Quotes Thread !!!!!!

lolKieck · 15-08-2011

Holy shit, that's awesome, my cat will live through his cancer !

Ragolution · 16-08-2011

First time I ever get to use this thread.

|HGN-CSV| Tom: Then
|HGN-CSV| Tom: We have the "VIP" Caso
cannonInspector: wat
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Who is apparently going to lead us into the depths of the Institute somehow
|HGN-CSV| Tom: and Caso and Spades apparently knew eachother
|HGN-CSV| Tom: at some point in time
cannonInspector: hnn
cannonInspector: Plunger wont like that
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Caso is the half man half deathclaw
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Trust me
cannonInspector: ......
cannonInspector: wat
cannonInspector: waaaaaatttttttt
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Plunger and I are both like "dude wttf
cannonInspector: There's literally no way it would work
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Since the institute is a scientific place
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Well
cannonInspector: Deathclaws are mutated LIZARDS
cannonInspector: Humans are MONKEYS
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Apparently the institute somehow made him into a mutant and gave him deathclaw parts
cannonInspector: yeah
cannonInspector: bullshit
cannonInspector: Totally dumb
cannonInspector: srs
cannonInspector: OH MAN I AM HALF COLD-BLOODED
cannonInspector: OH MAN THEY DIDN'T MENTON I'D DIE IF I GOT COLD
cannonInspector: FUCK
cannonInspector: *dei
|HGN-CSV| Tom: "FORP needs character variety" -Jake
cannonInspector: *die*
cannonInspector: ...
cannonInspector: >>Character Variety
cannonInspector: Ghouls
cannonInspector: SM
cannonInspector: Humans
cannonInspector: Humans? GIANT VARIABEL
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Jake has a TnB outlook on characters
|HGN-CSV| Tom: No mater how bullshitish and retarded it is. accept it
cannonInspector: I noticed.
cannonInspector: But Seriously
cannonInspector: Deathclaws are lizards
cannonInspector: Cold blooded
cannonInspector: Immediately impossible
|HGN-CSV| Tom: Thats what I was saying to Spades, Jake and Caso
|HGN-CSV| Tom: and they where like "Omg tom you don't understand!"
|HGN-CSV| Tom: ANd I just sorta facedesked and went on my way

OrangeReal · 16-08-2011

...After a conversation about Carl's art...
8:29 PM - Carl: Im good. I dont draw fan art
8:29 PM - Carl: I draw stuff for things that really need it
8:35 PM - Carl: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2498080/Pillows/
8:43 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: K
8:43 PM - Carl: :(
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: You dew that?
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Drew?
8:44 PM - Carl: No
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know how to kill a man with pillows
8:44 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Fire
8:45 PM - Carl: Ha
8:45 PM - Carl: ...but why if they're fire proof
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: . . .
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Hmm
8:45 PM - Carl: *HEad Explodes*
8:45 PM - Carl: lol
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know
8:45 PM - Carl: (That was my planned reaction from you)
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Wait
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Wouldn't work
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: BULLETS
8:45 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: It would tear through the fabrics of the pillows
8:46 PM - Carl: Nah man
8:46 PM - Carl: Bullet Proof/Fire Prof Pillows
8:46 PM - Carl: Kevlar Pillows
8:46 PM - Carl: ...done
8:46 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Damn
8:46 PM - Carl: Imagine
8:46 PM - Carl: Its a fucking super soldier
8:46 PM - Carl: lol
8:47 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: 3:
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Oh I know
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: A nuclear bomb!
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Radiation
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: No gasmask
8:48 PM - Carl: Nah man
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: So lets throw some black...
8:48 PM - Carl: He can just put one on
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: ash in his throat
8:48 PM - Carl: And those pillows are probably made of lead
8:48 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: DAMN
8:48 PM - Carl: So he's fine
8:49 PM - Carl: Yea man
8:49 PM - Carl: Told ya, he's fucking unstoppable
8:49 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Daaaaaaamn
8:49 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Iiiiiitttttt
8:49 PM - Carl: Just have 1 soldier with bullet proof/fire proof/lead pillows running around
8:49 PM - Carl: ...You're gonna win a war
8:49 PM - Carl: Give him a big gun too
8:49 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Is it Cum proof too?
8:50 PM - Carl: It's fire proof
8:50 PM - Carl: So it's probably cum proof
8:50 PM - Carl: ...wait
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Damn
8:50 PM - Carl: ...SULPHURIC ACID
8:50 PM - Carl: AHHH SHIT
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: OF COURSE
8:50 PM - Carl: IT NEEDS A GLASS COATING
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: DAMN
8:50 PM - Carl: WE'RE FUCKING FINE NOW
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I'll shoot the glass
8:50 PM - Carl: HE'S TERMINATOR
8:50 PM - Carl: Oh yea
8:50 PM - Carl: ...
8:50 PM - Carl: ...ON THE INSIDE
8:50 PM - Carl: Wait
8:50 PM - Carl: ...BULLET PROOF GLASS
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I'll use the acid
8:50 PM - Carl: 2 in 1 !!!!
8:50 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: OH FUCK YOU
8:50 PM - Carl: lol
8:51 PM - Carl: hmmm
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Oh wait
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: A hammer
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: To the glass
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Huh?
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Or super sharp blades
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: To cut the glass
8:51 PM - Carl: Nah, that shit can resist hammer blows good
8:51 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: How else do you cut bullet proof glass?
8:51 PM - Carl: You need to get really close and have some time to drill through
8:51 PM - Carl: But he'll notice and kill you by then
8:51 PM - Carl: Wait
8:51 PM - Carl: ...I know
8:52 PM - Carl: Treadmil
8:52 PM - Carl: Put treadmills everywhere
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: I know, an eletrical shock then!
8:52 PM - Carl: He'll get tired
8:52 PM - Carl: And then fall asleep
8:52 PM - Carl: And then we kill him
8:52 PM - Carl: ...We'RE FUCKING GENIUSES
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: HELL YEAH
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: Wait
8:52 PM - Carl: Alright. So we need to destroy all the treadmills in the country before we invade
8:52 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: His feet isn't bullet proof / acid proof / cum proof / fire proof / etc etc
8:53 PM - Carl: ...
8:53 PM - Carl: You're right
8:53 PM - Carl: ...WE HAVE TO CUT OFF HIS FEET AND REPLACE IT WITH THOSE PILLOWS
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: he'll bleed to death if we shoot his feet!
8:53 PM - Carl: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: LOL
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: A bit of his arm is showing too
8:53 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: And his head
8:54 PM - Carl: Pfff
8:54 PM - Carl: Who aims for the head
8:54 PM - Carl: Women?
8:54 PM - Carl: OH SHIT
8:54 PM - Carl: WE NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THE WOMEN TOO
8:54 PM - Carl: FUCK
8:54 PM - |HGN|Tophat Orange: BUT THAT WILL MAKE THE HUMAN RACE EXTINCT
8:54 PM - Carl: NO I MEAN JUST IN THAT COUNTRY

