The Vending machine game!

[Zero]

You recieve me

I insert phone

[Goose]

You get Shitty reception

Insert HD TV

[Locke]

You get screen lag, and cannot play rock band :'(

I insert my own death certificate

[Goose]

You get hundreds of mourner's from HGN

Insert mento's

[Fluffy]

You get...

The Mentos Thief 2

I insert Fallout 3

[Zero]

You receive disappointment

I insert educati0n!

[lolKieck]

You receive useless brain.

I insert lolcats !

[Assassinator]

You get funny pictures.

I insert Advice Dog.

[lolKieck]

You get an advice how to get murloc pet and costume.

I insert a snork.

[Assassinator]

You get a hunter.

I insert Left 4 Dead 2.

[Blake.H]

Your body gets switched with Rochelle and you die instantly in Versus mode ending your poor miserable life for ever, well at least until the next round.

I insert an apple.

[Assassinator]

You get a pear.

I insert Blake's avatar.

[Zero]

You recieve a disfigured fat guy smiling creepily at you.

I insert my alarm clock.

[Assassinator]

You get snooze.

I insert spy.

[Zero]

You get french accent and a balaclava and the phrase "Gentleman?"

I insert Pyro

[lolKieck]

You get a gasmask and an axe for kids.

I insert Ezio from AC2.

[Assassinator]

You get awesomesauce.

I insert Altair.

[Dark Angel]

You get 2x Altair

I insert my depression

[Assassinator]

You get our happiness.

I insert Dark Angel.

[Goose]

You get Evil Lesbian

Insert Chinese people

[Zero]

You recieve war and Korean hatred.

I insert Water

[Dark Angel]

You get cocaine

[Assassinator]

I insert Dark's nothing.

[Rhyom Guther]

You get Murlocks

I insert hentai

[Dragon]

You get mentlegen.

I insert A dragon.