The corrupt a wish game!

[lolKieck]

Granted, another one comes back in the name "Wish Granter".

I wish that this thread would be funnier.

[jaik]

Granted, but you can't look in the thread anymore.

I wish for nothing.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you get a cookie.

I wish... well, I have no ideas.

[Dragon]

Granted, you get an idea of what to wish for, but then realise you can't have 2 wishes.

I wish that I was omnipotent.

[Commissar Nitro]

Granted but then i bring the flying box of doom upon you for treading on my teritory.

I wish i wasent dieing.

[Goose]

Granted, Now you are a leprechaun, For ever and ever and ever and ever all alone after the world comes to an end

I wish i could get a decent air soft gun in Canada >.>

[Silence)]

Granted,but you get arrested after the first game...for a year in prison.
P.S Move to scotland..hehehe

I wish...THAT EXILE WILL GIVE ME THAT GOD DAMN CAKE.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but that cake is gay flavored.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but that cake is gay flavored.

You get... wait. INSERT A FUCKING WISH !
I wish for my cat to grow some balls. Srsly.

[sebala]

Granted, but his penis (a fake - sausage) felt off when adding balls.

I wish to be a ghost.

[lolKieck]

Granted, I take your soul.

I wish my classmate would play SRP.

[Tom]

Granted but the server dies completly.

I wish that I wasn't so pissed right now.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you get high on cocaine.

I wish people would stop trying to troll me. They get owned if they do.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,you are now alone on earth,so ppl wont troll you.

I wish to see buddha which will sing "trololo".

[lolKieck]

Granted, he is crappier than Edward Khil.

I wish that Russian Doomsday device would be Edward Khil.

[lolKieck]

Granted, whole world becomes crazy.

I wish that this thread would be bumped !

[darkzerxx]

Granted, It shall be reborn By more trolls

I wish I had A ps3 to play MAG.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but the game sucks !

Wish I'd have my friends playing AC:B.

[darkzerxx]

Granted, They all Kill you repeatedly

I wish I had A new tv.

[andrewhatesyou]

Granted, but then it breaks as you put the TV down.

I wish I could go back in time to invent minecraft.

[Tom]

Granted but. . . Once you get done coding the alpha a powerful Porn Virus changes all the models to boobs and dildoes and destroys your computer, and randomly some guy assassinates you like John Wilkes Booth did to Abraham Lincoln

I wish to have infinite hot chicks that want to be on my dick, and arn't lesbain or Bi, Or Promiscuous, They just absolutely adore me.

[darkzerxx]

Granted but. . . Once you get done coding the alpha a powerful Porn Virus changes all the models to boobs and dildoes and destroys your computer, and randomly some guy assassinates you like John Wilkes Booth did to Abraham Lincoln

I wish to have infinite hot chicks that want to be on my dick, and arn't lesbain or Bi, Or Promiscuous, They just absolutely adore me.

I dont even know How to beat that...

[Turkey]

Granted but. . . Once you get done coding the alpha a powerful Porn Virus changes all the models to boobs and dildoes and destroys your computer, and randomly some guy assassinates you like John Wilkes Booth did to Abraham Lincoln

I wish to have infinite hot chicks that want to be on my dick, and arn't lesbain or Bi, Or Promiscuous, They just absolutely adore me.

granted, But they don't do anything and they don't move.

I wish this would die and stay dead.

[andrewhatesyou]

Granted, but then I bump it.

I wish that turkey posted a picture of himself.

[Turkey]

Granted, but then I bump it.

I wish that turkey posted a picture of himself.

doesnt and wont happen