The corrupt a wish game!

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, your head explodes.

[asoldier290]

Granted, your head explodes.

make a wish dumbass

[Wannabe Taco]

I wish i could make extremely hot girls with my mind then fuck the shit out of them...

[asoldier290]

Granted you commence Jihad and get sent to heaven with 72 Virgins wearing awesome tight clothes. they all get in your bed and take it all off.... there all dominant Virgin trannys.

I wish for people to come play on the server with me. (like really right now)

[Wannabe Taco]

Trannys Hmm? Ah.... Er... *Ahem* Moving on...

Granted, There all 10 years old and just got gmod.

I wish for a happie!

[keyfoot]

hippie or happie?

I say hippie

Granted, ut its a dude hippie

I wish for a cookie <3 =3

[klp4]

Granted but it's sooooo tiny!

I wish for a nice jacuzzi!

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted but you fall asleep on the controls and boil alive.


I WISH I COULD SMOKE A LOT OF POT AND NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT WHY I AM A STICK MAN

Wait... i alrdy am high.

[Radek]

Granted.. But i just called the cops on you.

I wish Taco would stop Spamming this thread.

[Wazer Wifle]

Granted, but he starts a new thread about the same exact thing and spams there.

I wish Freedom put up a better fight.

[Assassinator]

Granted but the PK all of Military.

I wish for all the Steam games.

[klp4]

Granted but your Steam breaks down and never starts working again.

I wish for Pirates of the caribbean 4 to come out!

[Radek]

Granted but you dont get to see it... Ever..

I wish More people had ODST

[OrangeReal]

Granted but everyone got it illegally.

I wish PayPal doesn't have gay fees!

[Locke]

Granted, but that's because it doesnt exist anymore

I wish I led every faction ever.

[keyfoot]

granted, but to do so, they tear you into equal peices for each faction.

I wish a was locke's #1 fan

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, But Locke always rapes his #1 Fan

I wish Soul Eater would finally come out in German Tv

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, but there's only 1 DVD

I wish people would stop calling me a spammer...

[keyfoot]

Granted, they start calling you king spammer

I wish i could get 4 more artifacts in SRP

[Assassinator]

Granted but the radiation PK's you.

I wish for a Sunrise suit in real life.

[klp4]

Granted but it's made out of really cheap plastic.

I wish for a Exo suit in real life, and that it would work properly.

[keyfoot]

Granted, but it gets rusty and turns to dust in your hands

I wish for a bakers dozen of cookies :D

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, but they are full of laxatives and cyanide.


I wish i could carve shit into stone well.

[Radek]

Granted, but the plan backfires and it carves you instead.

I wish I had a submarine, a fully working submarine with a crew that wont try to kill me or take over the ship/Submarine.

[Wannabe Taco]

Granted, but your so fat you sink it


I wish Radek would stop being a hypocrite