Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Kelse]

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[Vortigoat]

(/) [OOC] Maj. Dimitri Starkovsky: Does it make me a bad person that I want to get this girl drunk so she'll fuck me?


[LOOC] Maj. Dimitri Starkovsky: Im going to get girls drunk so they';; fuck me


Kropfi....soon to be rapist

[kropfi]

[deluxulous]

good shit

[Das_Uberman]

The man is a genius.

[Kelse]

|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: just afk
Ari: you were in the bathroom putting on some makepup and putting some food in the bathroom
Ari: in the kitchen
Ari: (your kitchen has 2 bathrooms in it)
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: wat
Ari: if you argue
Ari: or disagree
Ari: I'll call the fucking cops
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: waaaaaaaaaaat
Ari: 9
Ari: 9
Ari: 1
Ari: POLISE HELP
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: LOL
Ari: KELSEY REFUSES TO BE A CAT
Ari: ARREST
Ari: ARREST FOR RDM
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: i am no kat
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: i am fox
Ari: you and 999,999 other furfags
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: so i'm the millionth fox
Ari: I just really didn't feel like facerolling on my keyboard for once
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: lolwat
Ari: also get a new 'name'
Ari: seriously
Ari: shadowfox?
Ari: the fuck is this
|HGN-LOA| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: wat

[Ket]

Playing ArmA 2 with Bamf, Hitman, Spades and Uberman.


We're all chilling in our Humvee after a close call..


Spades bursts out laughing and says :

I'm surprised!See, we haven't died ye-

[Spades_Neil]

Almost just like that. Uber was complaining about how bored he was driving around, and, knowing how bad Uberman is at this game, I joked with him and said, "Yes, you're back there nice and safe--and we're not dead!"

I was like, 'Did that really just happen?'

[kropfi]

*On Skype with Ace and Hitman*

Me: Ace have you ever had surgery?

Ace: Well yes I ha--

Hitman: YEAH HE HAD SURGERY TO REMOVE HIS HEART CAUSE HE'S SO HEARTLESS.

[Das_Uberman]

Almost just like that. Uber was complaining about how bored he was driving around, and, knowing how bad Uberman is at this game, I joked with him and said, "Yes, you're back there nice and safe--and we're not dead!"

I was like, 'Did that really just happen?'

I laughed my ass off, the timing was perfect. This is exactly why you don't say stuff like that. Don't you people watch movies?

[Kelse]

|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: srsly
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: no clue
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: wutdo
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: post
|HGN-FOSV| PC died again: bai now
|HGN-FOTO| Kelse \(o⌒∇⌒o)/: BEFORE GO
|HGN-FOSV| PC died again is now Offline.
|HGN-FOSV| PC died again is currently offline, message cannot be sent.


What I was typing before he went "WHY DO I NEED TO POST" then he goes offline and I hit enter, then I just do this "WHY DO I NEED TO POSTDKFWEPQORJMWORFPLSFDAS"

[deluxulous]

"She said she would suck my dick if it wasn't a fish, you can trust that kind of a girl" - kropfi

[StickyWicket]

Teamspeak:
Ari says, "Why aren't you giving your sibling water?"
Frosty replies, "Oh, she's my girl toy. . ."

[Kelse]

Steven: Kelse are you sure they can't get us in the car?
Me: Oh yeah, we're fine.


*Hear sniper shot, not sure where from*
*Steven gets hit in the head and dies*
Steven: I just died...
Me: What how?
Steven: I don't know but I have -4k HP so it was a sniper.
Me: Where did he hit you from?
Steven: I don't know, get in the drivers seat and drive.
*I get in the driver seat and drive off*

Kelse, he never seems to stop royally fucking up something.

[Maxi96203]

Your post isn't quote worthy. Now don't troll again. Only warning.
-Spades

>telling truth
>trolling

OK Herr Spades
OK.



That's your kingship president of the Socialist Republic of Spades Mr. Lord Spades to you, smartass.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Copypasta? Cheater.

[Lent23]

Your post isn't quote worthy. Now don't troll again. Only warning.
-Spades

Best quote 2012

[Knife_cz]

Your post isn't quote worthy. Now don't troll again. Only warning.
-Spades

Best quote 2012

Oh phew, I thought you would be quoting yourself again
Also
23:49 - Miller: Spades Neil
23:49 - Морозный [Miller] Correct! Answer: [Spades Neil] Score: [9]
23:49 - Морозный [Scramble Bot] Word: [Pro mimnsnAdsinggYoui ] Hint #1: [Sharrock]
23:49 - Iam333: NU
23:49 - |HGN-STSO| Dark Scar: Lol
23:49 - Miller: OH NOW I GET IT
23:49 - Iam333: Promising Young ADmins
23:49 - Miller: Plays with dolls
23:49 - Морозный: game Scar
23:49 - Морозный [|HGN-STSO| Dark Scar] Is not in-game
23:49 - Iam333: Promising Young Admin
23:49 - Iam333: Young Promising Admins
23:49 - Морозный [Iam333] Correct! Answer: [Young Promising Admins] Score: [12]
23:49 - Miller: Dark Scar
23:49 - Морозный [Scramble Bot] Word: [dniAedByrr o] Hint #1: [Quest]

[Otto]

maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen

[Spades_Neil]

maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen

I have to agree. I don't have anything awesome enough for a comeback.


You win this one, Maxi. A copypasta? Son I am disappoint.

[Maxi96203]

Maxi96203 - Slayer of the Spades

[lolKieck]

maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen

I second that. Better dead than red.

[Lent23]

maxi for lord of HGN

honestly that's the greatest post I've ever seen

I second that. Better dead than red.

http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/4/4b/Axe_respawn_09.mp3

[Corocan]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Spaecsh mareenz.

Deyre everywhur on teh internetz.

[Bl★ck Star]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's funny that this is a copypasta.

-1 respect.

[Maxi96203]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's funny that this is a copypasta.

-1 respect.

It's funny that you have to point at that it's a copypasta even though that's abhorrently obvious.
Thankyou Schutze Obvious.

I'd subtract respect but I don't have any because I've never talked to you.