The corrupt a wish game!

[Das_Uberman]

I wish that I'd still have some good pizza.

You vomit up the pizza.
I wish I could turn invisible!

[Ping-Pong]

Granted! Sadly, faggot, your dick is the only thing that turns invisible... Hey, it can't turn back, happy raping. <3

I wish all of you could lose the game, including me.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,God loses with people and ragequits this galaxy and universe.

I wish pikachu was blue in pokemon.

[lolKieck]

Granted, now Mudkips are yellow.

I wish I had a refilling Pepsi Cola.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but it turns into refilling coca-cola,pepsi is gone.

I wish to be robot,which can do whatever he wants.

[SGT-Spartans]

Granted, but he has no arms or legs, no mobility

I wish I had time to read through all of these

[Visari]

Granted, but its rotten blue cheese.


I wish for a brand new computer.

[WOLVERINES!!!]

Granted but it becomes self-conscious and raises a robot army to take over the world

I wish torrenting a game was as easy as launch a .exe

[lolKieck]

Granted, but now opening an .exe is very difficult.
I wish for a cowboy hat for my cat.

[Visari]

Granted, but the cat dies after putting the hat on.


I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you die.
I wish that I'd be in Pimp My Ride.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but someone steals your car,so they pimp your bicycle.

[Hessen]

I wish for a bucket of clean drinking water.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,it is totaly clean,you never had that clean water before so you vomit from that much clean water.

[D33tly]

I wish that i had a class all about MINECRAFT and HGN servers =3

[WOLVERINES!!!]

Granted but all your classes are soon about Minecraft and HGN then soon your life and your friends and family are freaked out by your obsession and find it best to wipe clean all interaction with you so congrats you have no friends any more

I wish summer didnt exist because its so damn hot

[Visari]

Granted, but you moved to the south pole.


I wish for Half-Life 2: Episode 3

[Frostee]

Granted, but it turns it out it is a HUGE let down.

I wish for a man-eating Unicorn

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, but it's gay, instead of eating man, it just eats cock.

I wish I could make a beautiful woman happy all the time.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you must live under a bridge while you're giving all the money to her.

I wish that my sister's yapping would stop every time I would say "Ketchup".

[SGT-Spartans]

Granted, but its a vegetarian

I wish I didnt have to change all my passwords.

[Visari]

Granted, but then you get hacked and never recieve anything back.


I wish for infinite rubles on the SRP server.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but suddendly srp changes currency to dolars (?)

I wish exile finnaly went to manually unban me.

[D33tly]

Granted, but you get banned again

I wish i had top donation status on STALKER RP.

[jaik]

granted, but everyone moves to Fallout RP

I wish I could get mods working on Fallout 1-2