deluxulous · 16-08-2011

silly ragolution! logic is for real life!

Ping-Pong · 18-08-2011

Ping-Pong · 18-08-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
Paintcheck: |HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: PK REQUEST ON REORP'S FEMALE STALKER!
Paintcheck: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: LOL.
Paintcheck: Why the flying fuck did someone feel the need to differentiate sucker...
Paintcheck: That implies there is someone differentiating "MALE SUCK"
Paintcheck: which implies sucker sex
Paintcheck: which implies distasteful cybering...
Paintcheck: Which implies comedy gold
|HGN-FOTO| Ping-Pong: You just made my side of team speak laugh

Steven :D · 19-08-2011

Quote[Around 30 years|Avera...] says "Is this woman some sort of god?"
Tenel Asire says "She has the body of one..."
[LOOC] Markus Black: lol
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: OH LAWL
Alice Xantos says "No, I am not a Godness."
[LOOC] Alice Xantos: WHAT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: You know gods where ugly back them
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: AHAHA IT WAS TOO PERFECT IM SORRYT
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: I HAD TO SAY IT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: Gods where ugly.
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: FYI
** Alice Xantos blushes under her hood.

Bl★ck Star · 19-08-2011

Quote from: Steven :D on 19-08-2011
Quote[Around 30 years|Avera...] says "Is this woman some sort of god?"
Tenel Asire says "She has the body of one..."
[LOOC] Markus Black: lol
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: OH LAWL
Alice Xantos says "No, I am not a Godness."
[LOOC] Alice Xantos: WHAT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: You know gods where ugly back them
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: AHAHA IT WAS TOO PERFECT IM SORRYT
[LOOC] Tenel Asire: I HAD TO SAY IT
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: Gods where ugly.
[LOOC] Charles Althalos: FYI
** Alice Xantos blushes under her hood.

I am totally not a Godness

lolKieck · 25-08-2011

(/) (23:59) [OOC] Sldr. Vitaly Polkiev: ** Cpt Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it
(/) (23:59) [OOC] Major Markus 'Death' Bolvik: Yes.
(/) (00:00) [OOC] S-Sldr Vladistov Mitorai: ... Don't even remind me of that
(/) (00:00) [OOC] J-Sgt. Nikolai 'Kieck' Lishvic: actually Predu stole this bind from Doom, but Doom had it for more... intimate situations
(/) (00:00) [OOC] Sldr. Vitaly Polkiev: Too bad I don't remember Yurdan's firstname
(/) (00:00) [OOC] Major Markus 'Death' Bolvik: Excuse me while I declare war.

