Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Ragolution]

(o) (18:31) [OOC] Roy White: I just made a stash to ditch my crap
(18:31) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': trash bomb
(18:31) [ADMIN] [39|Paranoid|Balding|W...]: SOMEONE MADE A TRASH BOMB WITHOUT ME? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(18:31) [ADMIN] 'Butcher': quoted

But they're soooo fun

[Paintcheck]

|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Ill inject 5 psychos. run 15 feet in a rage and die of cardiac arrest.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Sounds like a plan

[Turkey]

|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Ill inject 5 psychos. run 15 feet in a rage and die of cardiac arrest.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Sounds like a plan

LOL.

[Paintcheck]

So Astarathia is constantly trying to get me to try HL2 RP. I have said before that I do not really find HL2 to be a very interesting setting. So today she once again tries to convince me to get on (mostly by whining about how FO is a horrible, horrible server) and I say "Look I am doing work for school now and I think my time would be better spent doing that than getting on HL2RP with 4 players on it. Convince me of the servers good qualities instead of just shitting on other servers you don't like because that isn't going to sway my opinion." And I get this, which could be a study in "How NOT to convince someone to try your product:"

|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: well, foRP is stupid in my eyes too... no real fun.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Then don't play?
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I don't care what your opinion is
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: not doing it
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: just it ruins hl2
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: by bleeding it out.
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Wow you're a selfish prick
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: "Oh no other server deserves to be up"
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: it rots hl2rp out
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: People have different likes
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: for itself
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: To say "HL2 RP is the CORRECT server or the ONLY server HGn should have"
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Is stupid
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Because not everyone likes it
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Closing FO wouldn't make people migrate to HL2
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: It woulld make them leave to find another FO server

Her whining goes on and on for a while about how she hates FO some more so I say

|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Stop whining
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Make HL2 worthy of people joining
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I mean every HL2 server I have played on is boring
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Yes there's passive but
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: There's only so many times you can get beat by the MPF before it becomes predictable and boring
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: So you're not doing a very good job of convincing me of why I should spend my time on HL2
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: by whining entirely about Fallout
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: How about you explain what is GOOD about HL2 instead of saying "It's better than Fallout"?

and this is the only thing she can come up with:

|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: hl2rp > Forp. because we dont crawl up silver ass <3. anyways, gong on with rp.
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: as you said, I'm MPF, and admin. it's fun for me.

...So if you're combine and admin it's fun but if you're not you can't think of any redeeming qualities? So I think "Ok she's German maybe I just need to be clearer what I want to hear" so I ask a simpler question:

|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: What passive is available for Citizens?
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: That's the only question I've asked
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: and you haven't answered it
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Other than by saying "We has more passive and FO sux"
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Which isn't convincing
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Since you don't have evidence
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I have played it
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: didn't like it.

I am about to have aneurysm right now

|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FALLOUT. JESUS FUCK
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I am telling you talk about HL2
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: So talk about it
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: I don't care what your opinion of FO is
|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: HL2 has a better storyline than Fo.

...What? How does this answer my question? I've been rather good about not talking about HL2 RP at all since it came up but if you are going to go out of your way to shit on other servers in an attempt to make me try HL2 I will be happy to crush you. Apparently debate is not taught in German schools because if it was Astarathia would probably know that trying to prove a point is not accomplished by shitting on qualities the other person has that have nothing to do with the question.

And then 10 minutes after Astarathia acknowledges defeat out of the blue I get this:

|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: So boring on here atm
|HGN-FOSA| Paintcheck: Are you combine?
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Theres just so much harassing I can do to recruits and any Unit under 02 before it gets old.
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Yes
|HGN| IronDeity ]CW[: Im an EpU

I lol'd sooooooooo hard.

[Maxi96203]

d33tly: Also, the combine actually did help us, sorta
Nomad: Yea
Nomad: sort of
Nomad: If you think hard enough
Nomad: They killed JUSTIN BIEBER.
Nomad: before he got famous.
d33tly: They should be worshiping the combine!
Nomad: Ye

Myself teaching SmirnoFF Ramathmatics.

Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: I've lived for 19 years
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: so calculate
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 5 x 19
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 95
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 95 x 100
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: 9500
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: So I am 9500 years old
Pfc. Ramirez [506th PIR]: In Ramirez years
|HGN| SmirnoFF: :D

[Astarathia]

[LOOC] Preston Mell: Beat me god damnit

Yes yes, the averange day of a CP x3

[Paintcheck]

Next person to argue FO vs. HL2 in here that isn't posting a quote is getting a several day forum ban. This isn't the GVC, you actually have to stay on topic here.

[Ralazo]

|HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Staying a child inside is the way to stay a human, retard.

[ISPYUDIE]

[LOOC] Prof John Anderson: how did you guess
[LOOC] Senka 'Sin' Chekoff: Because Ivan said fish penis and you both crab walked to the beds
[LOOC] Prof John Anderson: LOL

Yeaaaah, uhm

[Aresty]

Feggeto

[Maxi96203]

Acquire Currency: OH SHIT
Acquire Currency: I JUST DID A BARREL ROLL
Acquire Currency: IN GOOGLE EARTH FLIGHT SIMULATOR
Acquire Currency: SUCK IT STARFOX

Suck it Starfox.

[Roy]

Someone being kicked from the Fallout Server by Tom
Reason:For being a rasist

[Astarathia]

Jamie Smith Spreads his legs and puts his hands on the back of his head.

