Quotes Thread !!!!!!

andrewhatesyou · 25-12-2010

Quote from: Steven :D on 25-12-2010
Quote
8:58 PM - Federal Government: ** [7'1/Very Muscular/Blo...] attempts to stick his tantacles inside the man, sucking his blood.
** 'Troll' lets out a load yell, "Choke on it"
8:58 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: what
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: did you r-
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: lol
8:59 PM - |HGN| Steven :D -Minecraft 24/7: LOL

I then leaped off of him, while gertok ripped his rib cage.

Steven :D · 26-12-2010

jaik · 28-12-2010

Federal Government: deet
Federal Government:

QuoteMr.Smith: ur not the federal government
Mr.Smith: I would change ur name
Federal Government: I am.
Mr.Smith: and the picture
Mr.Smith: you are not
Federal Government: I am.
Mr.Smith: IRL??? no you aint
Federal Government: I'm currently the leading official of the United States Federal Government.
Mr.Smith: better show me some ID or i will have the FBI deal with it.
Federal Government: If you have any complaints about my leadership, please complain to the nearest wall.
Mr.Smith: lol yeah right
Mr.Smith: you are not
Federal Government: I am.
Mr.Smith: I work for the F.B.I, sir. You are not the federal government
Mr.Smith: I can have you arrested
Federal Government: Okay, Mr. Smith, We'll be sending my contact details in closer future.
Federal Government: Now, please rewise the process of complaing.
Federal Government: Paragraph 56, page 102.
Federal Government: Title: Getting Trolled 101
Mr.Smith: excuse me?
Mr.Smith: so im trolling?
Federal Government: No, you got fatally trolled, son.
Federal Government: Get out of here.
Mr.Smith: Incase you did not know, the federal government do not sit on steam all day playing games

Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk is now Away.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk is now Online.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: lol
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: invite
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: i want to make fun of him
Your chat with Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk is now a multi-user chat.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk has been invited to chat.
Mr.Smith has been invited to chat.
Mr.Smith entered chat.
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: are you fucking retarded
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: don't answer that
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: i already know
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: let's see
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: according to this chat log you claimed to be an fbi agent
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: that's highly illegal fyi
Mr.Smith: IM NOT
Mr.Smith: OK
Mr.Smith: STFU
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: of course you're not
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: but you face a lot of prison time for claiming to be one
Mr.Smith: i ment i was fbi in a game
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: uh huh
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: we'll just see what the internet crime center has to say about that
Mr.Smith: and he claimed to be the federal government
Mr.Smith: when hes not
Mr.Smith: I already called the police
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: mhm
Mr.Smith: wanna bet?
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: well, seems like you're in a lot more trouble then i expected
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: not only did you claim to be an fbi agent, but you filed a false report
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: one cannot be the federal government, but one can be an fbi agent
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: claiming to be an fbi agent is very illegal
Mr.Smith: did I not forget the part when I said I was a fbi agent in a server
Mr.Smith: on samp ?
Mr.Smith: that snot illegal
Federal Government: you wre playing
Federal Government: ARMA
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: bullshit buddy
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: you're playing arma for one
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: and two
Mr.Smith: I was playing samp
Mr.Smith: now im playing arma
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: any complaints filed to the internet crime complaint center
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: are reviewed by the fbi
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: you better hope they're as stupid as you
Mr.Smith: give them this log too
Mr.Smith: :)
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: it only proves that you're trying to cover it up
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: you give them the log you're as good as dead
Mr.Smith: why do you have to start a big war for?
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: for your ignorance
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: the fbi likes to teach idiots a lesson, not just me
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: they'd love to hear about this
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk: this conversation is over, bud, and i've already filed a complaint to the ic3
Wizzadar - liveinfear.co.uk left chat.
Mr.Smith: so have i
Mr.Smith: I dont like when people say they part of the government
Mr.Smith: when they aint

jaik · 29-12-2010

Wizzadar: when HGN dies silver will probably go insane
Wizzadar: like
Wizzadar: he'll be in the server
Wizzadar: and he'll be the only one
Wizzadar: he'll sit there
Federal Government: lol
Wizzadar: rp with himself
Wizzadar: What was that, Jake! A BLOODSUCKER! OH MAN!
Wizzadar: then he spawns a ragdoll
Wizzadar: and throws it at another one
Wizzadar: Jake, watch out!
Wizzadar: he pulls out
Wizzadar: ban gun
Wizzadar: and shoots the bloodsucker with it
Wizzadar: it recoils
Wizzadar: and hits him
Wizzadar: then he kills himself

lol

deluxulous · 30-12-2010

[LOOC] Sldr. Leonard Maskinsky: when duty gets drunk they turn into /b/

Tom · 30-12-2010

Quote from: PistolKid on 30-12-2010
[LOOC] Sldr. Leonard Maskinsky: when duty gets drunk they turn into /b/

