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jaik

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 07-07-2012
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 04-07-2012
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's funny that this is a copypasta.

-1 respect.

It's funny that you have to point at that it's a copypasta even though that's abhorrently obvious.
Thankyou Schutze Obvious.

I'd subtract respect but I don't have any because I've never talked to you.

I thought it's funny until I was told that it's a copypasta actually...
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

nKe


Spades_Neil


Bl★ck Star



Maxi96203

So you people thought I actually typed that out?

Holy fuck you must be thick.
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Frostee

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012
So you people thought I actually typed that out?

Holy fuck you must be thick.

jaik

Quote from: Maxi96203 on 07-07-2012
So you people thought I actually typed that out?

Holy fuck you must be thick.

I can be too kind sometimes, sorry.
Won't happen again in your case.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Kelse

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: cute
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawt
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawa
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: watwat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: i'm actually not even deving right now
Kelse - Deving gamemode: looking at 4chan, 9gag, reddit, and memebase (i'm kidding by the way)
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ;o
Kelse - Deving gamemode: http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT
Kelse - Deving gamemode: While browsing 4chan and doing whatever
Kelse - Deving gamemode: Listen to music.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: brbrb you hoe
|HGN-STSV| ThY: <3
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ily really
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily thy<3
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily

Not everyone hates me? Yay!



the permaban queen.

Gonztah

Quote from: Kelse on 08-07-2012
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: cute
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawt
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawa
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: watwat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: i'm actually not even deving right now
Kelse - Deving gamemode: looking at 4chan, 9gag, reddit, and memebase (i'm kidding by the way)
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ;o
Kelse - Deving gamemode: http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT
Kelse - Deving gamemode: While browsing 4chan and doing whatever
Kelse - Deving gamemode: Listen to music.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: brbrb you hoe
|HGN-STSV| ThY: <3
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ily really
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily thy<3
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily

ThY loves everyone except Lent.

Lent23

Quote from: Gonztah on 08-07-2012
Quote from: Kelse on 08-07-2012
Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: cute
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawt
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawa
Kelse - Deving gamemode: wawat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: watwat
Kelse - Deving gamemode: i'm actually not even deving right now
Kelse - Deving gamemode: looking at 4chan, 9gag, reddit, and memebase (i'm kidding by the way)
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ;o
Kelse - Deving gamemode: http://open.spotify.com/user/1218908453/playlist/5TSDedLUxQxj0S081u3pCT
Kelse - Deving gamemode: While browsing 4chan and doing whatever
Kelse - Deving gamemode: Listen to music.
|HGN-STSV| ThY: brbrb you hoe
|HGN-STSV| ThY: <3
|HGN-STSV| ThY: ily really
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily thy<3
Kelse - Deving gamemode: ily

ThY loves everyone except Lent.
I've put aside my differences with ThY. Shh.
"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"

Kelse

|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: play russian
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/ Playing: [russianrapdisco]
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: c:
Reorp~: LOL
Reorp~: play russian
Reorp~ Playing: [russianrapdisco]
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: OH GAWD YES



the permaban queen.

Steven :D

Quote from: Kelse on 12-07-2012
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: play russian
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/ Playing: [russianrapdisco]
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: c:
Reorp~: LOL
Reorp~: play russian
Reorp~ Playing: [russianrapdisco]
|HGN-FOSO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: OH GAWD YES


what is this magical bot program


Kelse



the permaban queen.

Bl★ck Star

Ari: show me your genitals
|HGN| Br★ Star: Ok
|HGN| Br★ Star: want a pic ?
Ari: go for it kiddo
Ari: /condescend
Ari: oh fuck
Ari: OH FUCK BOMB FHSUDGBS
|HGN| Br★ Star: Some girl already asked me for my dick so I got pics lol
Ari: alright I'm safe
Ari: someone launched a bomb at me so I docked up
Ari: also fuck you I'm not a girl
|HGN| Br★ Star: no I mean
|HGN| Br★ Star: some girl asked me once
Ari: fuck you
Ari: I'm not a girl
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I got pics for her
|HGN| Br★ Star: [LINK REMOVED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS]
|HGN| Br★ Star: here
|HGN| Br★ Star: have my dick
|HGN| Br★ Star: and a plush
Ari: you sick fucker
|HGN| Br★ Star: she wanted it
Ari: 7/10, 1/10 on the angle and context
|HGN| Br★ Star: yeah I had better pics but I can't find them
Ari: why are you so eager to show me your dick
Ari: you know you won't get anything in return right
|HGN| Br★ Star: You asked me for it.
Ari: DID NOT
Ari: I was quoting a song
Ari: idiot
|HGN| Br★ Star: Ari: show me your genitals
|HGN| Br★ Star: |HGN| Br★ Star: want a pic ?
Ari: go for it kiddo
Ari: QUOTING
Ari: A
Ari: SONG
Ari: a-and
Ari: fuck
Ari: go home
|HGN| Br★ Star: This I am going to quote
Ari: GO HOME
|HGN| Br★ Star: without the pic link
Ari: no you aren't
|HGN| Br★ Star: too late


Knife_cz

Blackstar for new Blake
Showing pictures of wee wee to just simply anyone.


