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I kissed a baseball bat because that's how I roll.
I became a troll because that's what I do.
I danced with a ninja because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Most epac birffday ever.
http://youtu.be/GFLGRidfFo4 (http://youtu.be/GFLGRidfFo4)
Getting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in this bitch...
I went out with a Ninja because the voices told me to.
I shot a dvd player because i was drunk.
Yep.
I kissed a police-officer cause I'm hot and I do what I want.
I hugged the computer because I'm retarded
I shot a baseball bat because I was high.
I murdered a mexican because Im hot and I do what I want.
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 23-11-2011
I shot a baseball bat because I was high.
Imagined this in Bill Clinton's voice.
Quote from: Ragolution on 24-11-2011
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 23-11-2011
I shot a baseball bat because I was high.
Imagined this in Bill Clinton's voice.
Hah!
Come to think of it, it's the kind of thing he'd say.
I smacked a mexican because that's how I roll.
I choked on my psychiatrist because that's how I roll.
I Danced with a pickle because I was high.
Yup, sounds like me! Except for the getting high part.
I kissed a Mexican because I'm hot and I do what I want.
I kissed my sister because I hate myself?
I ate a Mexican because the voices told me to.
Quote from: knife_cz on 22-12-2011
I kissed my sister because I hate myself?
lol
i don't doubt the last part