Tom · 01-01-2011

jaik · 02-01-2011

TrollOrbitalMissileBaseOperator: The Troll Orbital Missile Base 001 (abbreviated T.O.M.B.-001) is a large, doughnut shaped Jake's space station capable of firing twenty-four DoS missiles, though it is currently only loaded with eight. It is capable of housing six trolls, with an area designated for living, recreation, and medical treatment, and a separate area for the true purpose of the station; Gaming hall and launch center.
Mirty Dexican -Folding: fuck you pawx
Pawx: LOL
Mirty Dexican -Folding: LOL
|HGN| Buck: Wheres the armory?
|HGN| Buck: The one that contains the Sexual Assault Rifles?
Mirty Dexican -Folding: buck, shut the fuck up
TrollOrbitalMissileBaseOperator: derp
PeempmastuhJeh: LOL'D HARD
Mirty Dexican -Folding: whats that from
TrollOrbitalMissileBaseOperator: my mind

Aresty · 03-01-2011

|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Nope.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: (07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:47am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
|HGN| Arex: Doom
|HGN| Arex: What are you doing
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Laughing my ass off at Predu.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Apparently he had that bound and leaned on his keyboard.

jaik · 07-01-2011

(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what am i gunna do? die?
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: this is complete bullshit
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": can you survive a shot in the head
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: no...nobody can
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": indeed
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: fuck you
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": lol
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: just fucking shoot me, assface, i have nothing to do anyways...
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": ok then
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": i didnt plan to, but if you wish
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: You didnt plan too? My ass
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what was I going to do?
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: whore

Turkey · 07-01-2011

Quote from: Jake on 07-01-2011
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what am i gunna do? die?
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: this is complete bullshit
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": can you survive a shot in the head
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: no...nobody can
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": indeed
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: fuck you
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": lol
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: just fucking shoot me, assface, i have nothing to do anyways...
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": ok then
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": i didnt plan to, but if you wish
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: You didnt plan too? My ass
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what was I going to do?
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: whore

Who's that?

jaik · 07-01-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 07-01-2011
Quote from: Jake on 07-01-2011
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what am i gunna do? die?
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: this is complete bullshit
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": can you survive a shot in the head
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: no...nobody can
(02:56) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": indeed
(02:56) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: fuck you
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": lol
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: just fucking shoot me, assface, i have nothing to do anyways...
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": ok then
(02:57) [LOOC] Ivan "AA-Gun": i didnt plan to, but if you wish
(02:57) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: You didnt plan too? My ass
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: what was I going to do?
(02:58) [LOOC] Peshka Dardov: whore

Who's that?

I didn't catch his OOC name.

Dug · 14-01-2011

Quote|HGN| IronDeity: Vampires and Liches being my main targets. i aint goddamn Van Helsing. let someone else hunt werewolves
|HGN-STSA| Dug: LOL
|HGN-STSA| Dug: Qouted
|HGN| IronDeity: lmao

Quote|HGN| IronDeity: too bad theres no whip Swep =(

Quote|HGN| IronDeity: Would I join a Military faction in that if it ever got off the ground? No. Id wanna be a farmer. Farmin' corn. Cause man do I love me some corn.
|HGN-STSA| Dug: XD
|HGN-STSA| Dug: That'd be fun lol.
|HGN| IronDeity: Damn straight
|HGN-STSA| Dug: Farmin next to El Presidentes palace.
|HGN-STSA| Dug: XD
|HGN| IronDeity: Id be his personal Corn Farmer
|HGN| IronDeity: in his friggen garden
|HGN-STSA| Dug: XD

Quotei see justin bieber and i want to paint him black.

blackwolf1232123 two days ago, 112 Thumbs up

^^ From youtube.

jaik · 21-01-2011

(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': SCARE 'EM SHITLESS! OORAH!
(00:55) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: what is going
(00:55) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: on
(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': Scaring a rookie I think is in the factory.
(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': Should be fun.
(00:55) [LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: i was the rookie
(00:55) [LOOC] Brother 'Shield': ... Balls.
(

Turkey · 21-01-2011

Comradebritish · 22-01-2011

|HGN-STSA| Doomburger has connected to the server.
Lt. Sevastian Polyakev yells "Box formation! Radoslav center!"
Lt. Sevastian Polyakev yells "That is not how you do the fucking box!"
Lt. Sevastian Polyakev yells "That formation? That is called "Clusterfuck"!"
[LOOC] S-Sldr. Stepan 'Troll' Serdjukov: everybody durpd

Turkey · 22-01-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN|Turkey: Hi hot gir
|HGN|Turkey: l
bto is now Offline.

