The corrupt a wish game!

[klp4]

Granted, but I'm the only one who will be able to play it!

I wish for Murloc rp.

[OrangeReal]

Granted but every time you try to join the rp you crash.

I wish have $1 for a pop.

[Assassinator]

Granted but it burns in your hands.

I wish that I would be able to play Epic Murloc Island VII.

[klp4]

Granted but it's just an illusion O.o

I wish that I could have my own murloc-parrot-pet.

[OrangeReal]

Granted but your parrot died.

I wish immune to all bacteria and viruses.

[keyfoot]

granted, but you turn pink

i wish for chocolates

[Aznpunk77]

 Granted, but I ate them.

I wish I had a better computer.

[keyfoot]

granted, but i get it after you use it for 5 minutes.

I wish for more wishes

[asoldier290]

Granted, but the man next to you wished for an Xbox with every game for the next 5 years on it and recieved one VIA mispalced FedEx.

I wish that srp_redemption_v2 worked on my computer.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but SK makes srp_redemption_v2_night which blows up your PC

I want to want!

[Steel]

Granted but because of the ammount you want your head explodes.

I wish that i could drive now.

[Radek]

Granted but the first thing that happens is that you get hit by another car and die.. Tuff luck.

I wish L4D2 would come out nowz! And with no bugs and i could get a copy of it.

[Steel]

It will come out but L4D will happen IRL :D

I wish radek would promote me again already :P

[Dark Angel]

Granted and thanks to me it doesn't get corrupt!

I want to want!

[klp4]

Granted but only for one second.


I wish that I could wish again, and again, and again, and again.

[Assassinator]

Granted but they all get corrupted.

I wish for Military to have a Black Ops.

[asoldier290]

Granted, a division of black men is assigned to your unit. they all want KFC and have a horrid speech impediment.

I wish for a inversely corrupted wish to be corrupted and then reversely corrupted to become corrupted.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, But I went wtf and say all your wishes are corrupted.

I wish people would stop repeating wishes.

[keyfoot]

granted, but people say so many new wishes, that you HAVE to repeat

I wish for a aids sandwich

[Assassinator]

Granted but it explodes when you get near it, killing you quickly.

I wish for Steam to remake Steam itself so it isn't so lame.

[keyfoot]

granted, but it costs 200$ TO GET...

i wish for a boat

[klp4]

Granted but it sinks.

I wish for the new Battlefield to come out!

[keyfoot]

granted but that SINKS

i wish for skynet!

[Assassinator]

Granted but then all the computers blow up when you're near them.

I wish for a signature.

[keyfoot]

granted, you get charged 99999.99$

I wish for a duck, maybe a rubber one?