Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[lolKieck]

|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: LOL
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: I made an other Mono girl
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: Push a cactus
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: In her ass.
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: :D

[Turkey]

(o) (17:23) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: Why is my fridge, "A tall Ecologist with no hood/gasmask"
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: :3
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Initiate Zoya: its a glitch
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: (I am inside)
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Initiate Zoya: but i guess now you have a turkey fridge??
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: :D
(o) (17:23) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: So if i delete it, do i pk Turkey? >8D
(/) (17:23) [OOC] Initiate Zoya: LOL
(/) (17:24) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: Oh my god don't do it! i got so much to live for
(o) (17:24) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: Too late.
(/) (17:24) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: My character is pk'd?
(o) (17:24) [OOC] Belinda Leninkov: Yes.
(*) (17:24) [OOC] Akalena Petrinko: No he is not/
(o) (17:24) [OOC] Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson: RIP: Turk
(*) (17:24) [OOC] Akalena Petrinko: I run PK's And I demand the surcomstances, Enless your JKing.
(/) (17:24) [OOC] Doctor Kostya Pozvizd: omfgodmgodmg. Thsi iz why srp suxs. I is gonna make ban requastest and if dat not ban u. i am going to dodds your stem.!

Hey look! I am exoskeleton.

[Steven :D]

10:02 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท Bans you
10:02 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Finally
10:02 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: yep.avi
10:03 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: the fucking cunt is gone
10:03 PM - |HGN| Steven :D unbans himself using RCON
10:03 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท Laughs become Steven ubanned himself only off counter strike server
10:03 PM - |HGN| Steven :D goes to exile and donates more than rov then asks to be unbanned
10:03 PM - |HGN| Steven :D has rolled 100 out of 100
10:04 PM - |HGN| Steven :D: success
10:04 PM - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: lol;

[Bl★ck Star]

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: if i dl it
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: (torrent)
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: can i play coop lan with u?
|HGN| BlackStar: wat
|HGN| BlackStar: its for ps3
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: no
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: its out for PC too
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: nope?
|HGN| BlackStar: well I got ps3 version
|HGN| BlackStar: controls are way better
|HGN| BlackStar: Iam lvl 35 NEVEC =D
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: i am 29lvl penis wanker
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: on pc werison.
|HGN| BlackStar: lol
|HGN| BlackStar: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100211224842/lostplanet/images/b/bd/New_NEVEC_Uniform.png
|HGN| BlackStar: Iam looking like the guy on the right Ingame
|HGN| BlackStar: I mean left
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: your an ugly ass
|HGN| BlackStar: D:
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: http://www.google.hu/imgres?imgurl=http://www.airahospital.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/penis-cancer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.airahospital.org/%3Ftag%3Dsarcoma&usg=__T-ozG9hIbt2KLwQeu9Y_rCYvRPI=&h=448&w=336&sz=37&hl=hu&start=46&zoom=1&tbnid=LUdmqE6tG3EfMM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=145&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenis%26hl%3Dhu%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D677%26tbs%3Disch:10,1501&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=797&vpy=299&dur=292&hovh=193&hovw=145&tx=133&ty=122&ei=qdWgTOOhC4eWswbal7HmDg&oei=ndWgTN-2NIzMswaO_PjmDg&esq=4&page=4&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:46&biw=1024&bih=677
|HGN| Szenti.Dead.Rising2 <3: I look like that.
|HGN| BlackStar: EUGHHHHHHHHHHH

[Turkey]

lHGNl BOB DOLE: w00t
lHGNl BOB DOLE: hows my penis?
|HGN| TurkletonŤħeŤũřķįš: wrinkley
lHGNl BOB DOLE: i know
lHGNl BOB DOLE: and its really small
lHGNl BOB DOLE: :(
|HGN| TurkletonŤħeŤũřķįš: quoted.

[Goose]

Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "I don't feel like an argument about who's cock is bigger."
(-) [J.B.S]Blackflunk has disconnected from the server.
Goose Chesnikov says "We were having that argument?"
Goose Chesnikov says "I'm sure ren could tell us."
** Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky laughs.
Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "Nice one..."
** Goose Chesnikov chuckles.

Inside joke is insideish? If you get this you win, If you don't its still funny

[Pawx]

Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "I don't feel like an argument about who's cock is bigger."
(-) [J.B.S]Blackflunk has disconnected from the server.
Goose Chesnikov says "We were having that argument?"
Goose Chesnikov says "I'm sure ren could tell us."
** Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky laughs.
Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky says "Nice one..."
** Goose Chesnikov chuckles.

