Quotes Thread !!!!!!

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Bucky

|HGN| Ping-Pong licks your ear lobe. "Because... I am here... FOR THE FUCKING LULZ."

Damn you Ping-Pong...Damn fucking you.

Ping-Pong

|HGN| Ping-Pong pops her neck infront of Nikolai Yurdansky, she then unsheathes her Trench Knife, spinning it for a few seconds, she runs up to the Colonel and punches him across the face with the knuckled Knife, cramming the knife into his Stomach, ripping upwards to his rib cage, grinning, you see her eyes void of emotion. Her eyes twinkle within the white sea of her eyes. Smiling, she rips the knife out of him, cramming her hand into the wound, she rips out his heart, laughing at him as it is still connected to him, as the heart beats in her hand, she kicks the Colonel down to his knees, the heart's connection tears apart. Laughing she squeezes the still beating heart above her mouth, drinking the blood.
|HGN| Pawx- Sick: WTF
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Bl★ck Star

Never tell your password to anyone.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: BTW
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Do you lift weights
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: WIth your penis?
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: yeah
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: I can lift 1,5KG-s with my penis when I have an erection.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :D
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: wat
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: I do 5 xD
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :O
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: hahahhaha
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: You must haz big penis
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: I shall see.
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: 15.4 cm
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: And its strooong
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :3
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Mine is 13.9 CMs or around that when I last counted it.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Just I hate that
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: That I'm in school
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: A guy infront of me stands up
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: And I get a boner.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: And then go and walk out.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Yeah sure.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Lol.
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: looool
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /This shall leave to quotes thread.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /Just an idea.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /:3
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: asd
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: So everyone in HGN will know
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: What we can lift weights with our penises
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :3
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: lol
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Shall I play STALKER
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: or Men of War
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: Or sleep?
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: :/
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: fuck me
|HGN| Bl☆ckStar: because Iam famous
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: OKAY
Szenti.ThY Puppeh flies to you
Szenti.ThY Puppeh: /QUOTE DAT SHIT TILL I GET THAER.
Szenti.ThY Puppeh is now Offline.


Ping-Pong

Alex: And I said, let their be light!
CommisarNitro: And I said, fuck in the dark.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Bl★ck Star

|HGN| Ping-Pong: What are your sizes
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: uhm let me check
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: one sec
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: uh dont got a measure band here
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Alright
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Well, first off.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: gonna ask my grandma tomorrow if she has one
|HGN| Ping-Pong: I am going to need you to... Send me a link in English
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: kay
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: http://cgi.ebay.com/Home-Maid-Sissy-Dress-Cosplay-Costume-clothes-/260632406033?pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&hash=item3caee6e811
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: not exactly the same
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: but looks better
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Now...
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Why exactly do you want this?
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: Uhm, It looks hot ?
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: and I like Maid outfits oo
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: *o.O
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: **o.o
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Same
|HGN| Ping-Pong: But, I'd rather be fucking a girl that is WEARING this outfit.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: I mean, it only makes sense.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: yeah
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: but, I can wear that and fuck a Girl in a suit       jk
|HGN| Ping-Pong: LOL
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: I just want it
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: =D
|HGN| Ping-Pong is now Away.
|HGN| Ping-Pong is now Online.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Kay
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Well
|HGN| Ping-Pong: That's hot, I guess.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: i kno
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: Iam just making my hair ^^
|HGN| Ping-Pong: K-Kay.
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8254/81888576.jpg
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: <3
|HGN| Ping-Pong: O.O
|HGN| Ping-Pong: My face.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: It froze.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: And my dick
|HGN| Ping-Pong: It got bigger.
|HGN| Ping-Pong: As a matter of factr
|HGN| Ping-Pong: Hold on


Bucky

"FOCKONG GRONTS" - Killbreau

Killa: "Wait wait wait, So, theres someone named Hammer, and somone named Anvil?"

Buck: "Yus..."

Killa: "So does Hammer bang Anvil?"

