2013
Raiden forever! <3
Sweet or savory?
Savory!
Coffee or Tea?
Tea.
Communist Russia or Imperial Russia.
Quote from: lolKieck on 13-04-2013
Tea.
Communist Russia or Imperial Russia.
Imperial Russia, Communist Russia is too overrated.
Finn or Jake
Jake
Westeros (and the rest) or Middle Earth
Westeros
Pizza or Kebab
@lolKieck
Remove Kebab
Necropost or Tsundere Silver.Knight
Necropost
good or bad?
Bad, bruh.
Team Fortress 2 or Overwatch?
GTFO
Eva or Evaan??