Inside joke is insideish? If you get this you win, If you don't its still funny

I lol'd

[lolKieck]

|HGN| Kieck: dat
|HGN| Kieck: YOU ARE CYBERING
|HGN-STTO| Doomburger: no.
|HGN| Kieck: bullshit
|HGN| Kieck: you banged with ----
|HGN-STTO| Doomburger: no.
|HGN| Kieck: yes
|HGN| Kieck: |HGN-MSA| Goose ÿ: specter captured goosetoday
|HGN-MSA| Goose ÿ: and first thing he told him
|HGN-MSA| Goose ÿ: "I Banged your Ex"
|HGN-MSA| Goose ÿ: I did /me bursts out laughing "You've got aids!"
|HGN| Kieck: |HGN| Kieck: LOL
|HGN| Kieck: ex ?
|HGN-MSA| Goose ÿ: Ren
|HGN-MSA| Goose ÿ: lmao
|HGN-MSA| Goose ÿ: Ren banged goose and specter
|HGN| Kieck: IN
|HGN| Kieck: YOUR
|HGN| Kieck: FACE
|HGN-STTO| Doomburger: die

[lolKieck]

Doom's becoming a cyber addict !


|HGN| Kieck: wtf are you doing the whole day alone on mili ?
|HGN-STTO| Doomburger: Fappin'
|HGN| Kieck: oh god that must be quoted

[Pawx]

|HGN| Pawx: After you two were done, did it start to give you the after talk?
|HGN| Pawx: ZING
|HGN| Pawx: FUCKING
|HGN| Pawx: ZING
that murdoc guy: I don't get it
|HGN| Pawx: Really..
|HGN| Pawx: Hold on
|HGN| Pawx: Ok let me explain
|HGN| Pawx: When you have sex with a women
that murdoc guy: And they try to talk to you afterwords
|HGN| Pawx: Yada yada yada
that murdoc guy: ?
|HGN| Pawx: Yea
that murdoc guy: Wow
|HGN| Pawx: Its called the after Talk
|HGN| Pawx: Every man hates it
|HGN| Pawx: They try to avoid it
that murdoc guy: When that happened to me I just covered up her mouth and walked her into the kitchen
|HGN| Pawx: They cuddle with you
|HGN| Pawx: And shit
|HGN| Pawx: LOL GENESIS
|HGN| Pawx: QUOTED

[Pawx]

Teaching a 5 year old how to Download a Mod and open a damn file is tough work :/


