Quotes Thread !!!!!!

Frostee · 25-04-2011

Quote11:38 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: 11:38 PM - fps_sälem: i said
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: hes a dumpass
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: and should
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: suck my rusty
11:38 PM - fps_sälem: bullethole
11:38 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: That is from him to you
11:38 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: what
11:39 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: Tell him to watch his ass cause he'll get a ban if he keeps acting that way toward an admin
11:39 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: 11:39 PM - fps_sälem: who the fuck is khorn anyways
11:39 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: An admin...
11:39 PM - fps_sälem: oh
11:39 PM - fps_sälem: FUCK
11:40 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: I'll be sure to find a rusty pipe to compliment his rusty asshole.
11:40 PM - |HGN-FOSA| Mr. Khorn: And by pipe, I mean Blake's pipe

I lol'd so hard.

Goose · 05-05-2011

jaik · 09-05-2011

Quote

(21:22) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I wish to teach you how to RP.
(21:22) [LOOC] Alex Carter: DOS IT MATTER I CANT USE GRAMMAR OKAY
(21:22) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Yes, you can.
(21:22) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i dont know how so shut up and leave me alone
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Nah.
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: STOP
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NOW
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You need to know how to RP.
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lobridge: Before you play with others.
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i dont want to use grammar
(21:23) [LOOC] Alex Carter: GTFO OFF ME NOW
(21:23) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Well, it's quite important.
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Alex.
(21:4) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Please do use proper grammar.
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: get me out of the ground
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I DONT KNOW FUCKING HOW
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: This isn't kindergarten.
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lwbridge: Yes, you do.
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Just try.
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I FUCKING DONT
(21:24) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You didn't try yet.
(21:24) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i cant use commas and , or . or T or what evrer
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Yeah, you can, it's simple.
(21:25) [LOOC] Alex Carter: i only play rp for fun of playing
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Want me to teach you?
(21:25) [LOOC] Alex Carter: ITS NOT TO ME
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: It takes merely a minute, I promise.
(21:5) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NO IT DOSENT I FORGET IT SO FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Now, please stop running away, okay?
(21:25) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You need to.
(21:25) [British malse [blue e...] says "stop"
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Calm down.
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridg: Okay.
(21:26) [LOOC] Alex Carter: WERE THE HELL RO U
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Just use SHIFT on the first letter, Alex.
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: First steps.
(21:26) [British malse [blue e...] says "i use Alex"
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Well, you got the name right.
(21:26) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: That's already good.
(21:27) [British malse [blue e...] says "listen to me please"
(21:27) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: But you must at least capitalize the first letter and I'll let you go.
(21:27) [LOOC] Alex Carter: listen
(21:27) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I'm listening.
(21:27) [LOOC] Alex Carter: if you give me a bolt action i might be able to use grammor
(21:27) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Ah! No way, Alex, you must prove you're worth it!
(21:28) [LOOC] Alex Carter: HOW FFS
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Just push shift when you type the first letter.
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I can wait.
(21:28) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I dont fucking understand happy
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Yeah.
(21:28) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: That's better.
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I don't undertand asshole im not used to this.
(21:29) [British malse [blue e...] says "ITS TAT BETTER"
(21:29) [British malse [blue e...] says "ffs"
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Ease up.
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: Calling me an asshole won't get you anywhere.
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: EASE UP I FUCKING HATE USEING GRAMMAR
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: I'm calm, Alex.
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: IM NEVER USED TO IT
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NO U CALM
(21:29) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You just have a bad day today
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: fucking t
(21:30) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I CANT FUCKING MOVE IN THERE ITS ALL ERROS TO ME
(21:30) [LOOC] John Lowbridge: You must download the content pack.
(21:31) [LOOC] Alex Carter: I HAVE TO MAKE A ACOUNT U DICK HEAD NO WAY
(/) (21:32) John Lowbridge has banned '-->CORRUPT<->>-<<->BULLET<--' for 6 hour(s) (Lack of respect, flaming, acting like a child.).

Knife_cz · 09-05-2011

So thats the reason why you banned him,now I see :D

Paintcheck · 09-05-2011

Blake edited this. It was funnier before.