Buck: " :| "

Killa: "Har de har de har"

|HGN|Buck: :3
|HGN|Buck: I never knew what ^ meant.
|HGN|Buck: Testicle Mouth?
Ace: :3?
Ace: It means :D
Ace: Or :)
|HGN|Buck: IT MEANS TESTICLE MOUTH, SHUT UP BITCH.

Ace of Hearts

Ace: However, I simply must sing this.
Ace clears his throat.
Ace: LET US RIDE... TO... CAMELOT!
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): dont make me link you to Stalker Pron.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): be warned
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): it will involve Bloodsuckers.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): and Bandits.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): And monolith.
Ace: We're Knights of the Round Table! We dance whe- Nevermind.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): good thinking.
Ace: ....It's worth it
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): im not talking softcore shit either
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): I'm talking rip n tear.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): baby female bloodsuckers on exo suited monos.
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): DO YOU WANT THAT?
Ace: ....
Emperor The BLU (B.O.B.Y. Guy): DIDNT THINK SO.

lolKieck

>>Dark Scar<<: Hello mr taliban cat
|HGN| Kieck: hi
>>Dark Scar<<: You havent been on srp in a while :/
|HGN| Kieck: croatia for like 8 dayz
|HGN| Kieck: new game
|HGN| Kieck: shit makes me inactive
>>Dark Scar<<: lol
>>Dark Scar<<: I just play fallout 3 now
>>Dark Scar<<: And srp occasionaly
|HGN| Kieck: heh
>>Dark Scar<<: Untill my fucking debit card comes so i can actually buy more games
|HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg
>>Dark Scar<<: LUL
>>Dark Scar<<: It would be more epic if ther was water in it upto the top
>>Dark Scar<<: so it looked like he was in a Jacuzi
>>Dark Scar<<: That cat wouldent hezitate to drop you
|HGN| Kieck: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg
|HGN| Kieck: also
|HGN| Kieck: quoted
>>Dark Scar<<: I know
>>Dark Scar<<: lol
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Ping-Pong

Never tell your password to anyone.
a fucking magnet: fucking nigger
a fucking magnet: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1283227605910.png
|HGN| Ping-Pong throws you at a fucking refrigerator.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Bl★ck Star

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: http://gazo.pandoravote.net/img.html
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: now thats a real pedotopia
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
|HGN| BlackStar Ze Pedospy: tis goes into quotes


Aresty

#485
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jaik

jake: stan
jake: WILL DDOS U
jake: *FURIOUS TYPING*
|HGN| Pawx: :I
jake: UR SUCH A FAGOT U DESTROYED MY COMMUNITY I WILL MAKE A REVENGE
jake: ~griffen
|HGN| Pawx: LOL
jake: he actually
jake: threatened
jake: that stan will ddos me
jake: then i asked stan about griffen
jake: jake: hey stan do you know griffen
Stan: who
|HGN| Pawx: LOL
|HGN| Pawx: Griffens a faggot
|HGN| Pawx: He tried to make me cyber with him once
|HGN| Pawx: :I
jake: heh
jake: im not surprised
jake: he wanted to add citizen models with bigger tits
jake: in our HL2RP
jake: i was like
jake: dude what
|HGN| Pawx: Oh yeah
|HGN| Pawx: And he wanted to get a naked model of his character
|HGN| Pawx: I was like -_-
|HGN| Pawx: Kids a failure
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Pawx

