Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Mr. Pink]

God damn it Dave... I didn't tell him he couldn't openly kill people... I just said to not draw unwanted attention to himself...

[Plunger]

(+) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has connected to the server.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': LOL NO
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(o) [OOC] Senka: oh god
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Damnit I burned my food... oh well *makes a sandwich from the slaver's remains* chewy
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Lol wat
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Banana!! Why did Burn burn mai food :'C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I'm busy harassing people icly.. wait, what food?
(Poopship ->)(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: lol, since when did this start up again? Complete restart, can I still grab my flags?
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: *is eating home made beef stew... it got burned* :'C
(o) [OOC] Senka: ITs not like your harrashing, i was hoping that you would go wtfshitcrazyslaugherdemoncultist on me :C
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: You had your gun raised, lol.. Pink says I can't kill people openly either.
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: what flags?
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: I had trader and cash flags.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': Nope not anymore
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Don't you have to re-apply for flags... the DB wipe was for a reason.
(o) [OOC] Senka: Y u no let ppl help u to rape ppl
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA! .... that funny, nope.
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': theres no longer going to be t flags or scraping flags on server, derp
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Derp.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Good riddance, can I have my TT and phys back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Ask Spades
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(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: He's gonna be away for a while
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: I know :3
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: Finals and shit
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Spades is the director?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: More or less.
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Like, offically?
(o) [OOC] Senka: Hey outcast come to surface and insult me, im bored
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: jake kicked the admin bucket
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: Jake's gone, forever.. Spades and Blake are the SVs
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: HAHA :D
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': ye i liked jake
(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction

That's incredibly dumb, the people, not the poster.

[Spades_Neil]

(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction

My favorite part.

[Mr. Pink]

(o) [OOC] Matthew Kleinschmidt: Is... FrozenFire back?
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: /me points toward the door. "Get out."
(o) [OOC] Senka: Finally something good happened (got rid of Jake)
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: yup
(-) PoopshipMcGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Apostle Marvin Arlinghimer: LOL
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: AHAHAHAHAHA
(o) [OOC] Slave Master  'Switchblade': LOL WOW
(o) [OOC] Rapier Hawkins: best reaction

My favorite part.

This ^

[nKe]

[OOC] Claw: fucked for life bro

** Senka puts his helmet on

Protector Samuel Douglas says "I am sorry for you and your poor, traumatised mind."

** There's puke on the ground.

** Rapier Hawkins dosnt look so bothered as the rest of them

** Archi is COVERED in vagina juice blood and other nasties.

Protector Samuel Douglas says "Would you like me to put you out of your misery?"

Rapier Hawkins says "there is a lake nearby"

** [Riot Gear|Pistol in T...] shakes his hands trying to get the gunk off

Protector Samuel Douglas says "Yes, let's let him drown himself."

In the end of day, Blake gave birth to little YaoGuais.
And poor Tom was covered in... Stuff.

[Caso]

-snip-

Rapier Hawkins says "Oh shit..."
** [A large Female Yaogua...] walks over, dead cub in her mouth
** [A large Female Yaogua...] aproaches arci
** Rapier Hawkins watches
** 'Achilies' stands still.
** [A large Female Yaogua...] pushes her mouth forwards, offering the deformed cub.
(+) |HGN| INA7HAN-Merry christmas has connected to the server.
** 'Achilies' grabs it "Uhh, thanks"
[LOOC] Claw: merry fucking christmas
[LOOC] Rapier Hawkins: ROFL
** [A large Female Yaogua...] turns, running off.

[Bl★ck Star]

-snip-

Rapier Hawkins says "Oh shit..."
** [A large Female Yaogua...] walks over, dead cub in her mouth
** [A large Female Yaogua...] aproaches arci
** Rapier Hawkins watches
** 'Achilies' stands still.
** [A large Female Yaogua...] pushes her mouth forwards, offering the deformed cub.
(+) |HGN| INA7HAN-Merry christmas has connected to the server.
** 'Achilies' grabs it "Uhh, thanks"
[LOOC] Claw: merry fucking christmas
[LOOC] Rapier Hawkins: ROFL
** [A large Female Yaogua...] turns, running off.

I lol'd xD

[whyku]

-snip-

Rapier Hawkins says "Oh shit..."
** [A large Female Yaogua...] walks over, dead cub in her mouth
** [A large Female Yaogua...] aproaches arci
** Rapier Hawkins watches
** 'Achilies' stands still.
** [A large Female Yaogua...] pushes her mouth forwards, offering the deformed cub.
(+) |HGN| INA7HAN-Merry christmas has connected to the server.
** 'Achilies' grabs it "Uhh, thanks"
[LOOC] Claw: merry fucking christmas
[LOOC] Rapier Hawkins: ROFL
** [A large Female Yaogua...] turns, running off.

What server is this?