|IG|Dr.Steve: Oh
maj.ausome: only some pepole say it like that
|IG|Dr.Steve: Using any mods?
maj.ausome: na
maj.ausome: im trying to get em
|IG|Dr.Steve: its easy haha
maj.ausome: im trying to get the spawn mod
|IG|Dr.Steve: search
maj.ausome: were you can spawn pepole
maj.ausome: i hav
maj.ausome: have
maj.ausome: **
|IG|Dr.Steve: uhm did yu dl the mod?
maj.ausome: ?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Well
maj.ausome: dl?
|IG|Dr.Steve: search
|IG|Dr.Steve: stalker.filefront.com
maj.ausome: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: Dl=
|IG|Dr.Steve: download
maj.ausome: only thing is ive already  spent alot of money for tf2
|IG|Dr.Steve: mods=free
maj.ausome: realy
|IG|Dr.Steve: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: lol
maj.ausome: ok ill try
maj.ausome: holy fuck this is ausome im getting it yayayayyayayayay tytytytytgytytytytyt
|IG|Dr.Steve: ;3
maj.ausome: its ausome
|IG|Dr.Steve: ;3
|IG|Dr.Steve: i brb
maj.ausome: how ya get it working
maj.ausome: like the mod
|IG|Dr.Steve: gotta download it
|IG|Dr.Steve: and then
|IG|Dr.Steve: when its done
|IG|Dr.Steve: Ill tell you
maj.ausome: ok ive just hit the download button
|IG|Dr.Steve: Alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: On ething
|IG|Dr.Steve: do not
|IG|Dr.Steve: combine mods together
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: as they will just break the game
maj.ausome: ok
|IG|Dr.Steve: Then you'd have to redl the game
|IG|Dr.Steve: and delete the gamedata
maj.ausome: ?
maj.ausome: how
|IG|Dr.Steve: Dont
maj.ausome: like delete my saves
|IG|Dr.Steve: delete them
maj.ausome: and all that
|IG|Dr.Steve: you dont need to yet.
|IG|Dr.Steve: No
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: you could save your saves rofl
|IG|Dr.Steve: somehow
maj.ausome: ok
|IG|Dr.Steve: idk tho
maj.ausome: k
maj.ausome: so what now?
|IG|Dr.Steve: you finished dling the mod?
maj.ausome: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: Open the file
|IG|Dr.Steve: unless
|IG|Dr.Steve: its open already
maj.ausome: how?
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
maj.ausome: man im new to this soory
|IG|Dr.Steve: you have the file
|IG|Dr.Steve: infront of you?
|IG|Dr.Steve: |IG|Dr.Steve: Like open where you see a folder
maj.ausome: no
|IG|Dr.Steve: Find the file you dled
maj.ausome: deleted?
|IG|Dr.Steve: DONT
|IG|Dr.Steve: delete anything
maj.ausome: k
maj.ausome: so just get out of the game
|IG|Dr.Steve: yeah
maj.ausome: right
maj.ausome: 'k
|IG|Dr.Steve: What mod did you dl first
maj.ausome: atlas spawn menu
|IG|Dr.Steve: let me check first
|IG|Dr.Steve: dont do anything
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: you have all 3 stalker games?
|IG|Dr.Steve: dont need them
maj.ausome: no just chernobly stalker of chernobly
|IG|Dr.Steve: cool
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: I have all 3
maj.ausome: ausome
maj.ausome: ok ill get out
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: do so
|IG|Dr.Steve: Your good
maj.ausome: go into the folder thing
maj.ausome: ?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Wait
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
maj.ausome: im on
|IG|Dr.Steve: Let me dl the file
|IG|Dr.Steve: so I know what to do
maj.ausome: what file?
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
|IG|Dr.Steve: did you download atlas spawn menu already?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Or not.
maj.ausome: i downloaded it yes
|IG|Dr.Steve: What
|IG|Dr.Steve: browser are you using?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Ie?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Firefox?
|IG|Dr.Steve: Google Chrome?
maj.ausome: yes
|IG|Dr.Steve: Which!?
maj.ausome: firefox
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: you see those download thingys
maj.ausome: mozilla
|IG|Dr.Steve: yeah
maj.ausome: yeah
|IG|Dr.Steve: I want you to rightlclick on atlas_Spawn_Menu
|IG|Dr.Steve: and hit open
|IG|Dr.Steve: alright
|IG|Dr.Steve: is it working?
maj.ausome: im on download thing
|IG|Dr.Steve: ...
|IG|Dr.Steve: you have the lists of donwloads on the friefox download tab thingy?
maj.ausome: no
maj.ausome: ?
|IG|Dr.Steve: download the file again
|IG|Dr.Steve: x=x
maj.ausome: k
|IG|Dr.Steve: You
|IG|Dr.Steve: see that bar
|IG|Dr.Steve: with the greeness on it?
maj.ausome: no
maj.ausome: theres no bar only the steam green thing
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
|IG|Dr.Steve: When you downloaded it
|IG|Dr.Steve: did a thing
maj.ausome: yes
|
|IG|Dr.Steve: |IG|Dr.Steve: you download garrysmod stuff?
maj.ausome: no its for stalker
maj.ausome: and no
maj.ausome: i havent
|IG|Dr.Steve: ..
maj.ausome: downloaded any gmod stuff
|IG|Dr.Steve: Have you ever
|IG|Dr.Steve: in your life
|IG|Dr.Steve: downloaded gmod stuff
maj.ausome: no well i tried donloading phx but it failed

Any Final Comments?

|IG|Dr.Steve: SORRY
|IG|Dr.Steve: THINK HE'S CRYING
|IG|Dr.Steve: btw whats rule 34
|HGN| Pawx: ....

[jaik]

|IG|Dr.Steve: btw whats rule 34

He wouldn't like to know.

[lolKieck]

(19:56) [LOOC] Loki: DONT
(19:56) [LOOC] Loki: RUN
(19:57) [PM] Natascha Ksenija: cyber???????

[jaik]

(19:57) [PM] Natascha Ksenija: cyber???????

I demand the OOC name.

[lolKieck]

(19:57) [PM] Natascha Ksenija: cyber???????

I demand the OOC name.

.russ or something like that.

[Tom]

Plunger: Heres how most cybers go
Plunger uses a bunch of dumb words like cunt and cock
Plunger lengthy text about how intercourse works
Plunger cumming that takes ten minutes to type out.
Plunger paste into quote thread
Plunger: Doe

Plunger explaining to me how cyber works. . .