jake: i can chew bubblegum with my dick
|HGN| Pawx: ...
|HGN| Pawx: What

Turkey

<20:04:26> "Turkey": 'Pelican' yells "Help me!"
Kristine Orizio says "Your a bad lier you know that"
'Pelican' yells "You bitch, I was just trying to get water."
Kristine Orizio says "Well you got your water."
'Pelican' yells "You and your hal-"
** 'Pelican' picks it up
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Blake thats annoying.
** 'Pelican' throws it.
<20:04:35> "Turkey": (*) [OOC] Lubov Golovuny: kay
** Kristine Orizio shrugs
Kristine Orizio says "Throwing away your water reduces your survival time by about a week."
'Pelican' yells "I will slit your throat."
'Pelican' says "Do you like men?"
Kristine Orizio says "What kind of question is that?"
Kristine Orizio says "Im a woman. Of course i like men."
'Pelican' yells "DO YOU LIKE MEN?!"
'Pelican' says "Do you want to see pictures of men?"
Kristine Orizio says "No."
Kristine Orizio says "I want you to tell the truth."
'Pelican' says "I thought you liked men?"
Kristine Orizio says "I dont like liers."
(o) [OOC] 'Condor': Paychecks yet?
'Pelican' says "You must be one of those lesbian types."
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Nope
Somebody says ""
Kristine Orizio says "Sure whatever you want box boy."
'Pelican' yells "Go finger yourself"
** 'Pelican' unzips his jacket.
** 'Pelican' takes off his shirt and hoodie
** 'Pelican' unbuttons his jeans
** Kristine Orizio throws an empty beer bottel at the man
<20:04:47> "Turkey": ** 'Pelican' drops his pants, Completely naked now.
Kristine Orizio says "Nice show"
** 'Pelican' starts rubbing his titties, Comepletely naked
'Pelican' yells "Nice ass!"
Kristine Orizio says "You could get lots of money for doing this."
Kristine Orizio says "People would gather here just to watch the idiot trapped in the box."
** 'Pelican''s eyes roll back into his head, He falls unconsious

Silence)

Quote from: Turkey on 09-09-2010
<20:04:26> "Turkey": 'Pelican' yells "Help me!"
Kristine Orizio says "Your a bad lier you know that"
'Pelican' yells "You bitch, I was just trying to get water."
Kristine Orizio says "Well you got your water."
'Pelican' yells "You and your hal-"
** 'Pelican' picks it up
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Blake thats annoying.
** 'Pelican' throws it.
<20:04:35> "Turkey": (*) [OOC] Lubov Golovuny: kay
** Kristine Orizio shrugs
Kristine Orizio says "Throwing away your water reduces your survival time by about a week."
'Pelican' yells "I will slit your throat."
'Pelican' says "Do you like men?"
Kristine Orizio says "What kind of question is that?"
Kristine Orizio says "Im a woman. Of course i like men."
'Pelican' yells "DO YOU LIKE MEN?!"
'Pelican' says "Do you want to see pictures of men?"
Kristine Orizio says "No."
Kristine Orizio says "I want you to tell the truth."
'Pelican' says "I thought you liked men?"
Kristine Orizio says "I dont like liers."
(o) [OOC] 'Condor': Paychecks yet?
'Pelican' says "You must be one of those lesbian types."
(/) [OOC] Kristine Orizio: Nope
Somebody says ""
Kristine Orizio says "Sure whatever you want box boy."
'Pelican' yells "Go finger yourself"
** 'Pelican' unzips his jacket.
** 'Pelican' takes off his shirt and hoodie
** 'Pelican' unbuttons his jeans
** Kristine Orizio throws an empty beer bottel at the man
<20:04:47> "Turkey": ** 'Pelican' drops his pants, Completely naked now.
Kristine Orizio says "Nice show"
** 'Pelican' starts rubbing his titties, Comepletely naked
'Pelican' yells "Nice ass!"
Kristine Orizio says "You could get lots of money for doing this."
Kristine Orizio says "People would gather here just to watch the idiot trapped in the box."
** 'Pelican''s eyes roll back into his head, He falls unconsious
:0 what happens next.Lol

lolKieck

|HGN| BlackStar: Well
|HGN| BlackStar: Off to visit your Dad
|HGN| Kieck: wat
|HGN| Kieck: also
|HGN| Kieck: quoted
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lolKieck

|HGN| Kieck: nightfield called me a newfag once
|HGN| Kieck: and sadly
|HGN| Kieck: he was on the forums much much less time than me
|HGN| Kieck: lol
|HGN| BlackStar: LOL
|HGN| BlackStar: well iam off
|HGN| BlackStar: going to sleep and rape Biheaded Monster Pedal girls
|HGN| Kieck: wat
|HGN| BlackStar: nothin
|HGN| BlackStar: just leave
|HGN| Kieck: I gotta quote this
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Bl★ck Star

|HGN| BlackStar: Btw
|HGN| BlackStar: Is god Real ?
|HGN| Kieck: its like the question
|HGN| Kieck: do gingers have soul ?
|HGN| BlackStar: lol quoted


lolKieck

(22:24) [OOC] Lt. Col.David 'Sandman' Rouiee: [LOOC] Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky: I have binds for cybering
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OrangeReal

