The corrupt a wish game!

[mxh24]

I am dead.

Wish gets granted because i am dead.

I wish for life.

[D33tly]

Granted, but your will come back once the zombie apocalypse starts, and you will come nude with no weapons.... IN A GRAVEYARD!

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO USE CAPS LOCK TO BE KOOL!

[mxh24]

Wish is granted. But then your capslock breaks and your stuck on CAPS

I wish for the letter L

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but the rest of the letters spells out loser.

I wish for a [Insert Wish Here]

[mxh24]

Wish granted, The wish was to dround in a kiddy pool in kiddy land.

I wish for 5 golden retrievers.

[Frostee]

Granted, but all of them are retarded in their own way


I wish for 1,000,000.2222222222222222$

[mxh24]

Granted but the decimal moved 10 spaces left. You get $0.0100000222222222

I wish for my own pet ghoul.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but the ghoul pulled a shotgun out of his ass and shot you.

I wish for a corrupted wish!

[Knife_cz]

Granted your wish is corrupted :D

I wish to meet a normal person on internet.

[D33tly]

Granted, but you are abnormal and he blocks you

I wish for a flaming war horse of death and destruction that shots out rainbows and poptarts

[mxh24]

Granted, but you get hit in the face with a rainbow which kills you.

I wish for lost.

[Visari]

Granted, but you die before you see it.

I wish for 8 tickets to see fast and furious five for free.

[D33tly]

Granted, but the movie sucked since it had an extremely small budget

I wish i had a singing voice with my normal voice

[Frostee]

Granted, but your singing attracts dogs that wish to hump your leg.

I wish for a magical pony.

[D33tly]

Granted, but your singing attracts dogs that wish to hump your leg.

I wish for a magical pony.

That's bad? Jk I dun like beastality.

Grated, but it is dead

I wish to be a pirate

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but the interweb police found you and arrested you for Limewiring/torrenting.

I wish that BF3 came out sooner.

[D33tly]

Granted, but since it came out so soon it sucks altogether

I wish that this game will never end

[Frostee]

Granted, but it starts to get really boring

I wish for a TARDIS

[Blake.H]

Granted but its not bigger on the inside.

I wish Last.Exile would make nice complements about the picture i made for him :(

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/136/002wq.png

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but instead, everyone on HGN hates it.
I wish that Metro Last Light would come out sooner.

[Nova]

Granted, but it's so bugged that you can't even start it.

I wish Battlefield 4 would be made.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but nobody buys it,instead of it people are playing CoD mw6.

I wish to return in time and kill hitler.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but he already killed him self.
I wish for a Duke Nukem game, where it takes place on Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

[Frostee]

Granted, but the game is infested with chicks with dicks


I wish Skyrim came out sooner.

[irondeity]

Granted, but it isn't worth its hype.
I wish I wasn't so cool.