Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Locke]

Lol @ Afro, corrupting our youth.

[Assassinator]

You live in Canada, it's not your youth, besides, you're at most like two years older then him, lol.

[Dark Angel]

[OOC] Nik3 Goes CSS pro: Admin, i got lil problem...
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: i cant move
Scream | |HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel-NoSleep [LOOC]: Type /sit
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: when i do /sit and stand up my sc-
rren goes down and i can move lil bit
Scream | |HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel-NoSleep [LOOC]: Now into the console type
-duck
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: my screen is verververy low
Nike Kekkonen | Nik3 Goes CSS pro [LOOC]: oh thanks

[Assassinator]

|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Haaaaaai!
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
|HGN| Assassinator: Hey.
|HGN| Assassinator: Was in TTT.
|HGN| Assassinator: Sorry.
|HGN| Assassinator: Well, was in a tense moment.
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: k.....
|HGN| Assassinator: What?
|HGN| Assassinator: It's a detective game you perv.
|HGN| Assassinator: Lol.
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: -.-'

[Bl★ck Star]

 Halten Sie Ihr Passwort geheim.
|HGN| Dug: r u tradar?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: yeah
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: why ?
|HGN| Dug: Can I haz Tradar recc?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: sure
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: xD iam no trader acctualy
|HGN| Dug: loooooooooooool


(^ TTT=trouble in terrorist town owns)

[Bl★ck Star]

 Halten Sie Ihr Passwort geheim.
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Hey,
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: hi
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Did you ever had the feel, that a dog bites off your dick?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: uhm
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: Oo
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: What?
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: So?
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: uhm no Oo
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Hmm
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: It hurts...
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: I can tell it... It hurts.
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: dude, you know this is worth a quote
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Yeah. I wanted to post it
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: AND I DO IT
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: MWHAHAHA
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: +1 postcount for ME
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: ffs
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: Browser dies
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: in the moment when I click on QUOTES THREAD
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: first one
|HGN|Bl★ck Star: posted
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: FU
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: I did click on the post button too, but you did it 1 seconds faster
|HGN| Szenti 尺ﾉｲズきらびやか: D:

[Assassinator]

Don't be stealin' mah TTT servahsz.

[Assassinator]

Ivar Ammadon: What...
Ivar Ammadon: You don't know where you're at?
Amanda Ammadon: Dude... i just fell down of a helicopter... got asperin?

[Assassinator]

** Ivar Ammadon nods to Parmenion, "I'm currently wondering whether blowout-
s 'cause your precense, or your precense cause blowouts.
** Parmenion Thade Chuckles "I fell from the sky"
Amanda Ammadon: So anyone got some fucking asperin?
Amanda Ammadon: Cool same happend to me...
** Ivar Ammadon chuckles, "Well so did she."

[Goose]

Shade | |HGN| Welek [LOOC]: Squaking is the most sexy sound i've ever heard.

[Szenti]

11:24 - |HGN| The Jackal: Whens BC out?
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Burning Crusade?
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Its already out.
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: BAD COMPANY
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: OHH
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Its already out.
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: It is?
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Yeah.
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: Your talking about 1 nope?
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: YOU FUCKING RETARD
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: The second one!
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: OHH
11:25 - |HGN| The Jackal: 5th of march
11:25 - |HGN| Szenti: So your talking about Bad Company 2!
11:26 - |HGN| The Jackal: Im going to buy me3
11:26 - |HGN| Szenti: Loloolololquoted.
11:26 - |HGN| The Jackal: *2
11:26 - |HGN| The Jackal: Nigger stole my bike.
11:27 - |HGN| Szenti: You rascist fag.
11:27 - |HGN| The Jackal: Fuck you you... gay fag?
11:27 - |HGN| Szenti: No, homosexual gay bitchwhoreslutpenisguynigga

Kieck was playing with Mount and Blade:

11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: My women in the village are fighting.
11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: :3
11:31 - |HGN| Szenti: LOL
11:31 - |HGN| Szenti: YOU HIRE BITCHES TO FIGHT FOR YOU
11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: HELL YEAH
11:31 - |HGN| Kieck /yawn: JUST LIKE IN AN EPIC BOOK !

[Assassinator]

|HGN| The Jackal: Spyware doctor is supposed to get rid of the virus
|HGN| Assassinator: Did it quarintine it?
|HGN| The Jackal: Nah, "removed" it
|HGN| Assassinator: Lol?
|HGN| The Jackal: Internet explorer alert. Visiting this site may pose a security threat to your system!
|HGN| Assassinator: INTERNET EXPLORER IS A VIRUS MAN
|HGN| Assassinator: Firefox for the win.

The truth.