Tom · 24-01-2011

|HGN-STSR| Tom: For some reason I started laughing and thinking about "1000 ways to die" and how there where these 3 Russian/Ukrianian Soldiers who went to Chernobyl to guard it, and one of them was a chick and hooked up with one of the guys, The other guy was told to gtfo when he wanted in on it, so He went into the forest and tried to make love to a Racoon, and Had his dick bit off. Was thinking it would be funny as hell if that happened on SRP
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I lol'd really hard for some reason
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Reading in a moment.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: WHAT
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: THE FUCK
|HGN-STSR| Tom: lol
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wish that was a made up story lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: oh my god
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Imagine the report that was written on it.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: "Today, at 0-800 hours, private Svechenko's genitals were removed by a raccoon-"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: LOL
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wanna make a military guy, so that I can make a "Like a boss" song where it ends in me getting my dick bit off by a Racoon lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh my god
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Go get your genitals bitten off. FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: GO.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Hit on Sgt. Shi like a boss. Get rejected like a boss, Swallow sadness like a boss, Cry deeply like a boss, 5th of Vodka, Shit on Shi's Cot, get my gun, In my mouth, "Aww fuck man can't fucking do it shit" Pussy out like a boss, puke on Shi's Cot like a boss, Jump the wall like a boss, Suck a dudes dick like a boss, score some coke like aa boss, Meet a mutated Racoon like a boss, try to fuck its brains out like a boss, Get my dick bit off like a boss, Bleed to death like a boss, Now Im dead like a boss"
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Uhuh so in an average day you try to fuck a racoon and die?" "Hell yeah!" "Im sure you said something about sucking a dudes dick?" "Nope" "Im pretty sure you did" "Nah that ain't me"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Would be an interesting PK "My char was PK'd by a firing squad" "My char was PK'd by blowing himself up thus PKing the people that where trying to PK him" "My Char got PK'd by having his dick bit off by a Racoon :D" "..."
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: ...
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh dear God.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Pride of the Ukrainian Military.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Werd up brutha blat blat!

Even though its my own quote I found it necessary to post

lolKieck · 24-01-2011

Quote from: Tom on 24-01-2011
|HGN-STSR| Tom: For some reason I started laughing and thinking about "1000 ways to die" and how there where these 3 Russian/Ukrianian Soldiers who went to Chernobyl to guard it, and one of them was a chick and hooked up with one of the guys, The other guy was told to gtfo when he wanted in on it, so He went into the forest and tried to make love to a Racoon, and Had his dick bit off. Was thinking it would be funny as hell if that happened on SRP
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I lol'd really hard for some reason
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Reading in a moment.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: WHAT
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: THE FUCK
|HGN-STSR| Tom: lol
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wish that was a made up story lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: oh my god
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Imagine the report that was written on it.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: "Today, at 0-800 hours, private Svechenko's genitals were removed by a raccoon-"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: LOL
|HGN-STSR| Tom: I wanna make a military guy, so that I can make a "Like a boss" song where it ends in me getting my dick bit off by a Racoon lol
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh my god
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Go get your genitals bitten off. FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: GO.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Hit on Sgt. Shi like a boss. Get rejected like a boss, Swallow sadness like a boss, Cry deeply like a boss, 5th of Vodka, Shit on Shi's Cot, get my gun, In my mouth, "Aww fuck man can't fucking do it shit" Pussy out like a boss, puke on Shi's Cot like a boss, Jump the wall like a boss, Suck a dudes dick like a boss, score some coke like aa boss, Meet a mutated Racoon like a boss, try to fuck its brains out like a boss, Get my dick bit off like a boss, Bleed to death like a boss, Now Im dead like a boss"
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: LOL.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Uhuh so in an average day you try to fuck a racoon and die?" "Hell yeah!" "Im sure you said something about sucking a dudes dick?" "Nope" "Im pretty sure you did" "Nah that ain't me"
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Would be an interesting PK "My char was PK'd by a firing squad" "My char was PK'd by blowing himself up thus PKing the people that where trying to PK him" "My Char got PK'd by having his dick bit off by a Racoon :D" "..."
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: ...
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Oh dear God.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Pride of the Ukrainian Military.
|HGN-STSR| Tom: Werd up brutha blat blat!

Even though its my own quote I found it necessary to post

You did good for Doomburger. I'm filled with pride, private.

Ace of Hearts · 30-01-2011

Doomburger · 30-01-2011

eroticduck · 30-01-2011

6:19 PM - sexy duck: hey furie
6:19 PM - Gnome C. Butts: hey
6:19 PM - sexy duck: tell me a joke
6:20 PM - Gnome C. Butts: hmm
6:20 PM - Gnome C. Butts: i used to be addicted to soap
6:20 PM - Gnome C. Butts: but now i'm clean

Joemoma · 01-02-2011

|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: (07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:46am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
(07:47am) ** Cpt. Ivan 'Karen' Karensky thrusts it.
|HGN| Arex: Doom
|HGN| Arex: What are you doing
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Laughing my ass off at Predu.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Apparently he had that bound and leaned on his keyboard.
10:52 AM - ::DcG:: Lt. Taylor: Doom...
10:53 AM - ::DcG:: Lt. Taylor: What WERE you doing?
10:53 AM - |HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Teaching the regiment what binds to use.

ORLY?

lolKieck · 04-02-2011

Turkey raging after STK in Duty base:
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: NO NO NO
(20:27) [LOOC] Sldr. Dimitri Shalevon: LOL
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: DICKBUTTS>
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: FUCKING

Turkey · 04-02-2011

Quote from: lolKieck on 04-02-2011
Turkey raging after STK in Duty base:
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: NO NO NO
(20:27) [LOOC] Sldr. Dimitri Shalevon: LOL
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: DICKBUTTS>
(20:27) [LOOC] Bampip: FUCKING

You STK every time out of spawn. ye I mad