Yes, so Smithy did this... IC.
Anyways, he said I can post it :p^^

[Bl★ck Star]

|HGN-FOSA| Blake: WHY DONT YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME ANYMORE?
|HGN-FOSA| Blake runs off crying
|HGN-MC| BlackStar looks at Blake
|HGN-MC| BlackStar:

[Astarathia]

Fucking lold ^ xD

[jaik]

Spades told me that Frozenfire was ammoglitching and then he admitted to it.
Kick was imminent

|HGN-FOTO| 2077: he had to tell me that he lost ammo either way
Spades Neil: Saturday, April 16, 2011
10:01 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: Honestly.. not cool.
10:01 AM - Spades Neil: It's a kick, not a ban. Chill out.
10:01 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: Just don't even say anything, i don't care.
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: You still tattletaled.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: It was a slap on the wrist. Log back in and quit whining.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: When I was banned for ammo glitching, I took it.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: So suck it up.
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: I got caught by the cops for someone tattleing IRL
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: So just fuck off.
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: So don't fucking break the law, idiot.
10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: And mind r own buisness.
Spades Neil: >_>
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: tell him
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: that he's 10
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: and block him
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: lol
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: 10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: I got caught by the cops for someone tattleing IRL
|HGN-FOTO| 2077: he's playing too much Dark RP
Spades Neil: 10:02 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: UNDERAGE DRINKING, NOT A BIG DEAL
10:02 AM - Spades Neil: Uh, yea it is dibshit.
10:03 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: No.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: I've had friends get killed over that.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: So shut the fuck up.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: Now.
10:03 AM - Spades Neil: You're a moron to argue otherwise.
10:03 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: Great for you.
10:03 AM - |HGN| .:๖ۣۜFrozenFire:. - DJ: I hope you do to.
Spades Neil: Blocked him now.

[ThY]

21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: You stroke a cat
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: O_o
21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: And it goes
21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: MMMMM
21:28 - |HGN-STSA| PiE: and vibrates
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: ..
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: Uhu
21:28 - |HGN|Recreas|URS|: Vibrates..

[Maxi96203]

Got my derpface on. has changed their name to LithianLord.
LithianLord: Oh hey
LithianLord (1): Bastard, that is trademarked
LithianLord: OH YEA?
Got my derpface on. has changed their name to LithianLord (TM).
LithianLord (1): aaargh
LithianLord (TM): U mad (1)?
LithianLord (1): /rage

[Paintcheck]

From Doomburger after I commented on OpenAura's karma system displaying "This is a bad guy" under his name:

[LOOC] General Anduin Ranger: But the point is that I'm not meant to be a "Bad guy".
[LOOC] General Anduin Ranger: Now, to destroy a window out of impulse.
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[Maxi96203]

Darth Ramirez: U
Darth Ramirez puts on his trollface
Darth Ramirez: mad?

10000 interenets for the person that gets this reference.

[Frostee]

10:00 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: What makes you laugh
10:00 PM - Lendog: something that is funny
10:00 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: How about the Ultimate Orgy?
10:00 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Or Showdown
10:00 PM - Lendog: no
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Up Butt Coconut?
10:01 PM - Lendog: no
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Badgers?
10:01 PM - Lendog: no
10:01 PM - Lendog: and n ot narwhals
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: For fucks sakes
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Show me what makes you left
10:01 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: laugh*
10:02 PM - Lendog: Devastating tsunami hits Japan
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: ...
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Are you for cereal?
10:02 PM - Lendog: yes
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: You wierd fuck
10:02 PM - Lendog: how
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Just because
10:02 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Thats cereal

[Astarathia]

20:19 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Mass Effect 1 : Reapers?

Mass Effect 2 : Ah yes, Reapers.

Mass Effect 3 : Holy shit! Reapers!
20:19 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: XD
20:19 - |HGN| Headcrabs |URS|: wat
20:20 - |HGN| Headcrabs |URS|: oh lol
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: It fits
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: so
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: fucking
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: much
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: XD
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I want ME3
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Now.
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I WANNA GO ON WITH MY EVIL FEMALE SHEMALE WHO HITS THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE AND FUCKED WITH DAT KELLY
20:20 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: XD
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I fucked up
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: bad time.
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: Excuse me
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ: I will now go hang myself.
20:21 - |HGN-HLTO| Laveshia ツ goes away.

I quote this myself. Because I failed there. Hard time. Note: I wanted to type shepard, but my hand was faster than my mind. XD

[Knife_cz]

Ah yes "reapers"..

[Paintcheck]

Was looking through my PMs and found some old SFRP logs relating to some STALKER RPs between Tom, me, and Ping Pong.

This is a lot funnier if you know the context behind it.

|HGN| Tom: You went in a man and you came out Dickless and wit a vag!
|HGN| Tom: You need help on this. . .
|HGN| Tom: No offence.

[Frostee]

9:30 PM - TMG Ghost8919: so hows the stalker rp
9:31 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Im done.
9:31 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Go die.
9:31 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Go ask Dark those questions.
9:34 PM - TMG Ghost8919: oh thats right you play stalk... i mean fallout rp now
9:50 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Damn right
9:52 PM - TMG Ghost8919: yea cause its soo diffrent
9:52 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Damn right.
9:52 PM - TMG Ghost8919: so stalker rp you still in that faction
9:52 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Nop
9:52 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I lead a faction now.
9:53 PM - TMG Ghost8919: really in stalker
9:53 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: No.
9:53 PM - TMG Ghost8919: oh cause i know your addicted to stalker
9:54 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Blocked