[Caso]

-snip-

FORP

[lolKieck]

not funny

[Bl★ck Star]

|HGN| .Szenti.: lDOAWKDOAWED
|HGN| .Szenti.: WHERE DEM GIRLZ ATTTTT
|HGN| .Szenti.: WHOO WHOO WHOOO
|HGN| .Szenti.: OAWKDAOPWEOAWE
|HGN| .Szenti.: FEUER FREI
|HGN| .Szenti.: WROIROIQWK+ORPQK+ROQ+VROQ+ÜPR
|HGN| .Szenti.: DAYDAYDAYDADAYDAYDAYDAYDAYDADYADYADYADYADYADYWDADYADYAYDAYDYAD
|HGN| .Szenti.: OH HI MY NAME'S MAC,
ECTASY COCAIN N CRACK
NONE OF THAT
I JUST SMOKE GREEN
WHILE CHINESE PEOPLE EAT YOUR CAT.
ROLL BY ON A LOWRIDE HUFFY,
SIMPSONS ON AND MY BEER IS DUFF SE
CUFFROLLED UP TO MY ASS AIOWRJKIOQETJIOWQ!TJ
|HGN| .Szenti.: WAOWKWA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAP
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAPFA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FPA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FAPFAPFA
|HGN| .Szenti.: FPAF
|HGN| .Szenti.: PAF

[mxh24]

|HGN| FrozenFire: |HGN-FOSV| Spades Neil: I am cool
|HGN| FrozenFire: How long was that?
[TBU] Zante: AAAHAHAH
[TBU] Zante: AHAHAHA
[TBU] Zante: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[TBU] Zante: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
[TBU] Zante: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
[TBU] Zante: That's so fucking not true.

Then showed him the thread,

[TBU] Zante: He'll probably read it and cry.

[Knife_cz]

(/) [OOC] Rex: Hello
(-) |HGN-CRSV|Rδvanδger Kwanzaa has disconnected from the server.
(o) [OOC] Avel 'Breath' Mihailov: GO AWAY
(/) [OOC] JSgt. Lazar Barkov: GO AWAY
(o) [OOC] Novak: Whyku 2012
(o) [OOC] Andre 'Knife' Petrojvic: Hush go away
(/) [OOC] Anatoli Grigoriev: PLEASE GO
(/) [OOC] Vasilli 'Vasoline' Nikolaev: Whyku 2012, He make more event.

[Szenti]

Raxx: fuckin idiot
Raxx: I had a lucid dream once
|HGN| .Szenti.: nub
Raxx: You were there and you were a faggot
Raxx: so it probably wasnt a dream

ANDDD

|HGN| Knife_cz: Dream, lucid dream, wet dream...so many kids of dreams lol
|HGN| Knife_cz: *kinds
|HGN| .Szenti.: KIDS OF DREAMS
|HGN| .Szenti.: KIDS OF DREAMS
|HGN| .Szenti.: PEDOPHILE

[jaik]

i was playing stronghold the other day...
this is what happens if you spawnkill a retarded kid 45 times in a row

[jaik]

did i post this here?

[Goose]

Thank you John Xi.... [Wearing dirty clothes.] says ""HEY STALKER, GO AWAY WHILE WE JERK EACH OTHER OFF IN THIS CORNER.""

[Bl★ck Star]

|HGN| .Szenti.: duke nukem never
|HGN| Bl★ck Star: olololololololol
|HGN| .Szenti.: joke of the year i kno
|HGN| Bl★ck Star: Duke Nukem Never: Joke of the Year Edition

[Knife_cz]

[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: Whale cum on my back >:)
[Male // Black Trench ...] says "Alright."
(/) [OOC] Dr. J. Anderson Neil: O.o
[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: Welcome = Whale cum | back = On your back
(o) [OOC] Sergei Terrikov: Nice ten rice cows.
[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: Uncode?
(o) [OOC] Reaver: You seriously pronounce "Welcome" "Whale-Cum-On-Back" ?
(/) [OOC] Dr. J. Anderson Neil: *facepalm*
(o) [OOC] Sergei Terrikov: Naisten raiskaus.
[ADMIN] [BloodyLeftEye|EmitsSm...]: No -.-'
(o) [OOC] Nikita Kruskatovski: Who do props cost Rubles :(
[LOOC] Observer: Got a problem!?
(o) [OOC] Reaver: Ite raiskaisin miehi
[

[deluxulous]

"I need to get my fix, I haven't danced for like three hours" - Hitman
Major Arkady Renko was kicked from the server (Reason: you're a floppy)
*every time military comes on the server*
etc.

[Mr. Pink]

"I need to get my fix, I haven't danced for like three hours" - Hitman
Major Arkady Renko was kicked from the server (Reason: you're a floppy)
*every time military comes on the server*
etc.

I don't understand this one...

[Paintcheck]

My guess would be me. And I don't think that statement is incorrect.

[Otto]

[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Come, child.
[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Mutilate his flesh.
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "It was happening to quick anyway"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] examines the body
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] tinkles a little on it to test its toxcicty
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "Ripe"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] digs in

[Overwatch]

[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Come, child.
[LOOC] Akim Belotserkovsky: Mutilate his flesh.
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "It was happening to quick anyway"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] examines the body
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] tinkles a little on it to test its toxcicty
[28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] says "Ripe"
** [28 | 6'2 | Shaved hea...] digs in

[Tom]

Burkey - Internet Police smack with stun stick
Burkey - Internet Police: http://infusiongaming.net/index.php?board=181.0
Burkey - Internet Police: APPLY.
Tom: Wut?
Burkey - Internet Police: finch
Burkey - Internet Police: http://infusiongaming.net/index.php?board=181.0
Burkey - Internet Police: waot
Burkey - Internet Police: waot
Burkey - Internet Police: wati
Burkey - Internet Police: wato
Burkey - Internet Police: twait
Burkey - Internet Police: sSTOP
Burkey - Internet Police: STOP
Tom: ?
Burkey - Internet Police: your the wrong tom
Burkey - Internet Police: i have two toms on my steam friends
Tom: Yes
Burkey - Internet Police: fuck
Tom: I am CSV Tom
Burkey - Internet Police: FUuuuuuuuuck
Burkey - Internet Police: okay ignore that
Burkey - Internet Police: ignore me
Burkey - Internet Police walks away awkardly
Tom: I was like "Wtf are you directing me to IG for?"