[lolKieck]

Plunger: Heres how most cybers go
Plunger uses a bunch of dumb words like cunt and cock
Plunger lengthy text about how intercourse works
Plunger cumming that takes ten minutes to type out.
Plunger paste into quote thread
Plunger: Doe

Plunger explaining to me how cyber works. . .

Silly Plunger, cyber log goes to GVC !

[lolKieck]

20:04 - wesker.cat: I WILL GO TO YOU AND LIFT YOU WITH MY PENIS
20:04 - wesker.cat: AND BREAK YOUR ARM WITH MY PENIS
20:04 - wesker.cat: THEN BREAK YOUR ASS
20:04 - wesker.cat: :@@@@@@@@
20:04 - |HGN| Kieck: this
20:04 - |HGN| Kieck: this truly made me quote ya
20:04 - wesker.cat: Yes?
20:04 - wesker.cat: You know.
20:04 - wesker.cat: I do pushups with my penis
20:04 - wesker.cat: Even in school
20:04 - wesker.cat: I take off my pants
20:05 - wesker.cat: And do pushups on my penis
20:05 - wesker.cat: I get a boner, then the boner goes away
20:05 - wesker.cat: And just like that.
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg
20:05 - wesker.cat: My penis is 15.1CM-long at the moment.
20:05 - wesker.cat: I counted it yesterday
20:05 - wesker.cat: When I was giving pics of my penis
20:05 - wesker.cat: To a good but not gay friend of mine
20:05 - wesker.cat: He even gave a pic to me of his penis, what is 22CM-s
20:05 - wesker.cat: I was like
20:05 - wesker.cat: ._.
20:05 - wesker.cat: And he was like
20:05 - wesker.cat: *rapeface*
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: GET THE FUCK ON CHATROULETTE
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: also
20:05 - |HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: see it
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: thats how I think now
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: srsly
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: Im srsly srs
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: srs bsns
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: wait
20:06 - wesker.cat: I saw that.
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg
20:06 - wesker.cat: :ß
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: yeah
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: thats how I think about mys-
20:06 - wesker.cat: HAH
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: wait what ?
20:06 - wesker.cat: You didn't quote it.
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: psychology lol
20:06 - wesker.cat: I will
20:06 - |HGN| Kieck: I knew youd quote that
20:06 - wesker.cat: Break your fingers
20:06 - wesker.cat: So you won't quote it.
20:06 - wesker.cat: I can break them with my penis
20:07 - wesker.cat: Even with my ass
20:07 - wesker.cat: Whats hairy.
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: how they say in Poland: "Hungarian and a Polack, brothers.
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: "
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: so no
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: you wont
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: we like Hungary and Hungary likes us
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: so
20:07 - |HGN| Kieck: you quote that ?
20:08 - wesker.cat: No.
20:08 - wesker.cat: You quote it.
20:08 - wesker.cat: Unless you want me to break your penis.

[Afromana]

[Bl★ck Star]

LOOOOOL !!!!

[Szenti]

LOOOOOL !!!!

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS THAT MILEY CIRCUS OR WHO!!!!! :@


15:37 - |HGN-STSV| Commisar Nitro: You are banned from SRP
15:38 - wesker.cat: Hi, Arex.
15:38 - |HGN-STSV| Commisar Nitro: Gr.

[Comradebritish]

ComradeBritish: Destruction of Child shaped material has begun.
|HGN| Ace: Oh noes?
ComradeBritish: Yes, bend over and prepare for an Internet spanking.
ComradeBritish: FUCKING GARRY, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
|HGN| Ace: What'd he do now?
ComradeBritish: Announced G-Mods full downtime, starting on halloween.
|HGN| Ace: Full downtime? Wha?
ComradeBritish: Like the server is.
|HGN| Ace: The MP stuff?
|HGN| Ace: Fucking...
ComradeBritish: So, No Gmod 4 us.
|HGN| Ace: Great. Greaaaaaaat.
|HGN| Ace: I was just going to start playing HL2RP in a new community (Again).
ComradeBritish: But!
ComradeBritish: Geuss what!
|HGN| Ace: Dare I ask?
ComradeBritish: I just trolled you
ComradeBritish pulls the face
ComradeBritish: U mad?
|HGN| Ace: Ouch.

I don't know, I was bored.

[jaik]

playing HL2RP

Lol.

[Bucky]

Ace and I have both been playing it to... vent our anger...

[jaik]

vent our anger...

With HGN tags on