The corrupt a wish game!

[nKe]

Granted. It was trained to kill you, though.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[Madcombat]

Granted, you get a tattoo all over your face as you wished for it silly.
I want... Pills.

[nKe]

Granted. Laxative and Viagra. Comes with bottle full of cooking oil to get those pills down.

I wish i could get same pills as Madcombat gets.

[Madcombat]

Granted. Laxative and Viagra. Comes with bottle full of cooking oil to get those pills down.

I wish i could get same pills as Madcombat gets.

They allow you to shit post and not give a fuck, its like HGN's version of heroin.

Granted, but your not getting my Pills.

I wish for more pills.

[Paintcheck]

You die of an overdose for the 50th time

I wish Madcombat would realize no one finds his stupid wishes funny and they are ruining the thread.

[Gonztah]

Granted but he keeps doing it anyway.

I wish there were more Spess Mehrens in this thread.

[Ket]

Wish granted, ThY bans me for pictures.


I wish for less communism.

[Mr. Pink]

Granted, all the Ex-Communist states are now hyper militant fascist dictatorships bent on world domination.


I wish for the earth to be ruled by the United States. *trollface*

[Knife_cz]

Granted, you get the shitties processor on the world - but it is still new.

I wish for RAINBOW.

[Syndraell]

Granted, you get the shitties processor on the world - but it is still new.

I wish for RAINBOW.

Wish granted, but it's in the dark; You can't see it.

I wish i could draw a White Siberian Tiger with a boner that's having sex with a Pegasus on a waterbed filled with Zima, and that Pegasus' Vagina looks like Tom Selleck when Smiling, Smiling about something he just saw in the Funny Papers that struck him to be real hilarious like.

[HitMan5523]

You draw it in your head and it's still bad

I wish for a better processor.

[Ket]

Granted! Oh no wait! It's incompitable in every way possible.


I wish niggers would stop bullying me.

[HitMan5523]

Granted. Every other race out there bullies you now.

I wish Yorty liked me D:

[D33tly]

Granted! but everyone else hates you now.

I wish I wasnt so fat and ugly :(

[Knife_cz]

Granted, you get mentally retarded.from now one you belive you are sexy.

I wish for a fish

[D33tly]

Granted, you just caught the fish, but you dropped it back in the water

I wish for sugar and tea.

[Syndraell]

Granted, but it's holographic.

I wish for

[HitMan5523]

You die

I wish for game that didn't suck in my opinion and people played it. It would be my most favorite genre and have an amazing story with amazing gameplay.

[D33tly]

Granted, but then minutes it it breaks your computer and the disk itself.

I wish the girl I love, loved me back.

[HitMan5523]

She's ugly.

I wish for the perfect woman that was pretty, awesome, and just plainly great.

[Syndraell]

You Buy a Blow-Up Doll.

I wish Terraria would update again.

[Mr. Pink]

Granted, but the update was made by Garry.


I wish for a gun capable of homing in on anyone I so desired, regardless of their location in the world.

[D33tly]

Granted! You shoot everyone, and become forever alone.

I wish I could sing good.

[HitMan5523]

Granted. You sing good in your head.

I wish I didn't hate D33tly so much.

[Mr. Pink]

granted, you are now desperately in love with D33tly. You want his babies.


I wish the GVC could have all of the Gay Vampires evicted from it.