OrangeReal · 13-05-2011

|HGN|OrangeReal = Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov
CC = Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom

*After a long posting of BANNED FOR...*
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR BEING A HIPPY, FREEFAGER
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: BANNED FOR NOT BEING A FABULOUS HIPPY FREEFAG
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR...for....Gah, I can't think of anything.
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR LETTING ME THINK OF ANYTHING
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: I mean, not letting me think of anything
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: ha! THE DAY IS MINE.
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: . . .
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR WINNING
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: BANNED FOR HAXING ASWELL
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: BANNED FOR BEING aughgh OMFG
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: umad?
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: BRO
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: <---- SO MAD
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: UJELLY AS WELL (even though I'm using it wrong.)
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: I THINK U JELLY
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: NOW YOUR BANNED FOR WOOOOOOOOORDM FEEEEEEEEEEEWD
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG-------
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: Oh, lol
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: I'm justk idding
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: Your my favorite hippy freefager.
|HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom: <3
[LOOC] Nikolai 'Writer' Petrov: nope.avi
|HGN|OrangeReal has disconnected from the server.

deluxulous · 14-05-2011

Quote from: Jake
(21:29) [LOOC] Alex Carter: NO U CALM

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD

Maxi96203 · 15-05-2011

|HGN| Zee Captain: I know how freedom works
|HGN| Zee Captain: from that one trader in the freedom base in Clear Sky
|HGN| Zee Captain: "Wham bamb, zank you mercenary!"
ComradeBritish: Ashot, his dick is huge.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Ye
|HGN| Zee Captain: His accent
|HGN| Zee Captain: :3
|HGN| Zee Captain: Is awesome
ComradeBritish: Is sexy.
ComradeBritish: Sexy Awesome.

|HGN| Zee Captain: I've been watching to much anime
|HGN| Zee Captain: I was on the porch
|HGN| Zee Captain: and I heard a baby
|HGN| Zee Captain: and it sounded Japanese
|HGN| Zee Captain: fuck
|HGN| SmirnoFF: You're turning into one of us
|HGN| SmirnoFF: Dont be so naive to think you are not infected
|HGN| SmirnoFF: The conversion has already begun

Paintcheck · 16-05-2011

Quote from: RG4
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: Fucking hell
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: ALL of those were putting are hands in our pants to keep them warm

0.o

Turkey · 16-05-2011

Turkey: HEY BOBBY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Turkey: ITS STORY TIME.
Turkey: DID YOU FAIL PRESCHOOL?
;3

Maxi96203 · 16-05-2011

Quote from: Turkey on 16-05-2011
Turkey: HEY BOBBY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Turkey: ITS STORY TIME.
Turkey: DID YOU FAIL PRESCHOOL?
;3

Fucking rip from my sig :3

Bl★ck Star · 21-05-2011

|HGN| Ralazo: Thanks black
|HGN| Ralazo: :3
|HGN| Ralazo: oh and since we're all dying sometime
|HGN| Ralazo: i wanted to say
|HGN| Ralazo: that
|HGN| Ralazo: ehm
|HGN| Ralazo: ugh
|HGN| Ralazo: i
|HGN| Ralazo: ug
|HGN-MC| BlackStar: NO
|HGN| Ralazo: love
|HGN| Ralazo: ugh
|HGN| Ralazo: lololo

jaik · 21-05-2011

|HGN-FOSA| 2077: you can remove the .blob thingy
-Vivallion-: Add Sivler to the game
-Vivallion-: silver to the chat i mean
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: no
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: i can't bother him because of this
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: ask him
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: yourself
-Vivallion-: Seriosuyl?
-Vivallion-: Your typo?
-Vivallion-: AND YOU WONT FUCKING ASK HIM TO SOLVE IT?
-Vivallion-: WHAT A SELFIS FUCKING PRICK ARE YOU
-Vivallion-: YORUE A ADMIN
-Vivallion-: FOR GOD SAKES DO SOMETHING TO HELP THE COMMUNITY
-Vivallion-: Nevermind.
-Vivallion-: You cant do anything
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: thank you

Knife_cz · 21-05-2011

15:14 -F- GabeN: ..aah...yes..jackie...cmon....fill me..up...
15:14 -F- GabeN:Wrong chat window.

:/..:/..

lolKieck · 21-05-2011

Quote from: Jake on 21-05-2011
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: you can remove the .blob thingy
-Vivallion-: Add Sivler to the game
-Vivallion-: silver to the chat i mean
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: no
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: i can't bother him because of this
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: ask him
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: yourself
-Vivallion-: Seriosuyl?
-Vivallion-: Your typo?
-Vivallion-: AND YOU WONT FUCKING ASK HIM TO SOLVE IT?
-Vivallion-: WHAT A SELFIS FUCKING PRICK ARE YOU
-Vivallion-: YORUE A ADMIN
-Vivallion-: FOR GOD SAKES DO SOMETHING TO HELP THE COMMUNITY
-Vivallion-: Nevermind.
-Vivallion-: You cant do anything
|HGN-FOSA| 2077: thank you

