The corrupt a wish game!

[Caso]

YOU FORGOT TO WISH!!!

I wish, I could go to prom.

Granted, your going with your mom. Your first kiss, dance, and fuck will be with your mom during prom.

I wish it was raining men! Halioua!

[Thanatos]

Granted, your going with your mom. Your first kiss, dance, and fuck will be with your mom during prom.

I wish it was raining men! Halioua!

Granted. The world is in mass chaos as bodies of men land on people, killing them.

[Tom]

YOU FORGOT TO WISH YOU BASTARD!!!!

I wish for things to not suck as bad.

[Das_Uberman]

YOU FORGOT TO WISH YOU BASTARD!!!!

I wish for things to not suck as bad.

Granted, things now blow.

I wish for 100 thousand US Dollars in unmarked, untraceable bills in denominations of 100's, 50's and 20's, to be deposited into a storage container that I own within three miles from my house, and the money to safely reside there until such a time that I recover it, and safely deposit it into a secure swiss bank account set up by myself, without anyone asking questions.

[ZainMenloe]

Granted, things now blow.

I wish for 100 thousand US Dollars in unmarked, untraceable bills in denominations of 100's, 50's and 20's, to be deposited into a storage container that I own within three miles from my house, and the money to safely reside there until such a time that I recover it, and safely deposit it into a secure swiss bank account set up by myself, without anyone asking questions.

Granted, but the bank made an error and you now only have $10.

I wish for a computer that never breaks and an run all my games with no lag!

[Das_Uberman]

Granted, but someone steals all your games.


I wish for the Wild Hunt!

[Caso]

Granted, but someone steals all your games.


I wish for the Wild Hunt!

Granted, but you fell out of the sky and snap your neck before the hunt even started.

I wish for a leaf

[gamerhead]

Granted, but someone steals all your games.


I wish for the Wild Hunt!

Granted, but you fell out of the sky and snap your neck before the hunt even started.

I wish for a leaf

Granted, but your leaf spontaneously combusts.

I wish for an Iron man suit.

[Silver Knight]

Granted but the iron melts with you inside it.

I wish for pepsi.

[Kelse]

Granted, It's zero calorie diet mixed with coke.


I wish I had cheese nips.

[Madcombat]

Granted, It's zero calorie diet mixed with coke.


I wish I had cheese nips.

Granted, its pure mold.

I wish to turn into a Saiyan with a power level over 9000, be white and not black. Have Black Hair, blue eyes and a male!  Also with all 7 Dragonballs and a dick that isnt the dragonballs (As well as maintaining my dick.)  The Dragonballs will not be up my ass or any place in my body but in a crate infront of me.

[Gonztah]

Granted, the dragon balls are buried in corrosive shit.

I wish I was a Space Marine from the warhammer 40k series.

[Madcombat]

Granted, the dragon balls are buried in corrosive shit.

I wish I was a Space Marine from the warhammer 40k series.

Granted, you was killed for being a heretic.

I wish dark Angel wished to want.

[Dark Angel]

Granted i do it in my own way.

I wish for a wish in which i want for a want.

[Caso]

Granted, the dragon balls are buried in corrosive shit.

I wish I was a Space Marine from the warhammer 40k series.

You suck at corrupting wishes. Added Granted, but Goku comes along and defeats you by blasting you into the next dimension where the dragon balls are taken away from you and put in the corrosive shit. And in that dimension you are forced to the only human contact you'll have with you.... Yamcha

Granted i do it in my own way.

I wish for a wish in which i want for a want.

Granted, You wasted a wish for a wish which you wished to know what that wish was, which was a wish that you will never know for that wish was actually a wish that was lost in the wishing well.

I wish for another leaf that wont explode

[Madcombat]

Granted, the leaf doesnt explode but melts.

I wish for a brick.

[Gonztah]

Granted, it comes flying and hits you in the face, killing you.

I wish that you all would stop corrupting wishes.

[Ket]

Granted.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted.

But then a wild Spades appears and ruins it all.

I wish college was easier. :|

[Kelse]

Granted, you're now back in preschool with a bunch of 4 and 5 year olds, you stay the same age.

[lolKieck]

Why can't you do this right? You HAVE to wish too!

[D33tly]

So do you lolkiek.

I wish for one million U.S. dollars that will not spontaneously explode, melt, or burn, always will come back to me if I want them to, and are directly in front of my in a non-burning crate that is not covered in anything.

[Gonztah]

Granted, it is FILLED with money eating bugs.

I wish that it was friday, schoolday has just ended and all is well.

[Ket]

Granted but you failed all your exams. Congrats


I wish we were all idiots.

[meetdadoom]

Granted, due to everyone having the same level of logic everyone is actually normal

I want to bee da best!