Dragon · 25-08-2011

Quote02:40 - Crispy: There's guns everywhere.
02:42 - Crispy: Wanna' see some good RP?
02:42 - Crispy:
** 'Vaun' raises a fist to the door, knocking on it slowly as he coils his hand around the AN's grip.
'Vaun' says "Please open the door."
** [Male l Pale blue eyes...] farts quietly.
02:42 - |HGN| Headcrabs: Su-

Silver Knight · 26-08-2011

Steven :D · 26-08-2011

Quote from: Last.Exile on 26-08-2011
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Steven
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: can you swim
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: yes
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: holy shit
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: What about fly
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Cause irene will sweep you off your feet and drown you
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: It's your fault for living on a island
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: you underestimate the size of my building
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: also im not on long island
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: faggot
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: You underestimate this "historic" - Obama, Hurricane.
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: Steven, i think it's time you go down to the bomb shelter
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: We don't want to loose you
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D - Home: and drown?
|HGN-Dir|Silver Knight: No, heavens no, are you feeling suicidal? Dam it must be bad

D'aww

Royz · 29-08-2011

"I have to report this to last.exile" XD
This took place in the duty bar

Strelis Night has used '/InvAction weapon_makarov use'.
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv says "The Stalkers gone mad"
[Duty patches|M40gasma...] says "What did I just say?"
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "tf you say."
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "Who said I dont disrve it"
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "I payed for all of that"
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv says "He's a danger to others..."
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "With my cash"
[LOOC] Alexei Baryshnikov: I said it oocly dude.
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/Me fires at the rookie.'.
** [Duty patches|M40gasma...] fires at the rookie.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "So dont tell me I dont disrve it"
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with ak74u.
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with ak74u.
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with ak74u.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "I worked for it"
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "WTF."
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv has used '/Me backs away quickly.'.
** Tolik "Copper" Myseruv backs away quickly.
[Duty patches|M40gasma...] says "A maniac, obviously."
Tolik "Copper" Myseruv says "Oh shit!"
(o) [OOC] Alexei Baryshnikov: He tried to kill me for something I said ooc'ly. You should ban him.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "I have to report this to last.exile"
[LOOC] Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov: Is he for real?
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "No i did not"
[LOOC] Tolik "Copper" Myseruv: lol
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "You did not have to open your mouth"
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/StorageTakeItem ammo_545'.
[Blue Eyes l Stealthy ...] says "and be a smart ass."
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/StorageGiveItem ammo_545'.
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov has used '/StorageClose'.
Strelis Night took damage from Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov with nx_hands.
Sldr. Vadim 'Legion' Chernikhov killed Strelis Night with nx_hands.

Thanatos · 31-08-2011

|HGN| Yorty: "Breach and clear" in sex talk.
|HGN| Yorty: We'll see, maybe if you're lucky.
|HGN| Thanatos: I would agree.
|HGN| Thanatos: Yuri seems to be they guy that uses military strategies in sex talk
|HGN| Yorty: LOL

Ket · 01-09-2011

I didn't know bloodsuckers beg for mercy

...
Don't ask me how we got him in there ::)

OrangeReal · 05-09-2011

A weird conversation with Skybroke...
Part 1 - http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5187/part1tk.jpg
Part 2 - http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/862/part2j.jpg
Part 3 - http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7599/part3xh.jpg
Part 4 - http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7367/part4n.jpg

lolKieck · 05-09-2011

Zegorg is gay?

Paintcheck · 05-09-2011

"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.

Steven :D · 05-09-2011

[ADMIN] [HelmOn|GasMaskOn|Glov...]: I AM TEH MOSTEST BADASSESERDOER DEN YOUZ

OrangeReal · 05-09-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.

Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

Paintcheck · 05-09-2011

Only if you get stupid with it with /me's like "Vaginal fluids leak out of my cunt as I perform fellatio on the bloodsucker"

Dvs!lverwing · 05-09-2011

Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

OrangeReal · 05-09-2011

Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
Only if you get stupid with it with /me's like "Vaginal fluids leak out of my cunt as I perform fellatio on the bloodsucker"

o.o

Tom · 06-09-2011

Quote from: Dvs!lverwing on 05-09-2011
Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

That, and cybering constantly and acting like your a 13 year old horny teenage BOY trapped in an 18 year old super model porn star ninja SAS trained goddess who doesn't afraid of anythings body. Lol Oh the females that Tommy used to hit on/get hit on by. . . Truely made me a sad camper ICly and OOCly lol

meetdadoom · 06-09-2011

Quote from: Tom on 06-09-2011
Quote from: Dvs!lverwing on 05-09-2011
Quote from: OrangeReal on 05-09-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 05-09-2011
"I can suck a mean dick make a male char"

0.0

Also cybering isn't against the rules. It's just typically a bad idea.
Oh I thought it was, but wouldn't it be classed as Female Char Abuse?

I thought Female Char Abuse would be like using Cyber as a method of obtaining (whatever you want) from a character?

That, and cybering constantly and acting like your a 13 year old horny teenage BOY trapped in an 18 year old super model porn star ninja SAS trained goddess who doesn't afraid of anythings body. Lol Oh the females that Tommy used to hit on/get hit on by. . . Truely made me a sad camper ICly and OOCly lol

Wazerwifle,splendor, man there were alot back then.