The corrupt a wish game!

[Zero]

Granted, it dissapears only for you, and the other weird french person.

I wish humanity was destroyed.

[Radek]

Granted but happens very slowly.. And it starts by killing you off.

I wish everyone knew how good uncharted 2 is.

[Dark Angel]

Whatever you just say i do everything to make it corrupt!


I want to want!

[lolKieck]

Granted but you pee yourself everytime you want.

I wish the stalker suit had Armor.

[keyfoot]

granted, but its so heavy you get crushed by the weight.

i wish for a man eating rubber ducky to eat me.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but he doesnt eat you, and you become emo-stalker by that and kill yourself while cutting your wrists.

I wish for mooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr artifact typez, which are not rare.

[Assassinator]

Granted but then artifacts are fail, give no benefits, and YOU have to pay people money so they will take your artifacts.

I wish for murlocs to be real.

[scoutfreak]

Granted, but you must  play wow for 200 years to see them.


I wish i blood suckers were friendly.

[Assassinator]

Granted, but you must  play wow for 200 years to see them.

Lol, I don't see the corruption.



Granted, but to everyone but you.

I wish I could fit more pics into my sig.

[scoutfreak]

Granted but they can only be pictures of gay porn.


I wish Stalker SoC would work  :'(

[Dark Angel]

Granted it works on Linux now.

I want to want!

[Radek]

Granted but you end up just wanting everything, Which makes you buy so much that you lose all of your money and then die a lonly death in te streets of japan. Broke.. homeless.. and Srpless..
(Stop saying that it aint a bloody wish to want.. You could say i wish i could want or something )

I wish The server wouldent crash when your building bases.

[Assassinator]

Granted but then it crashes right when you're done building it.

I wish Gmod wouldn't take so long to delete.

[Zero]

Granted it takes 2 minutes to delete that and your computer.

I wish it was summer vacation.

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, but obama passes his " More school" law and your in school the hole time 365 days a year till 7 PM Like a little slave child.

I wish i didn't move into this house i hate and was still in my old apartment

[Mangoman]

you go to the first apartment ever made
I wish i was 1337

[Dark Angel]

Granted you are dead because you are 1337 years old.


I want to want!

[Radek]

You got to be fucking kidding me... Your doing this just to annoy me arent you...

Ok you want stuff.. Gratz.. Cant actually grant you anything sence you dident Wish.

I wish Lessi would stop the damn I want to want sence it's not an actually wish..

[Assassinator]

Granted but she then nags everyone so bad that we have to allow her to again.

I wish that Windows wasn't so fail.

[churro5]

Granted, but now Bill Gates gives up and Linux takes over control wiping every computer having Windows forcing them to have Linux.

I wish to meet god (if he exists)

[Midnight]

Granted but only to send you strait to hell personally.

I wish I had the best mustache in the would.

[Assassinator]

Granted, but it's so good that it has it's own personality and it strangles you to death.

I wish for awesomesauce. (The noun, not the adjective.)

[Radek]

Granted, you get so much that you drown in it.

I wish i was higher up on the top posters list.

[Assassinator]

Granted but then you get banned.

I wish Radek lost four hundred posts.

[Radek]

Granted, but everyone else loses 3000 posts, making Me the top poster.

I wish I the clock wasent 3 am :S