The corrupt a wish game!

[Afromana]

Granted, but you overclock the CPU it by a mistake to 100 GHz and the computer implodes.

I wish for Head Admin (Wait what?)

[keyfoot]

granted you get a head of a admin.

i wish for a cookie

[churro5]

Granted you get cookie mosnter licking at you.

I wish i had a pipboy

[keyfoot]

granted, its a inrepairable broken one.

i wish for a sandwich

[churro5]

Sandwich eats you

I wish for a KGB

[keyfoot]

you get a BGK

i wish for a turtle

[churro5]

whats a BGK?

Granted, its on coma

I wish to know whats a BGK

[keyfoot]

granted, you knwp it for 0.01 seconds, then you forget.

i wish for a soda

[churro5]

You get it but whne you drink you fart until your butt hole reaches 2km wide


I wish for a new clock

[keyfoot]

granted, it saps your computer though

i wish for aids

[churro5]

You failed again for no wishing.

I wish you to remeber to post your wish

[Steel]

You forget...

I wish that i had NO money. :P

[keyfoot]

granted, you have useless money thats called no. its made out of toilet paper

i wish for a toothpick

[Wazer Wifle]

Granted, but you end up getting anally raped by the toothpick.

I wish I killed myself.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but you are reincarnating again, again and again.
I wish for not using cheats which let you find items in the map in SRP.

[Dark Angel]

Granted you are using VAC based hack and get Source Engine VAC banned.


I want to want!

[churro5]

You get owned by Ganendor again

I wish to you guys develop the godfather gamemode

[Pawx]

Granted, But a hacker leaked it and we had to Close it down.

I wish The Zone was Real.

[Dark Angel]

Granted it is , but it's PSEUDO Zone and you don't know how to get there.

I want to want!

[keyfoot]

granted now you want to not want to want

i wish for a pancake farm!

[Assassinator]

Granted but locusts eat it all away.

I wish for Vortigaunt Tribe Roleplay.

[keyfoot]

granted, but your a cockroach in it and you get stepped on.

i wish for a dollar

[Assassinator]

Granted but it explodes in your hands, leaving you with stubs.

I wish for a vortigaunt position in tribal roleplay.

[keyfoot]

granted, but your a ugly votigaunt, so they all shun you and throw rocks at you till you die.

i wish for a sandwhich

[Assassinator]

Granted, you get buried in sand which suffocates you. (The actual spelling is sandwich.  :P)

I wish for a P90.