The Vending machine game!

Started by Ari, 16-09-2009

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keyfoot

You get it sharpened

i insert a dog

Assassinator

You get a mangled dog inside a vending machine and his chopped off tail comes out.

I insert a cat.

klp4

You get a cheeseburger.


I insert a president
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


OrangeReal

You get George W. Bush

I insert cum.
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Radek

You get your mom (Sorry i just had to)

I insert Posts.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Zero

You recieve flames and more posts.

I insert a ticking timebomb


Assassinator

Granted, you recieve an explosion when it blows up.

I insert an explosion.


Assassinator

You get death.

I insert an achievement.

Radek

You get Garry.

I insert A Sword.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Assassinator

You get a shield.

I insert a murloc.

Plunger

Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 14-10-2009
You get a shield.

I insert a murloc.
You get a canceled WoW subscription.

I insert anti-matter.

Zero

You recieve a 500,000 bill for radiation poisoning.


lolKieck

I insert my dick.
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keyfoot

you get a stub

i insert a dollar

lolKieck

You get a can, which hits your balls and penis, making you Eunuch.
I insert a lolcat.
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scoutfreak

you get a litter of kittydogs.

I insert my penis.

Zero

You Recieve a Vagina?

I insert time itself


Mangoman

you get down syndrome
I insert the country of australia

churro5

You get a pissed sniper "Jarating" you until dying from internal cutting, massive bleeding, infection and smell.

I insert Doomburguer

Assassinator

It's gets stuck half way and all you get is "burger".

I insert a hotdog.

Radek

You get a Dog.

I insert Stars.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Assassinator

You get a son.   (Son as in a person, not a star)

I insert the earth.

Radek

You get.. Rubble..

I insert The universe.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Blake.H

You get my dick

I insert a strange smelling brown liquid

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