Bl★ck Star

Quote from: knife_cz on 14-07-2012
Blackstar for new Blake
Showing pictures of wee wee to just simply anyone.

I always did that before but noone asked.


Knife_cz

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 14-07-2012
Blackstar for new Blake
Showing pictures of wee wee to just simply anyone.

I always did that before but noone asked.
THEN YOU JUST LOST MY VOTE


Bl★ck Star

|HGN| Br★ Star: the lapd car my dad said he is going to make it a lowrider lol
Ari: incredible suspension, decent motors
Ari: oh my god your dad is scum
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I am going to make my waifu onto the sides
|HGN| Br★ Star: on the back over the wheel
Ari: which is your waifu
|HGN| Br★ Star: Reiuji
Ari: no idea what the fuck that is
|HGN| Br★ Star: >what
|HGN| Br★ Star: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU
Ari: s-sorry... baka...
Ari: desu kawaii erection ne
Ari: ~~~~~~~
|HGN| Br★ Star: http://static.zerochan.net/Reiuji.Utsuho.full.436235.jpg
|HGN| Br★ Star: dis is my waifu
Ari: from what
|HGN| Br★ Star: 2hu
Ari: ??
|HGN| Br★ Star: TOUHOU
Ari: oh
Ari: I don't like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >leave
|HGN| Br★ Star: Chose one
Ari: penis
|HGN| Br★ Star: k
|HGN| Br★ Star: I am going to sleep now
Ari: nuh uh
Ari: you gotta stay up with me
|HGN| Br★ Star: it's 3 am
Ari: so :c
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I wanna read some deadman wonderland now too
Ari: do I not deserve your attention
|HGN| Br★ Star: You do
|HGN| Br★ Star: but not right now
|HGN| Br★ Star: Mangos go first
Ari: I DO NOT
Ari: ABLOOBLOOBLOO
Ari: cry


Kelse

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: KEEEEEEEEEEELSE
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: I desire
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: to make
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: moar FORP guns
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: Why?
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: Because
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: fuck you
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: is why
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: :3
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse: seems legit
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse: i'll get to work tomorrow, i'm feeling like shit right now
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: o.o
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: Aw.
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: Sick or sad?
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse: stomach hurts, side hurts, laying in bed, head hurts.
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: :C
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse: sick, very very sick
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil cuddles in a non-homosexual sort of way. >_>
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: Actually
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: that's homosexual no matter how I put it
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil: fuck
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse: LOL
|HGN-LOA| Spades Neil awkwardly steps away.
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse awkwardly takes out a gun and raises it in the air yelling "RAPE RAPE RAPE!"


LOVE BETWEEN KELSE AND SPADES, THE GAME!


the permaban queen.

VonXeno

Rape is never funny.
I am not what I think I am, and I am not what you think I am. I am what I think you think I am.

Maxi96203

Wasn't funny in the first place.
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Spades_Neil

Quote from: Kelse on 14-07-2012
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse awkwardly takes out a gun and raises it in the air yelling "RAPE RAPE RAPE!"

That didn't happen. :[

Ari

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 14-07-2012
|HGN| Br★ Star: the lapd car my dad said he is going to make it a lowrider lol
Ari: incredible suspension, decent motors
Ari: oh my god your dad is scum
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I am going to make my waifu onto the sides
|HGN| Br★ Star: on the back over the wheel
Ari: which is your waifu
|HGN| Br★ Star: Reiuji
Ari: no idea what the fuck that is
|HGN| Br★ Star: >what
|HGN| Br★ Star: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU
Ari: s-sorry... baka...
Ari: desu kawaii erection ne
Ari: ~~~~~~~
|HGN| Br★ Star: http://static.zerochan.net/Reiuji.Utsuho.full.436235.jpg
|HGN| Br★ Star: dis is my waifu
Ari: from what
|HGN| Br★ Star: 2hu
Ari: ??
|HGN| Br★ Star: TOUHOU
Ari: oh
Ari: I don't like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >like touhou
|HGN| Br★ Star: >leave
|HGN| Br★ Star: Chose one
Ari: penis
|HGN| Br★ Star: k
|HGN| Br★ Star: I am going to sleep now
Ari: nuh uh
Ari: you gotta stay up with me
|HGN| Br★ Star: it's 3 am
Ari: so :c
|HGN| Br★ Star: and I wanna read some deadman wonderland now too
Ari: do I not deserve your attention
|HGN| Br★ Star: You do
|HGN| Br★ Star: but not right now
|HGN| Br★ Star: Mangos go first
Ari: I DO NOT
Ari: ABLOOBLOOBLOO
Ari: cry


that one's not even funny

Corocan


Kelse

|HGN-FOSA| Kelse: hey ecco
|HGN-FOSA| Kelse: c:
gnipeels |ASOF-NGH|: C:
gnipeels |ASOF-NGH| is now Offline.


EVERY GOD DAMN TIME.


the permaban queen.