The corrupt a wish game!

[Goose]

Granted i hope you like monopoly money

I wish Cows went Meow

[lolKieck]

Granted, but you see cows meowing in TV

I wish for a Interior Crocodile Alligator

[Assassinator]

Granted but then it becomes clingy and never leaves you so you can never leave your house.

I wish I had a Murloc friend.

[lolKieck]

Granted but it runs away when it sees you.

I wish for new blood (not mingy) for HGN to play with.

[Assassinator]

Granted but then the server is always full and you can NEVER enter it.

I wish I could buy games while in another country with ease. Q_Q

[lolKieck]

Granted but they are all in Chinese and crash after a few seconds.

I wish for 5 lolcats a day.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but they don't appear!

I want to want!

[Radek]

Fuck off.

I wish my post count wouldent freeze up all the frikin time.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but your spam bot eventually creates its intelligence, rebels from you and makes 2012 apocalypse.

I wish one mirrion dorrarz.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but you get one minion of a dollar!

I want to want!

[Assassinator]

You want but die.

I wish I had a stun stick.

[Pirate]

Granted, but the stunstick explodes in your hands the second you get it and it blows your head off.

I wish I had a ferret.

[Assassinator]

Granted but then it eats you alive while you sleep.

I wish I had TWO ferrets.

[Zero]

Granted one used a flamethrower while the other got into your head and smashed your brain and your ferrets killed you

I wish for 3 weeks to end

[Assassinator]

Granted but you died in the second week.

I wish for advice dog generator to work.

[Dark Angel]

Granted it works in your head and you go insane.

I want to want.

[Pirate]

Granted, but you go insane and kill you self saying "I want to want.... I want to want...." over and over.

[Pirate]

Crap didn't post a wish, and my edit button wont work.

I wish Silver Knight would un IP ban me so I don't have to use this proxy.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but your proxy can't be taken down and you are using crap one.

I want to want!

[Assassinator]

You want but die.

I wish for my computer to automatically clear out for me.

[Megamaff]

Your whole harddrive is wiped.

I wish for infinite power!

[Strelok Holmes]

You gain the infinite power of self failure!

I wish the third world war will happen, killing us all!

[lolKieck]

Granted, but then there will not be SRP on.

I wish for Guitar SWEP to appear.

[Megamaff]

Granted, but its bugged.
I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.

[Rhyom Guther]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I could fly.