[Assassinator]

|HGN| Assassinator: [5868]Pvt|JohnYouth<3HGN|TO ARM: You dont ever liek going on Airlines?
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL
|HGN| The Jackal: Lol what?
|HGN| Assassinator: He was talkin' 'bout how he was excieted to go on a plane.
|HGN| Assassinator: Flying sucks.
|HGN| The Jackal: I dont like flying at all.
|HGN| The Jackal: Im very... well put it this way... if i see a brown man with a beard i shit myself.
|HGN| Assassinator: Lol, maybe since he's younger he doesn't understasnd all the crap it is to fly.
|HGN| Assassinator: LOLWAT

[Steel]

|HGN| The Jackal: Right, just doing the second pack now
|HGN| Szenti: Finally.
|HGN| Szenti: I'm going to take a cumshot
|HGN| Szenti: While you do it.
|HGN| The Jackal: ...
|HGN| The Jackal: You sick fuck
|HGN| Szenti: SHOWER*

[Szenti]

19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Can I have a picture of your...
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Umm
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: You know,
19:54 - |HGN| Kieck: NO
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Cat
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: :(
19:54 - |HGN| Kieck: Cat ?
19:54 - |HGN| Kieck: Ofc.
19:54 - |HGN| Szenti: Yay :D

[Afromana]

31. januar 2010
21:23 - |HGN|ISPYUDIE: OH NOES
21:23 - |HGN|ISPYUDIE: http://forums.blackmesasource.com/showpost.php?p=137129&postcount=72
21:24 - |HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH GOD
21:24 - |HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH MAN OH GOD
21:24 - |HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH GOD OH MAN
21:24 - |HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH MAN OH GOD OH GOD OH MAN OH GOOOOD
21:24 - |HGN|ISPYUDIE: http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
21:25 - |HGN-CTS|Afromana: I had to press it multiple times
21:29 - |HGN|ISPYUDIE: Lul
21:29 - |HGN|ISPYUDIE: y'know.... someone should quote this...
21:30 - |HGN-CTS|Afromana: They sure should

[ISPYUDIE]

|HGN|ISPYUDIE: OH NOES
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: http://forums.blackmesasource.com/showpost.php?p=137129&postcount=72
|HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH GOD
|HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH MAN OH GOD
|HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH GOD OH MAN
|HGN-CTS|Afromana: OH MAN OH GOD OH GOD OH MAN OH GOOOOD
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
|HGN-CTS|Afromana: I had to press it multiple times
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: Lul
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: y'know.... someone should quote this...
|HGN-CTS|Afromana: They sure should
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: ......
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: So uhh....
|HGN|ISPYUDIE: yeah...

ASDF he beat me!

[lolKieck]

Jake shoots you in the head
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: I make you say, oh, oh hoh hoh, oh, oh hoh hoh, when I po- po- po- poke her face po- po- poke her face.
Jake loads his pumpshotgun
Jake shoots the radio
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever loads his G36.
Jake: FUCK LADY BOY
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever puts on Guns'n'Roses on his MP3 player.
|HGN| Kieck Schools out forever shoots out whole cartridge on Jake.
Jake: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jake: quotedz
Jake: lul

I QUOTED IT NOT YOU HAHA !

[Szenti]

14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: YOU HUGGED A FAT GUY
14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:44 - |HGN| Szenti: Hes sexeh
14:44 - |HGN| Szenti: :3
14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: Again.
14:44 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:44 - |HGN| Szenti: I'm homosexual
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: Again.
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: Whats wrong with that
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: ?
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: Again.
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: WAIT!
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: I know!
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: YOUR AN ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL
14:45 - |HGN| Szenti: :(
14:45 - |HGN| Kieck Schools out forever: No, I'm not homofob.

[Zarrick]

Jack Shepherd | |HGN| Headcrabs [LOOC]: Fuck, I typed +dick
Wine | Doppelganger [LOOC]: LOL!!
Wine | Doppelganger [LOOC]: Quoted

[Monkeyfisker]

I've typed "+dick" before D:......


11:38 PM - Monkeyfisker: ** You hear thumping from your mothers room **
11:39 PM - Monkeyfisker sticks his head out into your door, "BRO I NEED MORE HARPOONS"
11:39 PM - |HGN| Welek: lolllllllllllllllllllll

Forgot to save the next quote so its not as fancy as above one.

Monkeyfisker: i dare you to headbutt a brick wall
Welek: done
Monkeyfisker: I bet if you did that we'd have anal sex.
Welek: NOooO
Monkeyfisker: with fat women
Welek: NOOOOOOoooOOO!
Monkeyfisker: COME HERE WELEKS MOM TIME FOR ANAL!
Welek: wat

[Szenti]

14:36 - |HGN| Szenti: Anyways, I know why we don't have female ecos.
14:36 - |HGN| Szenti: CAUSE ALL ECOS ARE HOMOSEXUAL
14:36 - |HGN| Szenti: :D
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: Uh
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: Yeah
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: apart from STAR
14:37 - |HGN| Blake: he has a kid
14:38 - |HGN| Szenti: FROM A MALE
14:38 - |HGN| Szenti: OMGOMOGOMG

HOLY DAMNED UNHOLY HOLYNESS OF THE HOLY GODS.
[/colour]

[Assassinator]

|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: ASS
|HGN| Assassinator: Yeah?
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: You have ArmA 2 dont you?
|HGN| Assassinator: Nope.
|HGN| Assassinator: I might get it later.
|HGN| Assassinator: I'm studying right now.
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: OH
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: YOu're the one who said they would but it
|HGN| Blake -ArmA2 anyone?: lol
|HGN| Assassinator: LOL

[Zarrick]

Player fat boy on a tricycle=big pain has joined the game.

**Ludvig Babvich licks Wine "Yummy."

Not the exact name spelling, I didnt have it in copy/paste.

[Goose]

|HGN| Midnight: well i guess we need a local minge sometimes to make us feal good about ourselves

Nuff said i think we can all agree