WoW Bloodlust

mikeywrenn · 21-05-2011

mikeywrenn · 23-05-2011

2:44 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Suckers can use PDAs right?
2:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: ..
2:44 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: what
2:44 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I was using my PDA
2:44 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: on grit
2:45 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and some guy told me I wasn't allowed
2:45 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: are we not allowed to ICly, did duty make a rule or something?
2:45 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: duty?
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: yeah
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: have duty started making rules against suckers using their PDAs?
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I was checking on mission updates from monolith
2:46 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: What the hell are you smoking
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and a duty recruit
2:46 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: What?
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: So we're allowed to use them..?
2:47 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Wait wait, tell me the details
2:47 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: the /mes
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I was stood at the bottom of the area
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cloaked
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: so I go
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo takes out his PDA
2:47 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo operates the PDA, going onto his missions
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: then the duty guy comes down
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and says in LOOC (something like) "What the hell are you doing?"
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and I'm like
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: "Using my PDA, don't metagame; I'm cloaked"
2:48 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: who was the duty
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: he was a recruit
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: And he told me off for using my PDA :/
2:48 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: what an asshole
2:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Where do bloodsuckers keep their pdas?
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I keep mine in my backpack
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: others keep them in jacket pockets and stuff
2:49 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Excuse me?
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Like
2:49 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: you know people wear things on their back, right?
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: the two straps
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: one over each shoulder
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: that's a backpack
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and a jacket is like a coat
2:50 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I keep mine in my backpack
2:50 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: So other bloodsuckers have jackets and coats?
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Yeah
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Not all though
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cause monolith don't always have spare clothes and stuff to give out
2:51 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Are you trolling me?
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: No
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: I want your help
2:51 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cause these people are being idiots
2:52 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Why are they?
2:52 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Cause they're being dicks and saying I can't use my fucking PDA
2:52 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and it's pissing me off
2:52 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Have you ever played stalker?
2:52 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: yes
2:52 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: You must be kidding.
2:53 PM - |HGN-STSA| Trippy: Your trolling me
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: No stfu and listen
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: Like
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: All the suckers I've seen in stalker
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: they wear chinese stealth armour
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: the one from fallout
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: or it's like that
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: cause I can't see them
2:53 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and I saw that picture
2:54 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: of them sat around the campfire with guns
2:54 PM - Sakagami Tomoyo: and I want to see more of that on the server

jaik · 23-05-2011

Not funny.

mikeywrenn · 23-05-2011

Quote from: Jake on 23-05-2011
Not funny.

Is there a rule that states 'it MUST be funny'?

Chrono · 23-05-2011

British NEW COMP :D: hey
|HGN| Chrono: hey
British NEW COMP :D: do brazilian people speak english?
|HGN| Chrono: no
|HGN| Chrono: official language is portuguese.
British NEW COMP :D: u speak english?
British NEW COMP :D is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
|HGN| Chrono: obviously..
British NEW COMP :D: o
British NEW COMP :D: i thoguht steam like auto transated it
|HGN| Chrono facepalms

Frostee · 23-05-2011

Quote8:17 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: THats retarded
8:17 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: France cant fight
8:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: They did in WWI
8:17 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: Actualy, I dunno, maybe FRANC3 can, but I know France cant.
8:17 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:18 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: They surrendered in WW1, but they fought again )barely) ocne the British sowed up.
8:18 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: And then they surrended again 20 years later.
8:18 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:19 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: Watch as they surrender in MW3, just to troll the French.
8:19 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: And theres a mission in Germany called "No Jew".
8:19 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: lol
8:19 PM - Ɲegative Ȥero: SO many opporitunitys for trolling

deluxulous · 23-05-2011

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 23-05-2011
Quote from: Jake on 23-05-2011
Not funny.

Is there a rule that states 'it MUST be funny'?

No but you just look stupid when it's not.

ThY · 24-05-2011

Quote
<random add>
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Abusing?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: And insulting me?
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: Excuse me?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Banning my char
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: for no reason
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: kicking me
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: for no reason
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: I had reason.
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHAT REASON
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHY YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE SVD?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: EH?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: NO FREAKIN REASON
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I DIDNT RDM
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I WAS IN A GOD DAMN WAR
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: AND
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: WHY I FUCKING NEED TO GIVE GUNS BACK
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: UR JUST MAKING UP THINGS
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: YOU HELP UR FRIENDS
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: im done with you for today, good day.
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: you have been disconnected
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: Great.
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: would you like to speak to my supervisor?
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: I pefer to talk to a fat dog , and not you
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: That explains my think?
|HGN-STSA| Trippy: im sorry, he dosent talk to fail children.
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: noob
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: gay
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: ga
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: yga
мя.ωarm «αωρ»: yga
Andrei Egorov has banned 'мя.ωarm «αωρ»' permanently ('NO FREAKIN REASON')
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Umad, мя.ωarm :D?

mikeywrenn · 24-05-2011

[lolz]Laughed out loud..[/lolz]

Turkey · 24-05-2011

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 24-05-2011

[lolz]Laughed out loud..[/lolz]

Quote from: -Vivallion-/ur gay fag
/ur gay fag
/go away /lolz