#494
Sunday, September 19, 2010
7:26 PM - Carl: Yarr!
7:26 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh god a pirate.
7:27 PM - Carl: Tis be doom hitting my wenches on me mask.
7:27 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: An internet pirateer.
7:27 PM - Carl: mast*
7:27 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh god
7:27 PM - Carl: Yarr
7:27 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Its an piragineer
7:27 PM - Carl: I shall hit you with me grog.
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: < . >
7:28 PM - Carl: Walk the plank! Yarrr!
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh god!
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Oh my god.
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
7:28 PM - Carl: Good?
7:28 PM - Carl: GOOD?
7:28 PM - Carl: YES VERY!
7:28 PM - Carl: YARRR!
7:28 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: NOOOOOOOO
7:28 PM - Carl: Walk the damn plank, yee skaleewag.
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] cloaks and puts a cardboard pirate mask on.
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] goes behind you.
7:29 PM - Carl: YARR WHERE DID HE GO?
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Ahem....YAAAARRRRR MATEH
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] uncloaks
7:29 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] btw.
7:29 PM - Carl: Yarr! Glad to have a fellow crew mate on board.
7:29 PM - Carl: AH!
7:29 PM - Carl: *Startled*
7:30 PM - Carl pokes Doom with his sword.
7:30 PM - Carl: I SAID WALK THE DAMN PLANK!
7:30 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: YAAAR I BE DEM PIRATE . . . (things)
7:30 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] coughs.
7:30 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] nervously adjusts his tie.
7:31 PM - Carl: No yer nawt, joo will have to walk dem plank!
7:31 PM - Carl: YAR!
7:31 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: NO U FGT,
7:31 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] pushes you into the water.
7:31 PM - Carl: (Dude...you're the one on the plank. Im like on the ship...if you push me I cant fall ya prick)
7:31 PM - Carl: GAH
7:31 PM - Carl: Wait.
7:32 PM - Carl: Im nawt in anee water.
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Erm.
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] cloaks.
7:32 PM - Carl: YAR I SEE YEW!
7:32 PM - Carl: YEE CANT GET AWAY!
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[] puts on a differnet pirateer cardboard maks, and gets behind you and cloaks.
7:32 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: *uncloaks*
7:33 PM - Carl: ...
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: I ment
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: :D
7:33 PM - Carl pushes Doom into the water.
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]also spyly power gamed like a prick
7:33 PM - Carl: YOU CANT FOOL ME TWICE!
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm pulls out a sapper and saps your shit.
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Ship
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: I ment ship
7:33 PM - Carl: YAR
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: not shit
7:33 PM - Carl: MY SHIT
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: LOL
7:33 PM - Carl: SOMEBODY GIVE ME A WRENCH!
7:33 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: Piragineer.
7:33 PM - Carl grabs a wrench and attempts to hit his shit, smearing it everywhere.
7:34 PM - |HGN|[]Ðøøm[]: LOL
7:34 PM - Carl: Yar
7:34 PM - Carl: GET SOMEONE HERE TO SCRUB THE POOP DECK!

SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Bl★ck Star

Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN| BlackStar: *angryface*
|HGN| BlackStar: YOU
|HGN| BlackStar: I DUN FINGER MY ASS IN THE SHOWER
|HGN| Szenti: What.
|HGN| Szenti: I do.
|HGN| Szenti: Always.
|HGN| Szenti: I can push up my whole middle-finger
|HGN| Szenti: I even have an orgasm
|HGN| Szenti: .
|HGN| Szenti: Dot
|HGN| BlackStar: Thats so quoed lol
|HGN| BlackStar: Quoted
|HGN| Szenti: QUOTE IT
|HGN| Szenti: WHO CARES
|HGN| Szenti: YOU GRINGO-BITCH
|HGN| Szenti: I HAVE MUSCLES ON MY PENIS
|HGN| Szenti: I CAN LIFT YOU WITH MY PENIS
|HGN| Szenti: I EVEN BREAK YOUR ARM
|HGN| Szenti: WITH MY
|HGN| Szenti: PENIS


Pawx

jake: [OOC] 'Crosshair': I got my stories about ya
[OOC] 'Crosshair': Remeber when you were toolguning the Viper 5, well that was Duping
[OOC] 'Crosshair': You picked up the gun..
[OOC] 'Crosshair': And now you suddently have a merc suit oohooo
jake: hmmm
jake: somebody's jealous
|HGN| Pawx: Are you srs playing SRP
|HGN| Pawx: I thought you were a troll
jake: sometimes
jake: im srs
jake: mostly
jake: but
|HGN| Pawx: Lies
jake: nonono
|HGN| Pawx: Dude
|HGN| Pawx: Your not Ceral
jake: wat
|HGN| Pawx: Your
|HGN| Pawx: Not
|HGN| Pawx: Ceral
jake is now Offline.

I win.

lolKieck

|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: No.
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: I mean
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: Yes?
|HGN| Kieck: is it real you have bndz fr cybr ?
|HGN| Kieck: is it real ?
|HGN| Kieck: FUCKING ANSWER
|HGN| Kieck: I KNOW YOU ARE TYPING SOMETHING
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: yes yes I'm trying to cyber here
|HGN| Kieck: QUOTED
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: Silence

WITH SILENCE, WHAT !?
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Goose


[LOOC] Nikolai "Psycho" Leninkov: Have you ever held an AK?
[LOOC] Nikolai "Psycho" Leninkov: No
[LOOC] Dukarov Stovsky: Yes, have you?
[LOOC] Dukarov Stovsky: Couse it dosnt seem like that.
[LOOC] Nikolai "Psycho" Leninkov: You sure as hell havnt if yout hink you can do that with one.
[LOOC] Seth Gecko: I've held a penis. Now stop being kiddes, and deicde on an outcome. If you can't, do a diceroll.
~"Victory isn't sweet, Victory is the absence of the taste of fear and stench of death"


Tom

#499
Quote from: lolKieck on 20-09-2010
(22:24) [OOC] Lt. Col.David 'Sandman' Rouiee: [LOOC] Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky: I have binds for cybering

Bind 'H' "Say /me gets a massive hard on."
Bind 'X' "Say /me gently shoves his penis in the orphace of her body, Slowly getting faster and faster and harder"
Bind 'C' "Say /me pulls out and comes all over your hair"

Are these some of your, Many binds doom?

Oh and.

|HGN STBA|Tom: I didn't know you had binds for cyber.
|HGN STBA|Tom: I will never look at you the same again.
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: My dumb jokes will be the death of me.
|HGN STBA|Tom:
Quote from: lolKieck on 20-09-2010
(22:24) [OOC] Lt. Col.David 'Sandman' Rouiee: [LOOC] Colonel Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky: I have binds for cybering

Bind 'H' "Say /me gets a massive hard on."
Bind 'X' "Say /me gently shoves his penis in the orphace of her body, Slowly getting faster and faster and harder"
Bind 'C' "Say /me pulls out and comes all over your hair"
|HGN STBA|Tom: Are those some of your binds?
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: ...
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: I'm
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: What the
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: Fuck
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: I'm going to murder him.
|HGN STBA|Tom: lol
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: And no I don't really have binds for that.
|HGN STBA|Tom: I figgured.
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: Just in case...
|HGN STBA|Tom: And Im just fucking with you :P. Wait. . . In a metaphorical sense not in a litteral sense, so Uhh. . . Don't prep them binds K?
|HGN-STTA| Doomburger: LOL.
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22